The Beast Posted October 23, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2019 Listening to the 640 criminals in parliament crying their crocodile tears over these 39 poor individuals makes me fucking sick.As one, they have left the doors open to the UK plc that facilitates this venal trade.I would pack the lot into an Aussie road train and give them a tour of their beloved Europe letting them succumb to hypoxia whilst soiling themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted October 23, 2019 Report Share Posted October 23, 2019 There will be no taxis available for at least a week, due to additional prayer sessions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 23, 2019 Report Share Posted October 23, 2019 40 minutes ago, The Beast said: Listening to the 640 criminals in parliament crying their crocodile tears over these 39 poor individuals makes me fucking sick.As one, they have left the doors open to the UK plc that facilitates this venal trade.I would pack the lot into an Aussie road train and give them a tour of their beloved Europe letting them succumb to hypoxia whilst soiling themselves. And not admitting that if there had been proper borders in place these cunts would have been found long before they reached either Ireland or the UK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 23, 2019 Report Share Posted October 23, 2019 4 hours ago, Neil said: Very poor from the Paddy,could have got about 300 of the cunts in there the lazy cunt Amateurish indeed, considering the back of your Bedford Rascal has played host to 50 terrified and hogtied prostitutes on more than one occasion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 23, 2019 Report Share Posted October 23, 2019 I'm curious as to cause of death. If there were any Africans on board, they probably stabbed everyone, and then each other. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 23, 2019 Report Share Posted October 23, 2019 The only tragedy is that I'll have to travel a bit further to have my Volvo washed for 4 quid,selfish,bloated cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 23, 2019 Report Share Posted October 23, 2019 3 hours ago, Decimus said: What with that withering critique, it's a good job I've never yearned for validation from a sinister sextugenarian train spotter with a cock the size of a family Vienetta. I now feel nostalgically hungry and yet simultaneously too nauseous to ever eat again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Frank Posted October 23, 2019 Report Share Posted October 23, 2019 4 hours ago, Decimus said: Amateurish indeed, considering the back of your Bedford Rascal has played host to 50 terrified and hogtied prostitutes on more than one occasion. Idiot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 23, 2019 Report Share Posted October 23, 2019 6 minutes ago, Frank said: Idiot. AHAHAAAA-AHAHAHAHAHA! good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 23, 2019 Report Share Posted October 23, 2019 11 minutes ago, Frank said: Idiot. You've got some nerve logging on again after the absolute pasting you were given by all and sundry yesterday. You're either completely oblivious to your own shitness, or you're pissed up. Take an extended break to lick your wounds, this won't end well for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 23, 2019 Report Share Posted October 23, 2019 7 minutes ago, Decimus said: You've got some nerve logging on again after the absolute pasting you were given by all and sundry yesterday. You're either completely oblivious to your own shitness, or you're pissed up. Take an extended break to lick your wounds, this won't end well for you. Is alcohol a problem with you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 23, 2019 Report Share Posted October 23, 2019 9 hours ago, The Beast said: Listening to the 640 criminals in parliament crying their crocodile tears over these 39 poor individuals makes me fucking sick.As one, they have left the doors open to the UK plc that facilitates this venal trade.I would pack the lot into an Aussie road train and give them a tour of their beloved Europe letting them succumb to hypoxia whilst soiling themselves. Speaking of which, I noticed last night they were interviewing an economist about the Brexit saga. Who was it? None other than the moussaka munching missus of ex- MP Chris Huhne, Vicky Pryce who did some slopping out at Her Maj's pleasure for lying to the old bill for hubby. Great innit? If she was some ordinary working class fucker she'd be lucky to get a job cleaning bogs. But oh no, "So Ms Pryce, any criminal record? Perverting the course of justice? Nine weeks in prison? Welcome to the firm. 140k a year ok for you?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 23, 2019 Report Share Posted October 23, 2019 3 minutes ago, Glowworm said: Is alcohol a problem with you? You're not doing Frank any favours with this sycophancy, his reputation is already tarnished through his recent association with you. If he wants a genuine comeback, the first thing he's going to have to do to regain credibility is ditch his jibbering, Lily Savage sidekick. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 23, 2019 Report Share Posted October 23, 2019 25 minutes ago, Decimus said: You're not doing Frank any favours with this sycophancy, his reputation is already tarnished through his recent association with you. If he wants a genuine comeback, the first thing he's going to have to do to regain credibility is ditch his jibbering, Lily Savage sidekick. Your mind has been destroyed by drink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted October 23, 2019 Report Share Posted October 23, 2019 One things for certain in all of this, being the Paddy driver that's been nicked is well and truly fucked. The only plus side for the cunt is Essex constabulary conducting the investigation... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 23, 2019 Report Share Posted October 23, 2019 58 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: One things for certain in all of this, being the Paddy driver that's been nicked is well and truly fucked. The only plus side for the cunt is Essex constabulary conducting the investigation... No comment. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 23, 2019 Report Share Posted October 23, 2019 1 hour ago, Decimus said: You're not doing Frank any favours with this sycophancy, his reputation is already tarnished through his recent association with you. If he wants a genuine comeback, the first thing he's going to have to do to regain credibility is ditch his jibbering, Lily Savage sidekick. top of whore board Deco? You're so fucked blud. I'm in the market for a second hand Jaguar F type by the way. Who are these cunts who bought white ones? Not you I hope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 23, 2019 Report Share Posted October 23, 2019 2 minutes ago, ratcum said: top of whore board Deco? You're so fucked blud. I'm in the market for a second hand Jaguar F type by the way. Who are these cunts who bought white ones? Not you I hope. I gave up on my leaderboard addiction mid-2018. The only reason I've made a concerted charge for it this week is because I couldn't bear the thought of a humourless, brown nosing, grassing foreign cunt being top a proud British board. Job done, I'm handing the keys back to Eric after tonight. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 23, 2019 Report Share Posted October 23, 2019 14 minutes ago, ratcum said: I'm in the market for a second hand Jaguar F type by the way. Who are these cunts who bought white ones? Not you I hope. I do hope it's the 5.0 V8 "R" you're after, anything less would be a bit, well, gay, I'm afraid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 23, 2019 Report Share Posted October 23, 2019 1 minute ago, Decimus said: I gave up on my leaderboard addiction mid-2018. The only reason I've made a concerted charge for it this week is because I couldn't bear the thought of a humourless, brown nosing, grassing foreign cunt being top a proud British board. Job done, I'm handing the keys back to Eric after tonight. thank fuck for that! The thought of you and that Eric shooting up together in some backstreet leaves me cold. You know he's even posted some funny comments of late? Where will it all end eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 23, 2019 Report Share Posted October 23, 2019 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: I do hope it's the 5.0 V8 "R" you're after, anything less would be a bit, well, gay, I'm afraid. I can just about stretch to one CB but it'd have to have AWD to handle the power. I need all the driver aids I can get. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 23, 2019 Report Share Posted October 23, 2019 The lorry was refrigerated to the bodies should be fresh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 23, 2019 Report Share Posted October 23, 2019 36 minutes ago, ratcum said: thank fuck for that! The thought of you and that Eric shooting up together in some backstreet leaves me cold. You know he's even posted some funny comments of late? Where will it all end eh? I'm in the process of obtaining permission to form a 'like awarding syndicate', and put you at the top of the leaderboard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 23, 2019 Report Share Posted October 23, 2019 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I'm in the process of obtaining permission to form a 'like awarding syndicate', and put you at the top of the leaderboard. I'd rather French kiss a chimp's protruding arse than have a like on this site. Give pithy reposts and damn this anti-intellectual scourge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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