Neil Posted October 5, 2020 Report Share Posted October 5, 2020 This cum receptacle has now tested positive proving that the 'Don' has been fumbling around her undercrackers and that covid does indeed lurk under the fingernails.She has been worked by Trump like a fucking glove puppet and become his equal in the expertise of saying so much but saying fuck all.Stupid fucking yank tart,having said that I'd gladly roll her over and chuck the 'ol yoghurt rifle right up her stench trench. Goodnight y'all 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 6, 2020 Report Share Posted October 6, 2020 If Trump actually had/has Covid, my cocks a bloater. Load of fucking horseshit. All Septics are, without exception, loud thick cunts. I'm glad they are still dying. Fuck off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 6, 2020 Report Share Posted October 6, 2020 7 hours ago, JohnnySaucePants said: On seconds thoughts though. Bullshit, never happened. In order to have a second thought you have to be capable of a first thought. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 6, 2020 Author Report Share Posted October 6, 2020 54 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: If Trump actually had/has Covid, my cocks a bloater. Load of fucking horseshit. All Septics are, without exception, loud thick cunts. I'm glad they are still dying. Fuck off. I bet it smells like one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted October 6, 2020 Report Share Posted October 6, 2020 A gash like the Sainsburys deli counter pastrami slices tray .. but stinks far worse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted October 7, 2020 Report Share Posted October 7, 2020 She`s adorable you bastards, lovely and sweet, as American as apple pie and Bushmasters...a rose blooming starkly in a septic tank of so called "journalists". I`ll bet right now she could do with a little tonic, a pick me up, so with that in mind Kayleigh log on to myoldchap.com ( one word ) search for member10362734526 (moi😎) kick back and rub one out, leave a like👍 Get Well Soon Hun... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 7, 2020 Report Share Posted October 7, 2020 Ludicrous that this titless skank caught the chinky bat-flu due to going maskless. She must have dozens of redundant bras in her gaff that would work a treat. Mastecto-cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 7, 2020 Report Share Posted October 7, 2020 21 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Ludicrous that this titless skank caught the chinky bat-flu due to going maskless. She must have dozens of redundant bras in her gaff that would work a treat. Mastecto-cunt. She’s a wonderful girl. I wouldn’t need to give it a seconds deliberation if she came round my gaff begging me to let her plate my arse. But then I’m just an old fashioned good mannered bloke. I don’t like saying no to people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 7, 2020 Report Share Posted October 7, 2020 3 hours ago, King Billy said: She’s a wonderful girl. I wouldn’t need to give it a seconds deliberation if she came round my gaff begging me to let her plate my arse. But then I’m just an old fashioned good mannered bloke. I don’t like saying no to people. I can only get goin for these types in the two weeks post-op, when there’s still some moisture on the scar tissue. I’m not a dry wound man which has always been my downfall. Moist & vulnerable is my M.O. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 7, 2020 Report Share Posted October 7, 2020 2 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I can only get goin for these types in the two weeks post-op, when there’s still some moisture on the scar tissue. I’m not a dry wound man which has always been my downfall. Moist & vulnerable is my M.O. Wound fucking, that’s a new one for the corner. If you Neil, Rev and Baws swap notes, you could go far here 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 7, 2020 Report Share Posted October 7, 2020 7 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Ludicrous that this titless skank caught the chinky bat-flu due to going maskless. She must have dozens of redundant bras in her gaff that would work a treat. Mastecto-cunt. Why don't you write to her. She might send you one. You can drape it over your face whilst tugging away at your little sergeant major. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 7, 2020 Report Share Posted October 7, 2020 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Wound fucking, that’s a new one for the corner. If you Neil, Rev and Baws swap notes, you could go far here Quadruple amputee rape is my personal favourite. It's hilarious watching them trying to run but their stumps only twitch slightly, which only helps me get me off quicker and kill them sooner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 7, 2020 Report Share Posted October 7, 2020 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Quadruple amputee rape is my personal favourite. It's hilarious watching them trying to run but their stumps only twitch slightly, which only helps me get me off quicker and kill them sooner. Are those videos introduced by a quadriplegic Swiss man strapped to a horse? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 7, 2020 Report Share Posted October 7, 2020 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Are those videos introduced by a quadriplegic Swiss man strapped to a horse? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 7, 2020 Report Share Posted October 7, 2020 27 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Quadruple amputee rape is my personal favourite. It's hilarious watching them trying to run but their stumps only twitch slightly, which only helps me get me off quicker and kill them sooner. This song is about a real person: It's kinda hard to wear high heels,Or slip on banana peelsHow does she get in and out of tubsI hope she don't get mad, I hope she thinks this song is good not bad'Cause we think that she's totally rad, she's nubs.No fingers, no toes,She doesn't own elbows,No phalanges no knobby knees to knockShe don't need knuckles or handsTo go see punk rock bands She's always in the stands, she's nubsShe can't pick up a phone, She can't get dressed aloneShe's got no funny bone, she's nubsNo shoes for feet but we sure do think she's neat, She's nubs, she's nubs, she's nubs.I asked her if she want a drink,I asked her if she liked Toronto,I asked her to go out to the bar, But all she said was no, no and noIt was time for us to leave,So I grabbed and sher sleeveAnd told her I'd see her at the next clubShe got into a packAnd some guy put her on his back,She said goodbye and kinda waved her stubShe's got beautiful eyes,And breasts regular size,But without calves and thighs, she's nubsIt's hard to give good headOr get tied to a bed,When all you've got is a body and head, she's nubsShe's nubs, she's nubs, she's nubs, she's nubsOh she may not walk the walk,And she may not like to talk,But boy she sure knows how to rock, she's nubs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 7, 2020 Report Share Posted October 7, 2020 14 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: This song is about a real person: Nubs as a baby... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 7, 2020 Report Share Posted October 7, 2020 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: Nubs as a baby... It least it can’t itch it’s chickenpox Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 7, 2020 Report Share Posted October 7, 2020 4 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Nubs as a baby... Pit-Bull terriers really aren't suitable baby sitters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 7, 2020 Report Share Posted October 7, 2020 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Why don't you write to her. She might send you one. You can drape it over your face whilst tugging away at your little sergeant major. Sergeant Major...the big fella’s had a promotion due length Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 7, 2020 Report Share Posted October 7, 2020 On 06/10/2020 at 08:19, Witheredscrote said: If Trump actually had/has Covid, my cocks a bloater. Load of fucking horseshit. All Septics are, without exception, loud thick cunts. I'm glad they are still dying. Fuck off. First thing you’ve said in about three years that I haven’t dismissed as utter fucking drivel. Well done. And fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 7, 2020 Report Share Posted October 7, 2020 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Quadruple amputee rape is my personal favourite. It's hilarious watching them trying to run but their stumps only twitch slightly, which only helps me get me off quicker and kill them sooner. Don’t kill her. When you’re done, just put her in the cupboard under the sink, till you get back from the pub later with a few mates. “Right lads, Anyone fancy a game of Pass the torso”? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 8, 2020 Report Share Posted October 8, 2020 23 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Wound fucking, that’s a new one for the corner. If you Neil, Rev and Baws swap notes, you could go far here Praise indeed but as I have found to my discomfort, intially, a crispy pustule or dried suture can play havoc with the urethra. First world problems but being new here, I thought it best to give the chaps a ‘heads-up’...so to speak. All about empathy & giving me see... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted October 8, 2020 Report Share Posted October 8, 2020 I like her. During a White House press conference she was asked by some Washington Post leftist cunt "what the organisations name was". To which she replied "what organisation?“, “Black Lives Matter" he said, "you've just answered your own question", "next question please". She skilfully dealt with every single cunting hack in similar fashion. Easy on the eye too. She can polish my helmet any day of the week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted October 9, 2020 Report Share Posted October 9, 2020 I'd savage this cunt's dung-hatch so brutally, she'd need fucking leg calipers and a stoma pouch by the time I threw her from my speeding car. But let it not be said that I don't possess any chivalry. I'd throw in a magnificent throat-fucking on her limp and lifeless body if she didn't survive the impact. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted October 9, 2020 Report Share Posted October 9, 2020 6 hours ago, Rev said: I'd savage this cunt's dung-hatch so brutally, she'd need fucking leg calipers and a stoma pouch by the time I threw her from my speeding car. But let it not be said that I don't possess any chivalry. I'd throw in a magnificent throat-fucking on her limp and lifeless body if she didn't survive the impact. Have any ladies survived a date with you Rev ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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