White Cunt Posted October 31, 2020 Report Share Posted October 31, 2020 7 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Haha, far from it old boy. I live in the Royal Borough of Kensington and Chelsea and have made a tidy life for myself. How I write does not equate to how I speak, how about you? Do you aspire to be Jacob Rees Mogg or are you actually him? Punkers has a cunt personality disorder, mostly due to unrestrained drink and irregular bowel habits. He types when he drives and has aspirations to become a tycoon in the estate agent category. I strongly suspect he is on the waiting list for a liver and kidney transplant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 31, 2020 Report Share Posted October 31, 2020 12 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: I’ll bet you have a dark place for your artichokes.... lol. not forgetting his carrots and parsnips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 31, 2020 Report Share Posted October 31, 2020 10 hours ago, Ape™️ said: An “Alexa thing” pretty much saved my mother’s life last year. Alexa, turn on the gas taps... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted October 31, 2020 Report Share Posted October 31, 2020 20 hours ago, Wolfie said: You should know, Mr Shit – aka 'R-soles'. What I should've known is the ideal job for the site's leading scat expert was obvious from the outset. The fact your online demeanour carries the hallmarks of a hi-vis wearing, Pot Noodle-snorting, thick-as-dogshit manual council oaf simply strengthens the notion you've got the opportunity to be roadside all hours, collecting shit to examine later in your Jeffrey Dahmer-type bedsit. Creepy little worm. Poor, sad, Woofles, still pursuing his petty, personal, vendetta. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 31, 2020 Report Share Posted October 31, 2020 Bojo and his two backing clowns are giving their 7pm show. Roll up! Roll up! Complete load of bollocks. I shan’t be taking any part in their lockdown shiteshow. I bet they’ve forgotten to include the part where they tell everyone that the NHS is always put under pressure at this time of year due to winter flu which has completely disappeared this year for some reason. BULLSHIT of the highest calibre. Three cheers for Boris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 31, 2020 Report Share Posted October 31, 2020 The first cunt who comes out clapping for the NHS in my road is getting a fucking saucepan smashed over their fucking head. Twice if they’re wearing a fucking mask. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 31, 2020 Report Share Posted October 31, 2020 10 minutes ago, King Billy said: Bojo and his two backing clowns are giving their 7pm show. Roll up! Roll up! Complete load of bollocks. I shan’t be taking any part in their lockdown shiteshow. I bet they’ve forgotten to include the part where they tell everyone that the NHS is always put under pressure at this time of year due to winter flu which has completely disappeared this year for some reason. BULLSHIT of the highest calibre. Three cheers for Boris. 'This week, oi 'aaarrve been mostly eatin'... PROPOGANDA!' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 31, 2020 Report Share Posted October 31, 2020 18 minutes ago, King Billy said: The first cunt who comes out clapping for the NHS in my road is getting a fucking saucepan smashed over their fucking head. Twice if they’re wearing a fucking mask. As someone who has been involved in the spreading of clap and other venereal diseases through prostitution you can hardly pronounce on such topics you scum bucket. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 31, 2020 Report Share Posted October 31, 2020 58 minutes ago, King Billy said: The first cunt who comes out clapping for the NHS in my road is getting a fucking saucepan smashed over their fucking head. Twice if they’re wearing a fucking mask. So you want to bring the NHS down to your level? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 31, 2020 Report Share Posted October 31, 2020 2 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: As someone who has been involved in the spreading of clap and other venereal diseases through prostitution you can hardly pronounce on such topics you scum bucket. Does your AIDS medication give you immunity from the fake Chinky virus? Or is it the congealed layer of many years intake of Botswanan jizz which protects your respiratory system? Fuck off. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted October 31, 2020 Report Share Posted October 31, 2020 21 hours ago, Ape™️ said: An “Alexa thing” pretty much saved my mother’s life last year. "Alexa, dial 999, there's a Bedford Rascal parked at the end of my drive and I think someone's prowling in my garden." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 31, 2020 Report Share Posted October 31, 2020 17 minutes ago, King Billy said: Does your AIDS medication give you immunity from the fake Chinky virus? Or is it the congealed layer of many years intake of Botswanan jizz which protects your respiratory system? Fuck off. lol. Have you got the "clap" in your big fat stupid gob? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 31, 2020 Report Share Posted October 31, 2020 26 minutes ago, Goober said: "Alexa, dial 999, there's a Bedford Rascal parked at the end of my drive and I think someone's prowling in my garden." Sounds like someones out "Trick or raping". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 31, 2020 Report Share Posted October 31, 2020 3 hours ago, King Billy said: The first cunt who comes out clapping for the NHS in my road is getting a fucking saucepan smashed over their fucking head. Twice if they’re wearing a fucking mask. Have the government instructed the sheep to come out and clap? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 1, 2020 Report Share Posted November 1, 2020 10 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: Have you got the "clap" in your big fat stupid gob? Would you like to feel my size 10 smashed into your pathetic gob? Cock dragging mask wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 1, 2020 Report Share Posted November 1, 2020 15 hours ago, King Billy said: Bojo and his two backing clowns are giving their 7pm show. Roll up! Roll up! Complete load of bollocks. I shan’t be taking any part in their lockdown shiteshow. I bet they’ve forgotten to include the part where they tell everyone that the NHS is always put under pressure at this time of year due to winter flu which has completely disappeared this year for some reason. BULLSHIT of the highest calibre. Three cheers for Boris. It’s for your own good. Let’s not be too cool for school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 2, 2020 Report Share Posted November 2, 2020 On 01/11/2020 at 10:35, cuntspotter said: It’s for your own good. Let’s not be too cool for school. Unbalanced and Mitty, it appears, were showing us 3 week old statistics on Saturday night. All those graphs which were completely impossible to understand are obsolete and the latest figures for deaths and infections are on the decrease. These cunts have to go and Johnson has to go for blindly trusting them with the future of this country. There is a growing movement of people who are totally against lockdown and I’m fucking one of them. These cunts are lying to us and if enough people push back the policies have to change. FUCK LOCKDOWN AND FUCK BOJO🤡 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 2, 2020 Report Share Posted November 2, 2020 7 minutes ago, King Billy said: Unbalanced and Mitty, it appears, were showing us 3 week old statistics on Saturday night. All those graphs which were completely impossible to understand are obsolete and the latest figures for deaths and infections are on the decrease. These cunts have to go and Johnson has to go for blindly trusting them with the future of this country. There is a growing movement of people who are totally against lockdown and I’m fucking one of them. These cunts are lying to us and if enough people push back the policies have to change. FUCK LOCKDOWN AND FUCK BOJO🤡 You are like a moth flying around a flame. Dazzled by the light and fuckwitted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 2, 2020 Report Share Posted November 2, 2020 So it's now come out that Prince Billy tested positive for the chow mein disease back in April, excuse me while I sneeze....ah.....ah......ah........ah bollocks..,sorry about that. Apparently, like papa, he tested positive but didn't want to tell anyone because he didn't want to alarm the nation! Well thank fuck for that. I should imagine the country would have gone into freefall with riots, mass burnings and mass suicides. I'm off now to salute the picture of the queen that's hanging in the bog. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 2, 2020 Report Share Posted November 2, 2020 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: So it's now come out that Prince Billy tested positive for the chow mein disease back in April, excuse me while I sneeze....ah.....ah......ah........ah bollocks..,sorry about that. Apparently, like papa, he tested positive but didn't want to tell anyone because he didn't want to alarm the nation! Well thank fuck for that. I should imagine the country would have gone into freefall with riots, mass burnings and mass suicides. I'm off now to salute the picture of the queen that's hanging in the bog. Deluded spam headed wanker, still preferable to the ginger one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 2, 2020 Report Share Posted November 2, 2020 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: So it's now come out that Prince Billy tested positive for the chow mein disease back in April, excuse me while I sneeze....ah.....ah......ah........ah bollocks..,sorry about that. Apparently, like papa, he tested positive but didn't want to tell anyone because he didn't want to alarm the nation! Well thank fuck for that. I should imagine the country would have gone into freefall with riots, mass burnings and mass suicides. I'm off now to salute the picture of the queen that's hanging in the bog. Curiously, I find myself not giving a tuppenny ha’penny fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 2, 2020 Report Share Posted November 2, 2020 5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Apparently, like papa, he tested positive but didn't want to tell anyone because he didn't want to alarm the nation! I'd be significantly more alarmed if he announced that his micro-titted brood mare was expecting another fucking parasite baby. Or that there was going to a be a sequel to "It's a Royal Knockout". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 2, 2020 Report Share Posted November 2, 2020 12 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I'd be significantly more alarmed if he announced that his micro-titted brood mare was expecting another fucking parasite baby. Or that there was going to a be a sequel to "It's a Royal Knockout". "It's a Royal Knockout" was for me, the moment that Pamela Stephenson became no longer fuckable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 2, 2020 Report Share Posted November 2, 2020 2 hours ago, cuntspotter said: Curiously, I find myself not giving a tuppenny ha’penny fuck. I should imagine it's now fashionable to "have" covid amongst the slebrity community. Has St.Beckham had it yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 2, 2020 Report Share Posted November 2, 2020 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: I should imagine it's now fashionable to "have" covid amongst the slebrity community. Has St.Beckham had it yet? Victoria had it. But she vomited it back up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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