Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted September 18, 2020 Report Share Posted September 18, 2020 5 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: Thrush = blackbird. THRUSH = Technological Hierarchy for the Removal of Undesirables and the Subjugation of Humanity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 18, 2020 Report Share Posted September 18, 2020 On 17/09/2020 at 11:29, Joker said: How did Wolfie get up there in the first place? Imagine my surprise, R-soles, when I saw your comment was fourth down on the first page of a new nomination about shitting. You weird little fucking worm. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 18, 2020 Author Report Share Posted September 18, 2020 2 hours ago, JohnnySaucePants said: What degenerate diet program are you on? Or was it years caked on shite that prevented the expulsion of said stool. Surprising you didnt prolapse your ring piece. I eat healthily,it must have been the drugs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted September 18, 2020 Report Share Posted September 18, 2020 7 minutes ago, Neil said: I eat healthily,it must have been the drugs Someone I know who used a lot of ketamine developed that problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 18, 2020 Report Share Posted September 18, 2020 17 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I miss you when you're not here. Put more effort in. Lazy fuckin Jock cunt. Same as that @Cuntybaws. Hanging around fiddling with your tartan and assuming we'll suck your cock because we'll never take your freedom. “The trouble with Scotland is that it’s full of Scots.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 18, 2020 Report Share Posted September 18, 2020 8 hours ago, Weary&Disgusted said: THRUSH = Technological Hierarchy for the Removal of Undesirables and the Subjugation of Humanity THRUSH= Thierry Henry Runs Under Shit House Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 18, 2020 Report Share Posted September 18, 2020 On 17/09/2020 at 12:57, Cuntybaws said: This has made me all nostalgic for the old Corner, where seldom a week went by without a scatological nomination of some sort from Drew Peacock. In fact, my all-time favourite ever thread was the @Rev's "Getting Toilet Duck on your nob", genuinely the funniest thing I've seen since the twin towers fell. Despite being a vile che Guevara t shirt wearing ponce, @Bill Stickerswas always good for a nom about nasty shitting experiences and japes. Had issues in Greece if I recall with their 3rd world bogs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted September 18, 2020 Report Share Posted September 18, 2020 On 17/09/2020 at 10:23, Neil said: Just tried to shift a rather hard stool from my rectum and strained so much I burst blood vessels in my eye which is now bright fucking red.Ouch,bollocks and fuck off Breathe out while yer straining neil baby its somthin to do with negative pressure..me aul teacher feisty o semtex usta tell us open yer mouths n breathe out before ya press the button or the pressure wave will fukify yer innards PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 12 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: “The trouble with Scotland is that it’s full of Scots.” So is Corby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 29 minutes ago, JohnnySaucePants said: Maybe next time if there is one, i suppose you could try loosening it up first by means of a pokey bum wank, before firing the stool off down the shitter. I expect it may save you from tattering your ring piece. Ape knows all about tattered ring pieces, but his i'm told comes from constantly being sodomized. ( willingly ) Hope this helps. If you’re going to name drop me in your scat-obsessed drivel (the ultimate indicator of being rattled) then at least do it properly @JohnnySaucePants, you thick, bullshitting moron. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 3 hours ago, JohnnySaucePants said: FF sake, you took the bait you weasel faced council gaff dweller. 🙂 Get back in your hole. Cunt. Do you live in Essex? Here's a bit of reading for you from a couple of days ago. 🙂 Dopey sod left them by the fence. Man who trapped and drowned eight cats while at work fined ... www.stuff.co.nz › national › crime › man-who-trapped-a... 2 days ago - GRAPHIC CONTENT: A Dunedin man who trapped and drowned eight feral cats @Ape™️Oh dear, yet another thick newbie, too fucking lazy to peruse CC history. 'Do you live in Essex' indeed. Only boring twats live in Essex. Ask Eric. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 On 18/09/2020 at 06:01, Frank said: Soppy dumb drunk cunt. Yeah. Guilty as charged. 2 day bender. Can't remember anything. Shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: @Ape™️Oh dear, yet another thick newbie, too fucking lazy to peruse CC history. 'Do you live in Essex' indeed. Only boring twats live in Essex. Ask Eric. I wouldn't bother asking him anything. It's all bullshit. I wonder which time zone New Zealand has floated to this week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 19 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Breathe out while yer straining neil baby its somthin to do with negative pressure..me aul teacher feisty o semtex usta tell us open yer mouths n breathe out before ya press the button or the pressure wave will fukify yer innards PANZERMURPHYBABY Panzer is that right about that 3 seater Cesna crashing into a graveyard in Dublin the other night .. search and rescue worker have found 240 bodies so far but are expecting to find more as digging continues? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 10 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Panzer is that right about that 3 seater Cesna crashing into a graveyard in Dublin the other night .. search and rescue worker have found 240 bodies so far but are expecting to find more as digging continues? Sounds like a grave situation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 20, 2020 Report Share Posted September 20, 2020 6 hours ago, JohnnySaucePants said: Who cares where Eric lives. It's bound to be a complete shit hole anyway. Anyone who claims to have worked as door security as he has, has no skills to get paid anywhere near a decent income in reputable work. That, and all security doormen in my opinion are cunts of epic proportions. is in hiding https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-54207369 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bunty the Cunty Posted September 20, 2020 Report Share Posted September 20, 2020 Gotta say, on my first perusal last night, I did snort diet coke through my nose at some of the posts. However, some of you cunts are just mundane #you'reboring 🐠 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 20, 2020 Report Share Posted September 20, 2020 34 minutes ago, Bunty the Cunty said: Gotta say, on my first perusal last night, I did snort diet coke through my nose at some of the posts. However, some of you cunts are just mundane #you'reboring 🐠 #fuckoffthen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 20, 2020 Report Share Posted September 20, 2020 17 minutes ago, JohnnySaucePants said: Eric, you have obviously recognised your guilt in being a tedious bore by replying. May i respectfully request you up your fucking game in future posts. You can thank me later. Cunt 🙂 Remind me, where exactly are you on the leaderboard? Wanker. Lol 😂 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 20, 2020 Report Share Posted September 20, 2020 1 hour ago, Bunty the Cunty said: Gotta say, on my first perusal last night, I did snort diet coke through my nose at some of the posts. However, some of you cunts are just mundane #you'reboring 🐠 Thanks for the insightful critique of CC - it’s much appreciated. I’m sure everyone will take on board your observations and endeavour to up their game, to meet your exacting standards. #wanker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 20, 2020 Report Share Posted September 20, 2020 On 18/09/2020 at 20:49, Stubby Pecker said: Despite being a vile che Guevara t shirt wearing ponce, @Bill Stickerswas always good for a nom about nasty shitting experiences and japes. Had issues in Greece if I recall with their 3rd world bogs What happened to him? Is he still alive or did he get the death Penalty? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 20, 2020 Report Share Posted September 20, 2020 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: What happened to him? Is he still alive or did he get the death Penalty? He hasn't logged in since July. If he has received a death penalty it would have been meted out by the Islamic cunts he loves. Either that or he jumped on a plane with a load of other gormless, stinking fucking tambourine bothering hippies to build an orphanage in Botswana. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 20, 2020 Report Share Posted September 20, 2020 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: What happened to him? Is he still alive or did he get the death Penalty? Yes, arse cancer, from sleeping with Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted September 20, 2020 Report Share Posted September 20, 2020 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: Yes, arse cancer, from sleeping with Frank. I have it on very good authority that the milk bottles are accumulating outside Bills very own rented front door, smelly swampy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 20, 2020 Report Share Posted September 20, 2020 13 minutes ago, Eddie said: I have it on very good authority that the milk bottles are accumulating outside Bills very own rented front door, smelly swampy. Do you remember those posts he put up about his schoolboy days, cucumber sandwiches with ma and papa. Skipping to the primary school across the village green. I've still got his NYE photo that he took down pdq. A paper plate, 2 lines of charlie, and a rolled £50 note. Off the rails, no curtains cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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