cuntspotter Posted May 3, 2021 Report Share Posted May 3, 2021 29 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: This could have been disturbing, but for the final word. From what I've been told, she was permanently pissed on gin, but note perfect as a musician. This is true.... played the organ in a Clacton hotel. Ivy was a Lovely woman. But it wasn’t her I snogged (good Lord no). I had played a gig in town and I went into this hotel bar . Ivy was the organist. I knew who she was. I bought her a gin and she ended up asking me to play with her. So I did. Now..... her singer. Who sang in her last band in the seventies, lived in Pontypool. Never really made it... had tried to make it on tv and in night clubs etc. I got into a clinch with her one night at a dinner and dance...I talked about her with Old Ivy. Ah.. memory lane. The old bird soaked up gin like a fucking sponge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted May 3, 2021 Report Share Posted May 3, 2021 4 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: This is true.... played the organ in a Clacton hotel. Ivy was a Lovely woman. But it wasn’t her I snogged (good Lord no) After your lascivious behaviour, Ivy's backing singers are now living in a heavy petting zoo. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted May 3, 2021 Report Share Posted May 3, 2021 1 minute ago, Goober said: After your lascivious behaviour, Ivy's backing singers are now living in a heavy petting zoo. What can I say...I was young..it was an adventure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 3, 2021 Report Share Posted May 3, 2021 2 hours ago, cuntspotter said: I once snogged her singer What was his name and did it go further? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted May 3, 2021 Report Share Posted May 3, 2021 7 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: What was his name and did it go further? SPOT is not a poof, he gave me great advice regarding yellow fin tuna recently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted May 3, 2021 Report Share Posted May 3, 2021 Just now, ProfB said: SPOT is not a poof, he gave me great advice regarding yellow fin tuna recently. Just now, ProfB said: ARSE BANDIT, Spot is a respectable married. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 3, 2021 Report Share Posted May 3, 2021 3 minutes ago, ProfB said: SPOT is not a poof, he gave me great advice regarding yellow fin tuna recently. 2 minutes ago, ProfB said: You fucking idiot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted May 3, 2021 Report Share Posted May 3, 2021 35 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: You fucking idiot XXX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 3, 2021 Report Share Posted May 3, 2021 2 hours ago, cuntspotter said: This is true.... played the organ in a Clacton hotel. Ivy was a Lovely woman. But it wasn’t her I snogged (good Lord no). I had played a gig in town and I went into this hotel bar . Ivy was the organist. I knew who she was. I bought her a gin and she ended up asking me to play with her. So I did. Now..... her singer. Who sang in her last band in the seventies, lived in Pontypool. Never really made it... had tried to make it on tv and in night clubs etc. I got into a clinch with her one night at a dinner and dance...I talked about her with Old Ivy. Ah.. memory lane. The old bird soaked up gin like a fucking sponge. She was a full time resident at the Waverley hotel, I think they let her stay there in return for entertaining the guests. She was a bit like the Major from fawlty towers. The outpatients department at Clacton hospital is named 'Ivy Benson House' I think she contributed financially to building it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 4, 2021 Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 20 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I went to one about 15 years ago in Carshalton. There was a fellow who had a stall selling LPs. I bought the Feelgoods 'All along the Jetty', which I couldn't get anywhere and some Pub Rock albums which were hard to come by. The people in the know get there when it opens to blag the best stuff. Really fascinating, any other stories? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 4, 2021 Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 1 hour ago, Eddie said: Really fascinating, any other stories? What the fuck is wrong with you? If you don't like what I post, then don't fucking read it. Simple. Like you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 4, 2021 Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: What the fuck is wrong with you? If you don't like what I post, then don't fucking read it. Simple. Like you. out of the 18,000 posts, this is the best by far... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 4, 2021 Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 19 hours ago, ProfB said: SPOT is not a poof, he gave me great advice regarding yellow fin tuna recently. I've got some advice for you as well, Prof. To maintain peak cognitive and physical functions, eat at least three cans of it per day for the next year. You will be absolutely amazed by the end results, I promise you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted May 4, 2021 Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 45 minutes ago, Decimus said: I've got some advice for you as well, Prof. To maintain peak cognitive and physical functions, eat at least three cans of it per day for the next year. You will be absolutely amazed by the end results, I promise you! 🥊 😵 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 4, 2021 Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 On 03/05/2021 at 17:16, Joker said: Can you say 'bl*ck' these days? How about using the term 'br*wn' instead – a colour you're very familiar with for an all-too obvious reason? I'm embarrassed for you, honestly. Weird little scat-fixated creep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 4, 2021 Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 On 03/05/2021 at 09:16, Eddie said: Mayor Quincy sums it up nicely https://youtu.be/PxwgQdLt4As The Simpsons? Juvenile twat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 4, 2021 Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 Just now, Frank said: The Simpsons? Juvenile twat. Twat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 4, 2021 Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 46 minutes ago, Frank said: The Simpsons? Juvenile twat. Reported Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 4, 2021 Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 7 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Reported I really don’t know what has happened to poor old Frank. Up half the night swapping stories and chit chat with gypo, snooker loopy old poof. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted May 4, 2021 Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 Last thing I bought at a boot sale - well things, was iffy jelly babies, the red ones were pale more pink - & a paperback - Death of Air India Flight 182 . The week before i bought a pushbike from a guy wearing a bandana? Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 4, 2021 Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 4 minutes ago, Eddie said: I really don’t know what has happened to poor old Frank. Up half the night swapping stories and chit chat with gypo, snooker loopy old poof. Who is this frank you speak of? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 4, 2021 Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 Just now, Stubby Pecker said: Who is this frank you speak of? You’re on very, very thin ice, stubby. You’ve been warned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 4, 2021 Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 Just now, Frank said: You’re on very, very thin ice, stubby. You’ve been warned. Warn me again at 3am. Lonely sad cunt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 4, 2021 Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 14 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Warn me again at 3am. Lonely sad cunt I’ve been advised to steer clear of any further confrontation, Stubbs. I suggest you do the same. Spotter made his position clear yesterday and you should consider yourself lucky a proper mod wasn’t on duty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 4, 2021 Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 21 minutes ago, Frank said: You’re on very, very thin ice, stubby. You’ve been warned. Stay away from ice. Fat fuck. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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