Frank Posted November 28, 2020 Report Share Posted November 28, 2020 57 minutes ago, King Billy said: Death threats to a man whose survived at least 5 terminal illnesses and passed away a couple of times? Have these cunts not got an ounce of humanity in them? I’m beginning to appreciate your hidden strengths Frank. Maybe you’ve been hiding them too well. It's hard to believe how easily one can get up one's nose. Do you know what I mean, Billy? The Major might consider himself rehabilitated these days.. and by God he's done well for himself, but you can't deny that he's got to be the thickest member the board have ever seen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 28, 2020 Report Share Posted November 28, 2020 20 hours ago, Eddie said: The slag wants 8% that’s over 1400 quid, robbing slag. 8% of £1400. That’s a lot .... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 28, 2020 Report Share Posted November 28, 2020 15 minutes ago, Frank said: It's hard to believe how easily one can get up one's nose. Do you know what I mean, Billy? The Major might consider himself rehabilitated these days.. and by God he's done well for himself, but you can't deny that he's got to be the thickest member the board have ever seen. ....don’t forget me Frank....I’m completely fucking brain dead. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 28, 2020 Report Share Posted November 28, 2020 2 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: ....don’t forget me Frank....I’m completely fucking brain dead. A harsh but fair self-appraisal, spot... unless of course we're talking music. What I'd do for some scissor action with Jeanne Added. Here, have this, again. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZDFwsW-jus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted November 28, 2020 Report Share Posted November 28, 2020 As a musician i like that rendition PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted November 28, 2020 Report Share Posted November 28, 2020 1 minute ago, PANZER MURPHY said: As a musician i like that rendition PANZERMURPHYBABY It’s an extraordinary rendition, Panz. And we all enjoy an extraordinary rendition from time to time. I’m looking forward to The Anne Sacoolas Band doing The Bright Side of The Road. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 29, 2020 Report Share Posted November 29, 2020 4 hours ago, Frank said: A harsh but fair self-appraisal, spot... unless of course we're talking music. What I'd do for some scissor action with Jeanne Added. Here, have this, again. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZDFwsW-jus Council estate Demis Roussos fucking shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 29, 2020 Report Share Posted November 29, 2020 4 hours ago, Frank said: A harsh but fair self-appraisal, spot... unless of course we're talking music. What I'd do for some scissor action with Jeanne Added. Here, have this, again. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZDFwsW-jus He’s got a little Springsteen meets Stephen Fry action going on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 29, 2020 Report Share Posted November 29, 2020 25 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Council estate Demis Roussos fucking shite. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 29, 2020 Report Share Posted November 29, 2020 1 hour ago, PANZER MURPHY said: As a musician i like that rendition PANZERMURPHYBABY There’s a nice Gretsch in there...looks like a late sixties model. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 29, 2020 Report Share Posted November 29, 2020 15 hours ago, cuntspotter said: That's more like it. That beard didn't really suit Nana Mousskouri though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 29, 2020 Report Share Posted November 29, 2020 On 28/11/2020 at 18:22, King Billy said: It’s what George Floyd would have wanted (if he hadn’t been off his nut on meth). You didn't pick him up on "sadly" the conceited prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 30, 2020 Report Share Posted November 30, 2020 5 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: You didn't pick him up on "sadly" the conceited prick. Is 'Sadly the conceited prick' any relation to 'Gladly the cross eyed bear'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 30, 2020 Report Share Posted November 30, 2020 On 28/11/2020 at 09:35, Eddie said: Let’s make it 5, to be honest I’m very lonely and a cunt hair away from bankruptcy, I’m reaching out 🤝🤝🤝🤝 Sort yer self out Eddie you bender. Roops must have had you so pussy whipped you've reverted to a pre teen level of wetness. Get down the wash and give Fatty a fucking good slap, docking his pay for being a lazy cunt whilst you're at it. That should make your balls swell a bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 30, 2020 Report Share Posted November 30, 2020 24 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Sort yer self out Eddie you bender. Roops must have had you so pussy whipped you've reverted to a pre teen level of wetness. Get down the wash and give Fatty a fucking good slap, docking his pay for being a lazy cunt whilst you're at it. That should make your balls swell a bit. Fucking pathetic... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 30, 2020 Report Share Posted November 30, 2020 17 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Is 'Sadly the conceited prick' any relation to 'Gladly the cross eyed bear'? If bears go in the wood at the back of the caravan park where said nutcase dwells, then that's cirrect. Cross eyed I can't verify. Sadly departed. No. That's why we are the sad ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 30, 2020 Report Share Posted November 30, 2020 3 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: If bears go in the wood at the back of the caravan park where said nutcase dwells, then that's cirrect. Cross eyed I can't verify. Sadly departed. No. That's why we are the sad ones. Harold, are you officially mental? As in, certified by doctors with qualifications. Or just a gifted amateur? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 30, 2020 Report Share Posted November 30, 2020 13 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Harold, are you officially mental? As in, certified by doctors with qualifications. Or just a gifted amateur? Le flanneur. Toodle pip. Wasn't there a "Pip" on Blue Peter? Still have the badge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted November 30, 2020 Report Share Posted November 30, 2020 On 29/11/2020 at 00:47, cuntspotter said: There’s a nice Gretsch in there...looks like a late sixties model. I wouldn't know im too poor to recognise expensive instruments..i bought my sax in 2005 ina flea market in Warsaw..probably belonged to some poor jew fellah who went up the chimney PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 30, 2020 Report Share Posted November 30, 2020 4 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Fucking pathetic... Piss off withers you goose bothering backstabber 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 30, 2020 Report Share Posted November 30, 2020 31 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Piss off withers you goose bothering backstabber Withers is the one at the back with the drum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 30, 2020 Report Share Posted November 30, 2020 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Withers is the one at the back with the drum. If you look closely you can see the trauma in the poor fowls eyes. Despite all the buggering (and god knows what else) from withers garlic encrusted maggot of a cock, they’ve developed an avian form of Stockholm syndrome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 30, 2020 Report Share Posted November 30, 2020 4 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: If you look closely you can see the trauma in the poor fowls eyes. Despite all the buggering (and god knows what else) from withers garlic encrusted maggot of a cock, they’ve developed an avian form of Stockholm syndrome You'd think the Continentals would have had enough of the goose step after 1945, but I suppose once you've had a taste of the jackboot old habits die hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 30, 2020 Report Share Posted November 30, 2020 4 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: You'd think the Continentals would have had enough of the goose step after 1945, but I suppose once you've had a taste of the jackboot old habits die hard. It’s highly likely that withers ancestors served in one of the french units of the Waffen SS- 20,000 did and 300,000 bore arms for the hun. But in all fairness, with them being frogs a few dozen members of the girl guides armed with pea shooters could have overcome them in swift time. The majority would have been on leave having sex with their sisters anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 1, 2020 Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 18 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said: I wouldn't know im too poor to recognise expensive instruments..i bought my sax in 2005 ina flea market in Warsaw..probably belonged to some poor jew fellah who went up the chimney PANZERMURPHYBABY I used to toot on a Yamaha alto years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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