Neil Posted March 7, 2020 Report Share Posted March 7, 2020 Someone has just shat in my ears,these couple of cunts have released a song called Ordinary Man.Im a huge Sabbath fan but fuck me Ozzy what have you done teaming up with the fat,sausage jockey cunt that is Elton?.Fucking shit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 7, 2020 Report Share Posted March 7, 2020 Don't go breaking my heart... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 7, 2020 Report Share Posted March 7, 2020 Looking for a candle in the wind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted March 7, 2020 Report Share Posted March 7, 2020 Saturday nights alright for fisting followed by ozzies hemorrhoid.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 9, 2020 Report Share Posted March 9, 2020 Eltons going off the rails on a crazy train- the 10:35 to Brighton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 9, 2020 Report Share Posted March 9, 2020 3 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Eltons going off the rails on a crazy train- the 10:35 to Brighton I wish he'd find a suicide solution. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 9, 2020 Report Share Posted March 9, 2020 Elton sings Sabbath... Iron Man, out soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 9, 2020 Report Share Posted March 9, 2020 On 07/03/2020 at 10:12, Neil said: Someone has just shat in my ears,these couple of cunts have released a song called Ordinary Man.Im a huge Sabbath fan but fuck me Ozzy what have you done teaming up with the fat,sausage jockey cunt that is Elton?.Fucking shit It'll be that money grubbing slag Shazza who's behind this abomination, another tasteless, Cowell cunt, 'get rich quick' acolyte. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted March 10, 2020 Report Share Posted March 10, 2020 On 07/03/2020 at 10:12, Neil said: Someone has just shat in my ears,these couple of cunts have released a song called Ordinary Man.Im a huge Sabbath fan but fuck me Ozzy what have you done teaming up with the fat,sausage jockey cunt that is Elton?.Fucking shit Ozzy is obviously confused with all the drugs. I saw him with Randy Rhodes.....what an axe man he was. Toni Iomi drinks in my local.....will ask him what the fuck is going on with this shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted March 11, 2020 Report Share Posted March 11, 2020 Whilst checking my pockets before washing, I've stumbled across about 8 Xanax. In honour to Ozzie I've just dropped five, and am feeling top banana. Drug's are absolutely fine, it's the fucking idiots who don't know what their taking, and specifically the quantities is the problem. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 11, 2020 Report Share Posted March 11, 2020 40 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Whilst checking my pockets before washing, I've stumbled across about 8 Xanax. In honour to Ozzie I've just dropped five, and am feeling top banana. Drug's are absolutely fine, it's the fucking idiots who don't know what their taking, and specifically the quantities is the problem. Oramorph, with a slice of lemon and an umbrella. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted March 12, 2020 Report Share Posted March 12, 2020 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Oramorph, with a slice of lemon and an umbrella. Fancy. Have you christened it with a name yet? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 12, 2020 Report Share Posted March 12, 2020 40 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Fancy. Have you christened it with a name yet? 'The Constipator' Who's that in your avatar? I recognise the face. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted March 12, 2020 Report Share Posted March 12, 2020 9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: 'The Constipator' Who's that in your avatar? I recognise the face. Seems a very fitting name. I'd also imagine you'd need it on tap to live in Rotherham. The avatar - It's DCI Derek "bastard" Litton from "Life on Mars" and "Ashes to Ashes" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted March 12, 2020 Report Share Posted March 12, 2020 Slash, the stovepipe hatted, indoor sunglasses wearing ex legend & guitar God started this all off singing a duet with that bicycle from the Black Eyed Peas, one can only imagine the amount of cocks she has seen, probably more than the late Bernard Matthews. Given a choice of Fergies to fuck i`d opt for that incomprehensible Goven alcoholic over the slack ringed cock socket that is Duhamel. Osbourne has been a embarrassment for years, a shambling buffoon who can`t put his own fucking trousers on never mind dye his hair. Awful. Mind you, this cunt keeps him in the media.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 12, 2020 Report Share Posted March 12, 2020 On 12/03/2020 at 13:38, Hokey Gingers said: Slash, the stovepipe hatted, indoor sunglasses wearing ex legend & guitar God started this all off singing a duet with that bicycle from the Black Eyed Peas, one can only imagine the amount of cocks she has seen, probably more than the late Bernard Matthews. Given a choice of Fergies to fuck i`d opt for that incomprehensible Goven alcoholic over the slack ringed cock socket that is Duhamel. Osbourne has been a embarrassment for years, a shambling buffoon who can`t put his own fucking trousers on never mind dye his hair. Awful. Mind you, this cunt keeps him in the media.. Spot the facelift. She’s had almost as many as the “Bride of Wilderstein”. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 12, 2020 Report Share Posted March 12, 2020 2 hours ago, Hokey Gingers said: Slash, the stovepipe hatted, indoor sunglasses wearing ex legend & guitar God started this all off singing a duet with that bicycle from the Black Eyed Peas, one can only imagine the amount of cocks she has seen, probably more than the late Bernard Matthews. Given a choice of Fergies to fuck i`d opt for that incomprehensible Goven alcoholic over the slack ringed cock socket that is Duhamel. Osbourne has been a embarrassment for years, a shambling buffoon who can`t put his own fucking trousers on never mind dye his hair. Awful. Mind you, this cunt keeps him in the media.. These siamese twins have one head fatter than the other. But what's worse, the poor cunts look like Sharon Osbourne. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 12, 2020 Report Share Posted March 12, 2020 See what happens when fuckwits breed... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 12, 2020 Report Share Posted March 12, 2020 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: See what happens when fuckwits breed... 'Elvira, the Twinkie years' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted March 12, 2020 Report Share Posted March 12, 2020 Jesus Christ! That's fucking grotesque. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 12, 2020 Report Share Posted March 12, 2020 1 minute ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Jesus Christ! That's fucking grotesque. Yes, but if you advocate eugenics all of a sudden you're a fucking Nazi. Vote Rat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 12, 2020 Report Share Posted March 12, 2020 23 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Oramorph, with a slice of lemon and an umbrella. Ahhhh breakfast! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 12, 2020 Report Share Posted March 12, 2020 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: See what happens when fuckwits breed... Did you have to show a photo of post accident Marc Bolam? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 12, 2020 Report Share Posted March 12, 2020 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: See what happens when fuckwits breed... That’s a prototype for one of those newfangled high tech sex dolls. A very early prototype. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted March 12, 2020 Report Share Posted March 12, 2020 5 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Spot the facelift. She’s had almost as many as the “Bride of Wilderstein”. Fuck me, she looks like human/Lion crossbreeding experiment gone tits up. What possibly possess some cunt, probably a Yank to pay to look like a character from 'He Man.' 5 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Spot the facelift. She’s had almost as many as the “Bride of Wilderstein”. Who in their right mind would fuck this creature, except Neil, obviously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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