camberwell gypsy Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 Yes folks, we've had the clap for NHS and now we have the jingle for christmas. At 6pm on christmas eve we are all to come out and ring bells to cheer us up for christmas. Well fuck you. You can shove your bells up your arse. The only bells I'll be handling at that time will be Bells whiskey. SAGE are cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 20 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Yes folks, we've had the clap for NHS and now we have the jingle for christmas. At 6pm on christmas eve we are all to come out and ring bells to cheer us up for christmas. Well fuck you. You can shove your bells up your arse. The only bells I'll be handling at that time will be Bells whiskey. SAGE are cunts Do we need trousers on for the occasion? It will be dark anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 Does holding my bellend count? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 Does stabbing a bellwipe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 23, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 23 minutes ago, White Cunt said: Do we need trousers on for the occasion? It will be dark anyway. Well, it's supposed to be for the kiddies so......its up to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Well, it's supposed to be for the kiddies so......its up to you. No kiddies around WC Towers. Just a few old and miserable cunts. I doubt a single one will make it to the door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Yes folks, we've had the clap for NHS and now we have the jingle for christmas. At 6pm on christmas eve we are all to come out and ring bells to cheer us up for christmas. Well fuck you. You can shove your bells up your arse. The only bells I'll be handling at that time will be Bells whiskey. SAGE are cunts I'll be offering a frying pan across the top of the bonce, no refunds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 24, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2020 59 minutes ago, Williewhoopassjohnson said: I'll be offering a frying pan across the top of the bonce, no refunds. Actually the sound of cast iron upon cranium will sound rather Christmassy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 24, 2020 Report Share Posted December 24, 2020 13 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Actually the sound of cast iron upon cranium will sound rather Christmassy. It worked for Pauline Fowler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 24, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2020 55 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It worked for Pauline Fowler. Will you be standing on your doorstep on Christmas eve with your ding-a-ling in your hand for the children, Eric? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 24, 2020 Report Share Posted December 24, 2020 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Will you be standing on your doorstep on Christmas eve with your ding-a-ling in your hand for the children, Eric? No Gyps. I just wanna play with my ding-a-ling. @JohnnySaucePants b Goode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 24, 2020 Report Share Posted December 24, 2020 I smell bait. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 24, 2020 Report Share Posted December 24, 2020 Agreed... patronising shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted December 24, 2020 Report Share Posted December 24, 2020 7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Actually the sound of cast iron upon cranium will sound rather Christmassy. Its got a lovely ring to it for sure, very joyuex noel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 24, 2020 Report Share Posted December 24, 2020 8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Will you be standing on your doorstep on Christmas eve with your ding-a-ling in your hand for the children, Eric? Reported. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 24, 2020 Report Share Posted December 24, 2020 5 minutes ago, Decimus said: Reported. Waste of time, she's an ethnic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted December 24, 2020 Report Share Posted December 24, 2020 9 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Will you be standing on your doorstep on Christmas eve with your ding-a-ling in your hand for the children, Eric? Was there an incitement to commit noncery in that somewhere or were you just encouraging Eric to get into the Christmas spirit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 24, 2020 Report Share Posted December 24, 2020 1 hour ago, Trucking Funt said: Was there an incitement to commit noncery in that somewhere or were you just encouraging Eric to get into the Christmas spirit? She called me a peeeeedo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted December 24, 2020 Report Share Posted December 24, 2020 14 hours ago, Neil said: Does holding my bellend count? Serious question. When don't you?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted December 24, 2020 Report Share Posted December 24, 2020 56 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: She called me a peeeeedo. Scandalous! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted December 24, 2020 Report Share Posted December 24, 2020 What if the varda's moving at the time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 24, 2020 Report Share Posted December 24, 2020 16 hours ago, Neil said: Does holding my bellend count? Let’s hope it snows in the east this xmas, than you’ll be wanking in a winter wonderland Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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