Neil Posted December 6, 2020 Report Share Posted December 6, 2020 Just seen a plethora of these cunts whilst driving through town.Covered in oil trying to get some fucking heap back on the road.Buy a decent car you cunt and make more use of your weekend.Probably spend all weekend to try and save themselves 50 quid and the fucking bonnet will still be up next week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 6, 2020 Report Share Posted December 6, 2020 When I first looked at this, I thought it was going to say: 'Cunts who spend eternity under my patio' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 6, 2020 Report Share Posted December 6, 2020 Repeat bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 6, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 6, 2020 I'm pissed, fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 6, 2020 Report Share Posted December 6, 2020 I own three cars, one of which is 18 years old. I use it for commuting to work and for shopping etc. as I don’t care if gets damaged in carparks etc. I don’t really give a fuck about it but it owes me nothing. I still spanner it as I have been fucking around with cars and bikes since I was 12 and I still enjoy tinkering. Also it’s the only economical way to keep these old cars running, as mine virtually doubles in value when I fill the fuel tank. So fuck off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 6, 2020 Report Share Posted December 6, 2020 7 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: I own three cars, one of which is 18 years old. I use it for commuting to work and for shopping etc. as I don’t care if gets damaged in carparks etc. I don’t really give a fuck about it but it owes me nothing. I still spanner it as I have been fucking around with cars and bikes since I was 12 and I still enjoy tinkering. Also it’s the only economical way to keep these old cars running, as mine virtually doubles in value when I fill the fuel tank. So fuck off. What's the make and model, Ape? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 6, 2020 Report Share Posted December 6, 2020 7 minutes ago, Frank said: What's the make and model, Ape? Ferrari F40 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 6, 2020 Report Share Posted December 6, 2020 11 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: I own three cars, one of which is 18 years old. I use it for commuting to work and for shopping etc. as I don’t care if gets damaged in carparks etc. I don’t really give a fuck about it but it owes me nothing. I still spanner it as I have been fucking around with cars and bikes since I was 12 and I still enjoy tinkering. Also it’s the only economical way to keep these old cars running, as mine virtually doubles in value when I fill the fuel tank. So fuck off. I am currently driving a 300 quid vw polo, the absolute worse part is standing next to it filling it up at the petrol garage. I notice the pity of the till workers when I hand over the £10 for the heap on pump two. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 6, 2020 Report Share Posted December 6, 2020 17 minutes ago, Frank said: What's the make and model, Ape? Why does it matter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 6, 2020 Report Share Posted December 6, 2020 59 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: I own three cars, one of which is 18 years old. I use it for commuting to work and for shopping etc. as I don’t care if gets damaged in carparks etc. I don’t really give a fuck about it but it owes me nothing. I still spanner it as I have been fucking around with cars and bikes since I was 12 and I still enjoy tinkering. Also it’s the only economical way to keep these old cars running, as mine virtually doubles in value when I fill the fuel tank. So fuck off. Your other 2 are presumably model cars to accompany your model helicopters 🚁 🚁 🚁 You fucking imbecile.. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 6, 2020 Report Share Posted December 6, 2020 1 minute ago, Earl of Punkape said: Your other 2 are presumably model cars to accompany your model helicopters 🚁 🚁 🚁 You fucking imbecile.. Reported for thread derailment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted December 6, 2020 Report Share Posted December 6, 2020 2 hours ago, Frank said: What's the make and model, Ape? Be(a)nz 100 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted December 6, 2020 Report Share Posted December 6, 2020 I drive two wrecks...nobody parks beside me PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 6, 2020 Report Share Posted December 6, 2020 2 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Your other 2 are presumably model cars to accompany your model helicopters 🚁 🚁 🚁 You fucking imbecile.. I suppose you've got a BENTley! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 6, 2020 Report Share Posted December 6, 2020 47 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said: I drive two wrecks...nobody parks beside me PANZERMURPHYBABY That’s because you own the only 2 cars in the county you backwards cousin fucking horse thief 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 6, 2020 Report Share Posted December 6, 2020 12 minutes ago, JohnnySaucePants said: Sorry @Ape™️. Wrong person. I realise now. Your the one that has a classic Aston Martin used only on weekends to visit places like the Cotswolds for tea and scones. The other one's a Lotus V8 classic Esprit used occasionally for gentlemen's race meetings. The shitter used just for going to work in the city as one of Londons top investment bankers. My sincere apologies if i offended you at all. I'm very, very, sorry. With any luck you’ll have a head on collision with a tractor or local twat on the outskirts of Burford Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted December 7, 2020 Report Share Posted December 7, 2020 6 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: That’s because you own the only 2 cars in the county you backwards cousin fucking horse thief Rather poor outing there spudders..have you luminous tinsel in yer ponytail...dark evenings to be pedalin around PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 7, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2020 12 hours ago, Decimus said: Repeat bollocks. I'm not sure whose the bigger cunt here Decs,me for forgetting I'd done it before or you for having it on your archive and in your memory,I know who my money is on.There is a life beyond CC you know?.Albeit a shitty one in the lowlands of Yarmouth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 7, 2020 Report Share Posted December 7, 2020 7 minutes ago, Neil said: I'm not sure whose the bigger cunt here Decs,me for forgetting I'd done it before or you for having it on your archive and in your memory,I know who my money is on.There is a life beyond CC you know?.Albeit a shitty one in the lowlands of Yarmouth It’s a repeat from August of last year, Neil. Considering this year didn’t register, you might as well have posted it last week. Wake up you drunken sap. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted December 7, 2020 Report Share Posted December 7, 2020 Hello Frank. I would just like to let you know that I wouldn't bother waiting for the weekend to put you under my car. I'm sure most other posters on here would do exactly the same, except perhaps Prof B as she / he / it seems to have a soft spot for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted December 7, 2020 Report Share Posted December 7, 2020 35 minutes ago, Neil said: I'm not sure whose the bigger cunt here Decs,me for forgetting I'd done it before or you for having it on your archive and in your memory,I know who my money is on.There is a life beyond CC you know?.Albeit a shitty one in the lowlands of Yarmouth Did you know Caister-on-sea was the first village in Norfolk to have a bypass. The bypass goes past a large waste recycling centre which the planners thought was an altogether more pleasing sight than Caister High Street. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted December 7, 2020 Report Share Posted December 7, 2020 2 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Did you know Caister-on-sea was the first village in Norfolk to have a bypass. The bypass goes past a large waste recycling centre which the planners thought was an altogether more pleasing sight than Caister High Street. I imagine the locals still spend much of their time standing and staring at it, pointing, in awe of the wonderful new "thing". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 7, 2020 Report Share Posted December 7, 2020 1 hour ago, Neil said: I'm not sure whose the bigger cunt here Decs,me for forgetting I'd done it before or you for having it on your archive and in your memory,I know who my money is on.There is a life beyond CC you know?.Albeit a shitty one in the lowlands of Yarmouth It was a happy coincidence, Neil. I remembered doing a similar but superior nomination so decided to use the search function to drag it up. Imagine my delight when I saw that you had created an almost identical thread to this one a mere 16 months earlier. Please don't ever again have the audacity to assume that your nominations are memorable enough for me to instantly recall, it shows a completely unwarranted amount of hubris on your part. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 7, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2020 AND it made you give silly bollocks a like,sharpen up man,you're top of the league Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 7, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2020 51 minutes ago, Frank said: It’s a repeat from August of last year, Neil. Considering this year didn’t register, you might as well have posted it last week. Wake up you drunken sap. If this year didn't matter I suppose I can say that you've only been shit for the last 6 months then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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