Eric Cuntman Posted October 10, 2020 Report Share Posted October 10, 2020 Just switched the telly on. Happened to be on ITV, a new-ish episode of 'The Celebrity Chase'. I don't mind a quiz, so I decided to watch it. The contestants are as follows: Susan Calman Omid Djalili Some black female athlete called Perri (fuckin who?) Dermot Murnaghan We have a hairy lesbian, a Muslim, a black woman and a media quisling. I had hoped, vainly, that ITV might resist going the BBC route of shamelessly kissing the arses of minorities, but no. I expect they will still receive complaints because Murnaghan isn't a one legged African transsexual with a civil partner and a couple of adopted kids to nonce up. Fuck off. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 10, 2020 Report Share Posted October 10, 2020 22 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Just switched the telly on. Happened to be on ITV, a new-ish episode of 'The Celebrity Chase'. I don't mind a quiz, so I decided to watch it. The contestants are as follows: Susan Calman Omid Djalili Some black female athlete called Perri (fuckin who?) Dermot Murnaghan We have a hairy lesbian, a Muslim, a black woman and a media quisling. I had hoped, vainly, that ITV might resist going the BBC route of shamelessly kissing the arses of minorities, but no. I expect they will still receive complaints because Murnaghan isn't a one legged African transsexual with a civil partner and a couple of adopted kids to nonce up. Fuck off. Who was the chaser? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 10, 2020 Author Report Share Posted October 10, 2020 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Who was the chaser? Mrs Trunchbull. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 10, 2020 Report Share Posted October 10, 2020 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Mrs Trunchbull. I don't know why Mara Wilson gave up acting. She was infinitely better than Emma Watson. She didn't get prettier with age, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted October 10, 2020 Report Share Posted October 10, 2020 The same can be said for the Chasers, fat bloke, fat woman, black man, Asian man (who also happens to like cock) and then Jenny, the vixen, Ryan as the normal one to satisfy 80% of society. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 10, 2020 Report Share Posted October 10, 2020 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Mrs Trunchbull. Is that the one who looks like that annoying, fat, bespectacled fucker off of Criminal Minds? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 10, 2020 Author Report Share Posted October 10, 2020 29 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Is that the one who looks like that annoying, fat, bespectacled fucker off of Criminal Minds? Dunno. Ain't sin it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 10, 2020 Author Report Share Posted October 10, 2020 31 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: The same can be said for the Chasers, fat bloke, fat woman, black man, Asian man (who also happens to like cock) and then Jenny, the vixen, Ryan as the normal one to satisfy 80% of society. Jenny Ryan's quite fuckable for a fat bird. @ratcum? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 10, 2020 Report Share Posted October 10, 2020 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Just switched the telly on. Happened to be on ITV, a new-ish episode of 'The Celebrity Chase'. I don't mind a quiz, so I decided to watch it. The contestants are as follows: Susan Calman Omid Djalili Some black female athlete called Perri (fuckin who?) Dermot Murnaghan We have a hairy lesbian, a Muslim, a black woman and a media quisling. I had hoped, vainly, that ITV might resist going the BBC route of shamelessly kissing the arses of minorities, but no. I expect they will still receive complaints because Murnaghan isn't a one legged African transsexual with a civil partner and a couple of adopted kids to nonce up. Fuck off. "I don't mind a quiz" Who am I? Animal, vegetable or biscuit? Your loving friend and shit stirrer CH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 10, 2020 Author Report Share Posted October 10, 2020 5 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: "I don't mind a quiz" Who am I? Animal, vegetable or biscuit? Your loving friend and shit stirrer CH. You're an 'Animal Cracker'. Shaped like an animal, containing wheat, a vegetable product, and twice baked. Fucking Nincompoop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 10, 2020 Report Share Posted October 10, 2020 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Who was the chaser? Anders Breivik. I do hope he caught them all. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted October 10, 2020 Report Share Posted October 10, 2020 On the plus side, we are only one typo away from Box Lick Britain, which sounds much more fun. Presumably that parallel universe would still have a version of The Chase, with Bradley Walsh guffawing as Michelle Keegan gets chased round a car park trying to avoid Cunnilingus from Pete, a 55 year old Bus Driver from Doncaster. It’d get ratings... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 10, 2020 Report Share Posted October 10, 2020 22 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: On the plus side, we are only one typo away from Box Lick Britain, which sounds much more fun. Presumably that parallel universe would still have a version of The Chase, with Bradley Walsh guffawing as Michelle Keegan gets chased round a car park trying to avoid Cunnilingus from Pete, a 55 year old Bus Driver from Doncaster. It’d get ratings... If her dad Kevin knew what you were saying about her he’d most likely tell you to “Calm down mate” in a whiny Scouse drawl. Just saying. It’d be up to you wether you did or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 11, 2020 Report Share Posted October 11, 2020 3 hours ago, King Billy said: Anders Breivik. I do hope he caught them all. Not saying Scandinavian justice is soft but he'll be out on parole in about 8 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 11, 2020 Author Report Share Posted October 11, 2020 3 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: On the plus side, we are only one typo away from Box Lick Britain, which sounds much more fun. Presumably that parallel universe would still have a version of The Chase, with Bradley Walsh guffawing as Michelle Keegan gets chased round a car park trying to avoid Cunnilingus from Pete, a 55 year old Bus Driver from Doncaster. It’d get ratings... I love you to bits LCS. But if you ever try and hijack another one of my nominations with this populist horsewank, I'm going to find you and do a very aggressive bum-rape up your chutney chute. Take heed. 😡 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 11, 2020 Author Report Share Posted October 11, 2020 49 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I love you to bits LCS. But if you ever try and hijack another one of my nominations with this populist horsewank, I'm going to find you and do a very aggressive bum-rape up your chutney chute. Take heed. 😡 @Last Cunt Standing I didn't really mean that. But I did a little bit. Apologies. I was/am very, very drunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted October 11, 2020 Report Share Posted October 11, 2020 8 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: On the plus side, we are only one typo away from Box Lick Britain, which sounds much more fun. Presumably that parallel universe would still have a version of The Chase, with Bradley Walsh guffawing as Michelle Keegan gets chased round a car park trying to avoid Cunnilingus from Pete, a 55 year old Bus Driver from Doncaster. It’d get ratings... Now that's one hell of an idea, LCS. I fear you may have missed your true calling and end up a flying doctor in some one horse outback town. I'd strongly suggest you pitch the idea to 'ITV' and wait for the cheques to roll in. A Saturday night with a tongue in Michelle's beaver doesn't get much sweeter. Why on earth she married that fucking idiot from Essex is beyond me, and now the cunts making a splash stateside... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted October 11, 2020 Report Share Posted October 11, 2020 (edited) 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I love you to bits LCS. But if you ever try and hijack another one of my nominations with this populist horsewank, I'm going to find you and do a very aggressive bum-rape up your chutney chute. Take heed. 😡 I've just remembered a news article on some poor fucker who was taken up the chutney after leaving an Essex nightclub. Now I'm not one to go pointing fingers, but I'm sure LCS will take some comfort in being several time zones ahead. Edited October 11, 2020 by Major Cunt Punkers diary for that weekend states viewing in Basildon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 11, 2020 Report Share Posted October 11, 2020 8 hours ago, King Billy said: If her dad Kevin knew what you were saying about her he’d most likely tell you to “Calm down mate” in a whiny Scouse drawl. Just saying. It’d be up to you wether you did or not. Unsurprised that a kopshite didn’t know that one of his former heroes was not Scouse but from Yorkshire. I’ll forgive you as I know you’ll be rushing out to Mass... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 11, 2020 Report Share Posted October 11, 2020 14 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Just switched the telly on. Happened to be on ITV, a new-ish episode of 'The Celebrity Chase'. I don't mind a quiz, so I decided to watch it. The contestants are as follows: Susan Calman Omid Djalili Some black female athlete called Perri (fuckin who?) Dermot Murnaghan We have a hairy lesbian, a Muslim, a black woman and a media quisling. I had hoped, vainly, that ITV might resist going the BBC route of shamelessly kissing the arses of minorities, but no. I expect they will still receive complaints because Murnaghan isn't a one legged African transsexual with a civil partner and a couple of adopted kids to nonce up. Fuck off. It’s Perri Dykes-Dragsqueen. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted October 11, 2020 Report Share Posted October 11, 2020 8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I love you to bits LCS. But if you ever try and hijack another one of my nominations with this populist horsewank, I'm going to find you and do a very aggressive bum-rape up your chutney chute. Take heed. 😡 7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: @Last Cunt Standing I didn't really mean that. But I did a little bit. Apologies. I was/am very, very drunk. I don’t think I derailed anything. Hope your hangover isn’t too bad Eric. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 11, 2020 Report Share Posted October 11, 2020 3 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Unsurprised that a kopshite didn’t know that one of his former heroes was not Scouse but from Yorkshire. I’ll forgive you as I know you’ll be rushing out to Mass... I realised my foolishness very quickly but couldn’t be bothered to edit it as I have vowed never to watch or even care about football again. The BLM, taking the knee bullshit was the final straw for me. Fuck em all. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted October 11, 2020 Report Share Posted October 11, 2020 16 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Jenny Ryan's quite fuckable for a fat bird. @ratcum? Ummm, a fat bird with red hair that knows a lot. Paging @Mrs Roops to the main board. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted October 13, 2020 Report Share Posted October 13, 2020 I've just watched a BT home Wi-Fi advert with, what I can gather is a gay male couple, one of which is black and the other white. The only thing missing was some sort of physical disability with one of the multi-coloured poofs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 13, 2020 Report Share Posted October 13, 2020 On 10/10/2020 at 21:48, Eric Cuntman said: You're an 'Animal Cracker'. Shaped like an animal, containing wheat, a vegetable product, and twice baked. Fucking Nincompoop. and I wear a Pringle jumper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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