Hammer of Cunts Posted June 21, 2020 Report Share Posted June 21, 2020 13 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Wine is for girls and poofs. If a man walks into a pub and orders a glass of wine, everybody present immediately assumes he's a gay cunt or a web designer. No real man would enter the kind of pub that sells wine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 21, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 21, 2020 1 hour ago, Ape™️ said: Fuck off. How many tins of beans have you hoarded to get through lockdown Ape? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 21, 2020 Report Share Posted June 21, 2020 On 19/06/2020 at 18:46, Earl of Punkape said: I’ve been drinking since I left the golf club at 14.00h. I could probably drink more with a fork. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 21, 2020 Report Share Posted June 21, 2020 19 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Wine is for girls and poofs. If a man walks into a pub and orders a glass of wine, everybody present immediately assumes he's a gay cunt or a web designer. Lol. Btw Eric, that website you designed for me is super fab. I'm sure to sell more pegs and lucky heather now. See you in The Black man's Arms for a glass of your favourite Cab Sav. Xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 21, 2020 Report Share Posted June 21, 2020 16 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Are beans involved in your sexual arrangements at home? Please supply details and camera work for your friends on Cuntscorner.... 5 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: How many tins of beans have you hoarded to get through lockdown Ape? Bean wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted June 21, 2020 Report Share Posted June 21, 2020 21 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Wine is for girls and poofs. If a man walks into a pub and orders a glass of wine, everybody present immediately assumes he's a gay cunt or a web designer. ...or an over enthusiastic golfist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted June 21, 2020 Report Share Posted June 21, 2020 18 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: His Alzheimers is affecting is alcoholism. He forgets he's pissed. Certainly. Cunt should join AAA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 21, 2020 Report Share Posted June 21, 2020 55 minutes ago, White Cunt said: Certainly. Cunt should join AAA. To charge his battery! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Monaco Slim Posted June 21, 2020 Report Share Posted June 21, 2020 British food is shit so any kind of sauce on top of it would be an improvement. Men travelled thousands of miles over an ocean in leaky boats to try find spices and sauce indigence to make it less tasteless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 21, 2020 Report Share Posted June 21, 2020 I like OK Fruity Sauce. Mostly with sausages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 22, 2020 Report Share Posted June 22, 2020 10 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I like OK Fruity Sauce. Mostly with sausages. OK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 23, 2020 Report Share Posted June 23, 2020 On 19/06/2020 at 17:53, Earl of Punkape said: I would think your dining room (kitchen) table is permanently covered in plastic sauce bottles.... lol. Peasant. Do you like chilli sauce? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 23, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2020 1 hour ago, Dawn Chorus said: Do you like chilli sauce? I make my own with Scotch Bonnets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 23, 2020 Report Share Posted June 23, 2020 21 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I make my own with Scotch Bonnets. Bellend peppers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted June 23, 2020 Report Share Posted June 23, 2020 I put Ice Magic on my ice cream. Does that count you fucking homo?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 23, 2020 Report Share Posted June 23, 2020 1 minute ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I put Ice Magic on my ice cream. Does that count you fucking homo?? Mr. Emtembe loves Punkers to sprinkle his massive black cock with hundreds and thousands and slowly lick it off from ballsack to bellend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 On 20/06/2020 at 15:29, Eddie said: Earl Ape I have met a someone who drinks chilled red wine mixed with lemonade, how do I broach a subject as sensitive as this? It’s called ‘tinto de verano’ you fucking idiot. A refreshing summer drink popular throughout Spain. Delicious. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 Just now, Frank said: It’s called ‘tinto de verano’ you fucking idiot. A refreshing summer drink popular throughout Spain. Delicious. The Spanish are savages, fuck off. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 4 hours ago, Frank said: It’s called ‘tinto de verano’ you fucking idiot. A refreshing summer drink popular throughout Spain. Delicious. No doubt you use this to wash down the jizz after sucking off a few dozen members of the Armada Española, you idiotic old poof. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: No doubt you use this to wash down the jizz after sucking off a few dozen members of the Armada Española, you idiotic old poof. Considering I practically raped your ponytail arse when you first joined, you’ve become rather good at this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 6 hours ago, Frank said: It’s called ‘tinto de verano’ you fucking idiot. A refreshing summer drink popular throughout Spain. Delicious. Similar to sangria. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 3 hours ago, Frank said: Considering I practically raped your ponytail arse when you first joined, you’ve become rather good at this. Your version of history is somewhat clouded you skinny twat (all that spunk in your eyes). The truth is your wig wearing arse has been consistently raped, as you put it, by even the weakest of punters since 2015. You've been dire ever since and your recent return is possibly even worse. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 15 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Your version of history is somewhat clouded you skinny twat (all that spunk in your eyes). The truth is your wig wearing arse has been consistently raped, as you put it, by even the weakest of punters since 2015. You've been dire ever since and your recent return is possibly even worse. I can't believe I persuaded roops to release him, be careful what you wish for.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuggerLugs Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 9 hours ago, Eddie said: The Spanish are savages, fuck off. Agreed. Even worse, they flat refuse to bone out their fish. Healthy Mediterranean cuisine my arse, most Spanish kids and a considerable number of their parents now live on burgers, chips, ketchup, bread and churros. Short fat fucking bandy legged cunts, that's just the women. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 5 minutes ago, Eddie said: I can't believe I persuaded roops to release him, be careful what you wish for.... You've got a rather high opinion of your clout pal if you think your pillow talk forced the evil cows hand into releasing the Spaken. Next time you're sticking in to her make sure you're the one handing out the donkey punch and really put your weight behind it. Speak to Neil re disposal tips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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