Goober Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 16 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: The way you've worded it suggests that you want to kill me and serve ethnic food at my funeral. (It's ok, I know you meant cocky) Anyway, when I die, I would like a Cunts Corner funeral with full honours. My corpse is to be placed in a cheap inflatable dinghy, soaked with six gallons of petrol, then set ablaze and cast adrift across the surface of a sewage treatment plant separation tank. It's what George Floyd would have wanted. You can't trust us lot to give you the send off you want, we are, after all, cunts. In that vein, your corporeal disposal, tailored to your own idiosyncrasies, would involve you being covered in breadcrumbs with 11 herbs and spices, deep fried and served up at a well known fast food chain outlet next door to a reggae club. I'm sure you'd manage to lodge yourself in a few tracheas and choke some diners to death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 16 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: The way you've worded it suggests that you want to kill me and serve ethnic food at my funeral. (It's ok, I know you meant cocky) Anyway, when I die, I would like a Cunts Corner funeral with full honours. My corpse is to be placed in a cheap inflatable dinghy, soaked with six gallons of petrol, then set ablaze and cast adrift across the surface of a sewage treatment plant separation tank. It's what George Floyd would have wanted. It was what Keith Floyd would have wanted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted April 30, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 6 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I feel sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 20 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Cheers @Major Cunt, I'm part of the furniture now. Yes I've sussed the place out and it's only a game as you say (with some politics as well) and I can tell you're a bloke who knows the score, and has a realistic outlook. No worries. I've been around the block a few times (unfortunately, or fortunately) and a realistic outlook on life in my opinion is key. You can't put any unrealistic expectations on yourself, but especially don't put them on others as you'll end up perennially disappointed. People are generally cunts. I might write a self-help book under that title. They seem to be all the rage right now... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 27 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: You're a sick man, Baws. Have you been remotely accessing @Earl of Punkape hard-drive again, or is this from your own collection? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 4 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: No worries. I've been around the block a few times (unfortunately, or fortunately) and a realistic outlook on life in my opinion is key. You can't put any unrealistic expectations on yourself, but especially don't put them on others as you'll end up perennially disappointed. People are generally cunts. I might write a self-help book under that title. They seem to be all the rage right now... Very true, but OCR has really set the bar high. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Yes. I've known it since I was a kid. Used to go swimming at the Baths and used to go to odeon cinema there. Used to drink in some of the boozers along LL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 2 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Nearly 5000 posts so far and this is, by some considerable margin, your best yet. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Does Punkers know you've nicked one of his DVDs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 33 minutes ago, Goober said: Nearly 5000 posts so far and this is, by some considerable margin, your best yet. I did have a comment but it wasn't up to my usual standard so I vacated it and couldn't get rid of the empty box so I sent it to you. They say Nature abhors a vacuum. I say God laughs when men make plans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 6 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: God laughs when men make plans. דער מענטש טראַכט און גאָט לאַכט A timely comment, given the news today from Mount Meron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 13 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: דער מענטש טראַכט און גאָט לאַכט A timely comment, given the news today from Mount Meron. Those cunts are always one step ahead. Not wise when descending stairs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: What on God's green earth are you doing on a thread regarding the leaderboard, Harrold? It's certainly one aspect of the Corner that you'll never have any dealings with... The fact that you've just produced your finest post above is clear evidence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 1 minute ago, Major Cunt said: What on God's green earth are you doing on a thread regarding the leaderboard, Harrold? It's certainly one aspect of the Corner that you'll never have any dealings with... The fact that you've just produced your finest post above is clear evidence. So you've proved my theory that quantum theory applies to Cunts Corner too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 5 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: So you've proved my theory that quantum theory applies to Cunts Corner too. You have a theory? It seems to me that most of your posts are generated by your attempts to wipe the jizz from between your keyboard keys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 6 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: So you've proved my theory that quantum theory applies to Cunts Corner too. Please explain 'Quantum theory', as you understand it Harold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 21 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Those cunts are always one step ahead. I never had you down as an anti-Semite, Harold. No, wait... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 12 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: So you've proved my theory that quantum theory applies to Cunts Corner too. If you wanna see how it's done, Aitch, then I suggest you follow @Old Chap Raasclaat, and peruse his posts... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 2 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: If you wanna see how it's done, Aitch, then I suggest you follow @Old Chap Raasclaat, and peruse his posts... You're going to have terrible jaw ache later, MC. Get a room, maybe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 5 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I never had you down as an anti-Semite, Harold. No, wait... You didn't get (can't take) the joke? As for Corbyn he's yesterday's news. I'm putting all my faith in a slimmed down superman Tom Watson on a comeback. I've got his white horse ready and waiting. Yeah! Gastric bands for all! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 10 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: If you wanna see how it's done, Aitch, then I suggest you follow @Old Chap Raasclaat, and peruse his posts... Will you stop like farming the poor cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Will you stop like farming the poor cunt. I learnt from the Corners best multi crop farmer, Eric. 😁 Edited April 30, 2021 by Major Cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Will you stop like farming the poor cunt. Sounds like MC will soon have Raas in a grow bag under UV light. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 20 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Sounds like MC will soon have Raas in a grow bag under UV light. Speak English you wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 1, 2021 Report Share Posted May 1, 2021 23 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Frank's parents were overjoyed when he told them he'd got top billing in his first film, then he brought them a copy of his first feature... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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