Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted April 10, 2020 Report Share Posted April 10, 2020 Should now move this entire thread to Mumsnet. Wankers. Get a fucking grip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 10, 2020 Report Share Posted April 10, 2020 13 minutes ago, Cunt-End Of The World said: Should now move this entire thread to Mumsnet. Wankers. Get a fucking grip. Witchnet more like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bernard Fuck Posted April 10, 2020 Report Share Posted April 10, 2020 Happy clappers are little more than automatons who Pavlov jerk at simplistic rituals in order to feel good about themselves. You've got to wonder, how many of these virtue signalling twats have hoarded groceries and ignored distance guidelines? I see them daily and I live in a rural town of 5000, how many of them have committed actions that have A) Denied others,including health workers and B ) risked contamination by and to themselves thus threatening the health workers with further chances of contagion? Fuck them all, they're just performing seals looking for a herring as a prize for their pseudo sympathy. They could just as easily crowdfund a wine bonanza for the NHS workers, it could be their own neighbour, how about leaving a bag of groceries on their doorstep one day after they've come back from shift? No, it's cheaper to stand outside and harvest 'likes' on Arsebook or Twatter for their self centred gestures,fuck them all to hell. As for the workers, they signed up for their jobs and get paid for it, the same as a soldier etc., it should come as no surprise that there are inherent risks involved, it's in the job description. So yes, I appreciate the strain and worry these folks are undergoing and I appreciate their succour when I'm hospitalised but I'm not going to be coerced into making some sort of #metoo public statement to show that I fit into the regulated pattern of socially acceptable behaviour. Fucking sheep, herd immunity my arse, bovine mentality is the prevailing factor, arm yourselves my friends, our country lacks the minerals to deal with even something as (relatively) mild as this, never mind a proper bio warfare attack. Great British public? Bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 10, 2020 Report Share Posted April 10, 2020 12 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I can assure you all there are many in the NHS who don’t want garlands, clapping and free coffee. Crocodile tears. The staff well understand it’s their job, and are in large part getting on with it, between collapsing and dying. That they have been sent into the trenches with no armour by generals in a distant Chateau is a lesson we should have learned by now. “Lions led by donkeys” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 10, 2020 Report Share Posted April 10, 2020 2 hours ago, Bernard Fuck said: Happy clappers are little more than automatons who Pavlov jerk at simplistic rituals in order to feel good about themselves. You've got to wonder, how many of these virtue signalling twats have hoarded groceries and ignored distance guidelines? I see them daily and I live in a rural town of 5000, how many of them have committed actions that have A) Denied others,including health workers and B ) risked contamination by and to themselves thus threatening the health workers with further chances of contagion? Fuck them all, they're just performing seals looking for a herring as a prize for their pseudo sympathy. They could just as easily crowdfund a wine bonanza for the NHS workers, it could be their own neighbour, how about leaving a bag of groceries on their doorstep one day after they've come back from shift? No, it's cheaper to stand outside and harvest 'likes' on Arsebook or Twatter for their self centred gestures,fuck them all to hell. As for the workers, they signed up for their jobs and get paid for it, the same as a soldier etc., it should come as no surprise that there are inherent risks involved, it's in the job description. So yes, I appreciate the strain and worry these folks are undergoing and I appreciate their succour when I'm hospitalised but I'm not going to be coerced into making some sort of #metoo public statement to show that I fit into the regulated pattern of socially acceptable behaviour. Fucking sheep, herd immunity my arse, bovine mentality is the prevailing factor, arm yourselves my friends, our country lacks the minerals to deal with even something as (relatively) mild as this, never mind a proper bio warfare attack. Great British public? Bollocks. So don't fucking clap then! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bernard Fuck Posted April 10, 2020 Report Share Posted April 10, 2020 Hahaha, I do believe there's a happy clapper on board the good ship cuntox. No, I didn't but thanks for the corroboration. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted April 10, 2020 Report Share Posted April 10, 2020 10 minutes ago, Bernard Fuck said: Hahaha, I do believe there's a happy clapper on board the good ship cuntox. No, I didn't but thanks for the corroboration. Press the quote button when referring to a previous comment mate, or you just look like a deranged cunt perpetuating a conversation with yourself. Welcome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bernard Fuck Posted April 10, 2020 Report Share Posted April 10, 2020 Mind your own fucking business. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 10, 2020 Report Share Posted April 10, 2020 7 minutes ago, Bernard Fuck said: Mind your own fucking business. That's more like it Bernie baby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted April 10, 2020 Report Share Posted April 10, 2020 3 hours ago, King Billy said: “Lions led by donkeys” Quite, though donkeys are vertebrates and thus overqualified for Cabinet positions. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted April 10, 2020 Report Share Posted April 10, 2020 The NHS, as a system, can go fuck itself - wasteful, bureaucratic, and no matter how much money you'd throw at it, it would still want more. 'Clinical outcomes? Hum-titty-bum!' The frontline workers on the other hand..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 10, 2020 Report Share Posted April 10, 2020 15 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: The NHS, as a system, can go fuck itself - wasteful, bureaucratic, and no matter how much money you'd throw at it, it would still want more. 'Clinical outcomes? Hum-titty-bum!' The frontline workers on the other hand..... …. are caring for the frontline workers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 10, 2020 Report Share Posted April 10, 2020 36 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: …. are caring for the frontline workers. It's like a picture of a soup tin, with a picture of a soup tin, with... you get it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 10, 2020 Report Share Posted April 10, 2020 (edited) 8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It's like a picture of a soup tin, with a picture of a soup tin, with... you get it. And so on and so forth et al. The NHS has always said that it should be managed and run by, the NHS. Everybody's a winner at the NHS, it's never been anymore powerful under its own direction, than it is right now, and look at all the publicity they are getting, on, The NHS. Edited April 10, 2020 by 'eavensabove WASHING MY HANDS FOR 20 SECONDS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 10, 2020 Report Share Posted April 10, 2020 15 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: And so on and so forth et al. The NHS has always said that it should be managed and run by, the NHS. Everybody's a winner at the NHS, it's never been anymore powerful under its own direction, than it is right now, and look at all the publicity they are getting, on, The NHS. A bit like the Paras soaking up the limelight in the Falklands....then the bubble bursts and they’re back to being....the Paras.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 10, 2020 Report Share Posted April 10, 2020 1 hour ago, Jiggerycock said: The NHS, as a system, can go fuck itself - wasteful, bureaucratic, and no matter how much money you'd throw at it, it would still want more. 'Clinical outcomes? Hum-titty-bum!' The frontline workers on the other hand..... Except we need them right now as opposed to yourself... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 10, 2020 Report Share Posted April 10, 2020 23 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: And so on and so forth et al. The NHS has always said that it should be managed and run by, the NHS. Everybody's a winner at the NHS, it's never been anymore powerful under its own direction, than it is right now, and look at all the publicity they are getting, on, The NHS. … they have even managed to scam their own way out of their £39billion debt. They've never had it so good. Masks, tests, the whole caboodle and within the space of 14 days. It will be OBE's next for the porters, and even the Hospital Shops will be floating on the stock market and sailing along the river. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted April 10, 2020 Report Share Posted April 10, 2020 26 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Except we need them right now as opposed to yourself... As you are already full of the worlds most vile and virulent bacteria, I called the NHS today and asked if we could simply use your infested sack as a holding pen for all existing and novel infections, thereby creating a bacterial battle royale. The surviving virus will then be isolated and we can simply fling you into the Mariana Trench. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 10, 2020 Report Share Posted April 10, 2020 5 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Quite, though donkeys are vertebrates and thus overqualified for Cabinet positions. yes, but in Woese's three domain system, most Tories come out as slime mould. Oliver Letwin is their type species. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 10, 2020 Report Share Posted April 10, 2020 33 minutes ago, Cunt-End Of The World said: As you are already full of the worlds most vile and virulent bacteria, I called the NHS today and asked if we could simply use your infested sack as a holding pen for all existing and novel infections, thereby creating a bacterial battle royale. The surviving virus will then be isolated and we can simply fling you into the Mariana Trench. possibly disrespectful of the many shipwrecks in the Mariana trench CEOTW. They're all classified as war graves, even the nip ones. Now flinging him into Princess Anne's trench.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 10, 2020 Report Share Posted April 10, 2020 46 minutes ago, Cunt-End Of The World said: As you are already full of the worlds most vile and virulent bacteria, I called the NHS today and asked if we could simply use your infested sack as a holding pen for all existing and novel infections, thereby creating a bacterial battle royale. The surviving virus will then be isolated and we can simply fling you into the Mariana Trench. Oh dear....have you been furloughed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 10, 2020 Report Share Posted April 10, 2020 24 minutes ago, ratcum said: yes, but in Woese's three domain system, most Tories come out as slime mould. Oliver Letwin is their type species. Earwigs don't fit naturally into any of the three domains. Their origin may be extra-galactic, perhaps even trans-dimensional. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 10, 2020 Report Share Posted April 10, 2020 12 minutes ago, ratcum said: possibly disrespectful of the many shipwrecks in the Mariana trench CEOTW. They're all classified as war graves, even the nip ones. Now flinging him into Princess Anne's trench.. Good old ratty, just like tertiary corona virus with added anal bleeding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 10, 2020 Report Share Posted April 10, 2020 4 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Earwigs don't fit naturally into any of the three domains. Their origin may be extra-galactic, perhaps even trans-dimensional. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 10, 2020 Report Share Posted April 10, 2020 12 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Earwigs don't fit naturally into any of the three domains. Their origin may be extra-galactic, perhaps even trans-dimensional. death to these fiscal hegemonists CB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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