Mrs Roops Posted October 30, 2019 Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 So, who will be the turkeys that have voted for Christmas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 30, 2019 Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 What a shower of fucking cunts. Liars, fanatics, charlatans and outright nasty fucking wankers. The worst crop of politicians in British history, which is a staggering achievement in itself. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 30, 2019 Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 38 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: So, who will be the turkeys that have voted for Christmas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 30, 2019 Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 On a completely unrelated note, I noticed on last nights news from the House of Commons Swinson sports a cracking set of tits, just sayin' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted October 30, 2019 Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 2 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: So, who will be the turkeys that have voted for Christmas? 2 hours ago, Decimus said: What a shower of fucking cunts. Liars, fanatics, charlatans and outright nasty fucking wankers. The worst crop of politicians in British history, which is a staggering achievement in itself. I caught a bit of PMQs on Sky News earlier. Fuck me the UK is in trouble. Kids are only in school 4 days a week now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted October 30, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 8 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I caught a bit of PMQs on Sky News earlier. Fuck me the UK is in trouble. Kids are only in school 4 days a week now? I think there is a minimum statutory requirement on how many hours of schooling a pupil must receive. How schools divi up the time is up to them, presumably after consulting with governors and parents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 30, 2019 Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 3 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: So, who will be the turkeys that have voted for Christmas? Looks like a 'Crimewatch' line up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted October 30, 2019 Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 Cranberry sauce and all the trimmings. And one Titanic gravy boat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted October 30, 2019 Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 Split nation..split parties..split vote thats my tuppence worth..instead of the DUP callin the shots itll be herr faragen and his tribe of express readers ..oooo..the excitement Panzermurphybaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 30, 2019 Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 54 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Split nation..split parties..split vote thats my tuppence worth..instead of the DUP callin the shots itll be herr faragen and his tribe of express readers ..oooo..the excitement Panzermurphybaby Guess which 4 of them your Leo has fucked? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted October 30, 2019 Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 Id say all of them...good lad Panzermurphybaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 30, 2019 Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 8 hours ago, Decimus said: What a shower of fucking cunts. Liars, fanatics, charlatans and outright nasty fucking wankers. The worst crop of politicians in British history, which is a staggering achievement in itself. Will you be casting your vote in Regency dress ? I imagine you live in some downmarket Labour constituency and hopefully you might get a good kicking before or after you vote... lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 30, 2019 Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 1 minute ago, Earl of Punkape said: Will you be casting your vote in Regency dress ? I imagine you live in some downmarket Labour constituency and hopefully you might get a good kicking before or after you vote... lol. Will you be casting your vote in a spunk-spattered dress? Of course you will. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 30, 2019 Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 2 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Will you be casting your vote in Regency dress ? I imagine you live in some downmarket Labour constituency and hopefully you might get a good kicking before or after you vote... lol. I live in a Conservative constituency, actually. I imagine that if I did dress up as an effeminate wastrel in makeup, I'd be immediately arse raped by the local public school, deviant bender the Tories are fielding within my area. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 30, 2019 Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 10 minutes ago, Decimus said: I live in a Conservative constituency, actually. I imagine that if I did dress up as an effeminate wastrel in makeup, I'd be immediately arse raped by the local public school, deviant bender the Tories are fielding within my area. Is Punkape standing for parliament or glowworm round your way then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 30, 2019 Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 19 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Is Punkape standing for parliament or glowworm round your way then? ‘Jacob Needs Smeg’ conservative parliamentary candidate. ’VOTE TORY! FUCK A PIGS HEAD! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 30, 2019 Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 1 hour ago, Alfie Noakes said: Is Punkape standing for parliament or glowworm round your way then? Absolutely fucking not, Alf. I realise that in your deviant Brighton constituency a cock sniffing faggot and septuagenarian tranny would be considered political royalty, but around here they'd be strung up as soon as a neighbour heard Judy Garland blasting out of their pink transistor radios. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted October 30, 2019 Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 My MP is a dirty Blairite remoaner slag with a majority of 28,000. That bitch is going nowhere. So my vote counts for nothing.......just like June 23rd 2016. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 30, 2019 Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 3 minutes ago, judgetwi said: My MP is a dirty Blairite remoaner slag with a majority of 28,000. That bitch is going nowhere. So my vote counts for nothing.......just like June 23rd 2016. You could always give her the Jo Cox treatment. Let's be honest she'd do the same to you if she was allowed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted October 30, 2019 Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 3 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Split nation..split parties..split vote thats my tuppence worth..instead of the DUP callin the shots itll be herr faragen and his tribe of express readers ..oooo..the excitement Panzermurphybaby This is not exciting Pants. This is a head in a shredder fucking pain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted October 30, 2019 Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 Her politics stink, but I'd probably fuck Caroline Lucas. That cunt Ian Blackford just needs stabbed in the fucking teeth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 30, 2019 Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 7 minutes ago, Rev said: That cunt Ian Blackford just needs stabbed in the fucking teeth. With a pneumatic fucking drill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted October 30, 2019 Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 27 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: With a pneumatic fucking drill. I'd quite happily knee-cap the bastard with a wheel brace. He's a total fucking embarrassment. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 31, 2019 Report Share Posted October 31, 2019 https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7632205/Ex-City-high-flyer-Nicola-Horlick-guns-trained-Parliament.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted October 31, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2019 41 minutes ago, Glowworm said: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7632205/Ex-City-high-flyer-Nicola-Horlick-guns-trained-Parliament.html She has her work cut out in overturning the tory incumbent. Slightly deluded as well if she expects to be Health Secretary in a Liberal Democrat government. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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