Decimus Posted January 6, 2021 Report Share Posted January 6, 2021 A new Danish children's programme has caused international uproar. 'John Dillermand' is a slap stick stop animation show about a man with a giant snake-like penis and the escapades said knob gets him into. It comes as no surprise at all that a kiddies show about a bloke who can't control his cock was produced by DR, the Danish version of the BBC. It would appear that state broadcasters around the world are full of twisted, fucking deviants. How long until BBC2 puts out 'Wallace and Gromit and The Curse of the Rampant Rabbit'? Jesus fucking wept. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted January 6, 2021 Report Share Posted January 6, 2021 At least he's not pretending to be a woman. Or is that episode 2? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 6, 2021 Report Share Posted January 6, 2021 Just for you misery guts:- Nob The Nine O'cock News Dongs Of Praise Take Your Prick The Schlong Way Down The Beverly Hill Willy's John Thomas The Tank Engine Fuck off 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 6, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2021 10 minutes ago, Neil said: Just for you misery guts:- Nob The Nine O'cock News Dongs Of Praise Take Your Prick The Schlong Way Down The Beverly Hill Willy's John Thomas The Tank Engine Fuck off Bag Pussy Five Children and Clit Tits TV Trannyformers- Perverts in Disguise. Fuck Tales Cummy Bears Post-Op Pat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted January 6, 2021 Report Share Posted January 6, 2021 12 minutes ago, Neil said: Just for you misery guts:- Nob The Nine O'cock News Dongs Of Praise Take Your Prick The Schlong Way Down The Beverly Hill Willy's John Thomas The Tank Engine Fuck off Rainblow In the night ladygarden Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 6, 2021 Report Share Posted January 6, 2021 7 minutes ago, Decimus said: Bag Pussy Five Children and Clit Tits TV Trannyformers- Perverts in Disguise. Fuck Tales Cummy Bears Post-Op Pat. Camberdick Green. Whorer The Explorer. Telechubbies. Ben 10 inch. Jamie And The Magic Cock. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted January 6, 2021 Report Share Posted January 6, 2021 29 minutes ago, Neil said: Just for you misery guts:- Nob The Nine O'cock News Dongs Of Praise Take Your Prick The Schlong Way Down The Beverly Hill Willy's John Thomas The Tank Engine Fuck off Crackerjack-off. Please, never, never use a colon (no, not that type) followed by a dash/hyphen. It's fucking infuriating. Otherwise, good work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 6, 2021 Report Share Posted January 6, 2021 6 minutes ago, Goober said: Crackerjack-off. Please, never, never use a colon (no, not that type) followed by a dash/hyphen. It's fucking infuriating. Otherwise, good work. Can I use a semi? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Goober Posted January 6, 2021 Report Share Posted January 6, 2021 27 minutes ago, Neil said: Can I use a semi? That would depend on a number of factors the most important of which are the size and dampness of the fanny you're trying to put it in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted January 6, 2021 Report Share Posted January 6, 2021 I dont recall being in a kiddies tv show actually? This is fake news. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 6, 2021 Report Share Posted January 6, 2021 2 hours ago, Decimus said: A new Danish children's programme has caused international uproar. 'John Dillermand' is a slap stick stop animation show about a man with a giant snake-like penis and the escapades said knob gets him into. It comes as no surprise at all that a kiddies show about a bloke who can't control his cock was produced by DR, the Danish version of the BBC. It would appear that state broadcasters around the world are full of twisted, fucking deviants. How long until BBC2 puts out 'Wallace and Gromit and The Curse of the Rampant Rabbit'? Jesus fucking wept. What a strange subject to highlight.... Perhaps a touch of Stockholm syndrome here... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 6, 2021 Report Share Posted January 6, 2021 Just now, Earl of Punkape said: What a strange subject to highlight.... Perhaps a touch of Stockholm syndrome here... Reported Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 6, 2021 Report Share Posted January 6, 2021 1 minute ago, Earl of Punkape said: Perhaps a touch of Stockholm syndrome here... Cockholm Syndrome? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 6, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2021 2 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: What a strange subject to highlight.... Perhaps a touch of Stockholm syndrome here... Reported paedo inferences. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Decimus Posted January 6, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2021 7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Jack off Nory Dyker Grove Wankaghost Nobbing the nog Wankaday 'Where's Gyppo?' A sort of 'Where's Wally?' type game of fun and larks. Players are given a floor plan of a regional hospital at a scale of 1:5000. The winner is the first person to stop poring over the map and to realise that Gyppo is sat with her vile, stinking old feet in a foot spa 30 miles behind the Covid frontlines, Field Marshall Haig style. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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camberwell gypsy Posted January 6, 2021 Report Share Posted January 6, 2021 10 minutes ago, Decimus said: 'Where's Gyppo?' A sort of 'Where's Wally?' type game of fun and larks. Players are given a floor plan of a regional hospital at a scale of 1:5000. The winner is the first person to stop poring over the map and to realise that Gyppo is sat with her vile, stinking old feet in a foot spa 30 miles behind the Covid frontlines, Field Marshall Haig style. You seem to be fascinated with me for some reason. I on the other hand, couldn't give a fuck about you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 6, 2021 Report Share Posted January 6, 2021 12 minutes ago, Decimus said: 'Where's Gyppo?' A sort of 'Where's Wally?' type game of fun and larks. Players are given a floor plan of a regional hospital at a scale of 1:5000. The winner is the first person to stop poring over the map and to realise that Gyppo is sat with her vile, stinking old feet in a foot spa 30 miles behind the Covid frontlines, Field Marshall Haig style. 'Where's Willy?'* *drops mic, turns dismissively from audience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 6, 2021 Report Share Posted January 6, 2021 2 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: What a strange subject to highlight.... Perhaps a touch of Stockholm syndrome here... Stockhomo Syndrome. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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