Hammer of Cunts Posted May 3, 2021 Report Share Posted May 3, 2021 The weather and the lifting of the regulations means the resumption of this stange social phenomenon. This used to be an amusing way of spending a Sunday morning, but the attics of the middle-classes must now be bare. The commonest offerings are now broken toys and baby clothes; the crowd mainly sly-looking Eastern Euopeans and grotesquely fat women. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 3, 2021 Report Share Posted May 3, 2021 7 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: The weather and the lifting of the regulations means the resumption of this stange social phenomenon. This used to be an amusing way of spending a Sunday morning, but the attics of the middle-classes must now be bare. The commonest offeings are now broken toys and baby clothes; the crowd mainly sly-looking Eastern Euopeans and grotesquely fat women. Good time to dig up that cached AK and 1000 rounds and go full Michael Ryan on these bin dipping mongs. As they’re all fat unhealthy smoking flids, they’re more likely to get a dose of chink flu and die Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 3, 2021 Report Share Posted May 3, 2021 Mayor Quincy sums it up nicely https://youtu.be/PxwgQdLt4As Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 3, 2021 Report Share Posted May 3, 2021 1 hour ago, Hammer of Cunts said: The weather and the lifting of the regulations means the resumption of this stange social phenomenon. This used to be an amusing way of spending a Sunday morning, but the attics of the middle-classes must now be bare. The commonest offeings are now broken toys and baby clothes; the crowd mainly sly-looking Eastern Euopeans and grotesquely fat women. I can't imagine anything worse than spending my Sunday in a muddy field surrounded by immigrants haggling over the 20p price of a jigsaw with missing pieces. An absolute fucking cunt fest of rusty Ford XR3s, cancer and Jazz/eavens pawing at his "precious". 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted May 3, 2021 Report Share Posted May 3, 2021 19 minutes ago, Decimus said: I can't imagine anything worse than spending my Sunday in a muddy field surrounded by immigrants haggling over the 20p price of a jigsaw with missing pieces. An absolute fucking cunt fest of rusty Ford XR3s, cancer and Jazz/eavens pawing at his "precious". Not forgetting the < 3 teeth to tattoo ratio Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted May 3, 2021 Report Share Posted May 3, 2021 46 minutes ago, Decimus said: I can't imagine anything worse than spending my Sunday in a muddy field surrounded by immigrants haggling over the 20p price of a jigsaw with missing pieces. An absolute fucking cunt fest of rusty Ford XR3s, cancer and Jazz/eavens pawing at his "precious". It’s a good way of getting rid of your crap, without overflowing the bin. All you need to do, is set up a table and pile the stuff on top - all for free to “good homes”. In half an hour, go back and all the junk is gone. Make sure the display table is chained to the wheel, though. If you think something landed on the top by mistake, repurchase it from eBay - it will be there by noon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted May 3, 2021 Report Share Posted May 3, 2021 These are okay to occasionally get rid of unwanted items that are just too good to give away to a charity. What has fucking ruined it are the cunts who turn it into a source of income by a) having a fucking stall every week or b) the cunts that purchase just to sell on. My neighbour falls into b) and regularly cycles to car boots and charity shops with a trailer on his bike (the useless cunt can't drive!) and buys things to re-sell on Ebay. He often boasts that the annual profit pays for his holiday. The thick cunt missed the original Lamy Safari fountain pen in terracotta that I picked up for £6 (purely by accident) and knocked out to some twat for over £200. I still hate the cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 3, 2021 Report Share Posted May 3, 2021 I went to one about 15 years ago in Carshalton. There was a fellow who had a stall selling LPs. I bought the Feelgoods 'All along the Jetty', which I couldn't get anywhere and some Pub Rock albums which were hard to come by. The people in the know get there when it opens to blag the best stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 3, 2021 Report Share Posted May 3, 2021 You could be selling a Faberge Egg for 50p and some cunt would still say "would you take 25p?" ,run by cunts,attended by cunts and full of foreign pikey types buying the biggest pile of shit going. Hell on earth. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted May 3, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2021 It's not the lack of good stuff but the lack of variety. Just table after table of baby clothes and twenty year-old electonic tat. Most of the early business is the traders selling shit to each other. I suppose junk sales may buck up a bit now that Ebay's fucked up its payment system. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 3, 2021 Report Share Posted May 3, 2021 5 hours ago, Decimus said: I can't imagine anything worse than spending my Sunday in a muddy field surrounded by immigrants haggling over the 20p price of a jigsaw with missing pieces. An absolute fucking cunt fest of rusty Ford XR3s, cancer and Jazz/eavens pawing at his "precious". Well it had to happen. Frank has got so much of it, he's had to off load some. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 3, 2021 Report Share Posted May 3, 2021 4 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: These are okay to occasionally get rid of unwanted items that are just too good to give away to a charity. What has fucking ruined it are the cunts who turn it into a source of income by a) having a fucking stall every week or b) the cunts that purchase just to sell on. My neighbour falls into b) and regularly cycles to car boots and charity shops with a trailer on his bike (the useless cunt can't drive!) and buys things to re-sell on Ebay. He often boasts that the annual profit pays for his holiday. The thick cunt missed the original Lamy Safari fountain pen in terracotta that I picked up for £6 (purely by accident) and knocked out to some twat for over £200. I still hate the cunt. Here, our vide-greniers are of a much higher class, and only last year, I purchased a genuine Louis XIV fauteuil for 5€. Riff-raff like you, and your unfortunate neighbour wouldn't be permitted to attend such gatherings. Peasant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted May 3, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2021 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: Here, our vide-greniers are of a much higher class In this country anything French(ish) gets a coat of lime-wash and goes on sale to dim yuppie bints. It's the feminine equvalent of man-cave shit, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 3, 2021 Report Share Posted May 3, 2021 I got a 1940s Zippo lighter for 50p from a boot sale. Which was nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 3, 2021 Report Share Posted May 3, 2021 6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I bought the Feelgoods 'All along the Jetty', Presumably you mean 'Down by the Jetty'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 3, 2021 Report Share Posted May 3, 2021 5 minutes ago, Joker said: Presumably you mean 'Down by the Jetty'? Yep. I also got the Beatles famous 'Black Album'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 3, 2021 Report Share Posted May 3, 2021 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Yep. I also got the Beatles famous 'Black Album'. Can you say 'bl*ck' these days? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted May 3, 2021 Report Share Posted May 3, 2021 16 minutes ago, Joker said: Presumably you mean 'Down by the Jetty'? That’s a shit hot album... recorded in mono! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 3, 2021 Report Share Posted May 3, 2021 1 minute ago, cuntspotter said: That’s a shit hot album... recorded in mono! Wouldn't be without it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 3, 2021 Report Share Posted May 3, 2021 38 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: That’s a shit hot album... recorded in mono! Spot. Do you realise that you and I are the only cunts here who've met Ivy Benson? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 3, 2021 Report Share Posted May 3, 2021 1 hour ago, cuntspotter said: That’s a shit hot album... recorded in mono! It is. Not as good as 'All along the jetty' though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 3, 2021 Report Share Posted May 3, 2021 34 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Spot. Do you realise that you and I are the only cunts here who've met Ivy Benson? I've met George Benson. Bumped into him in a pub. I didn't know he was from Macclesfield though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 3, 2021 Report Share Posted May 3, 2021 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: It is. Not as good as 'All along the jetty' though. Or 'Down By The Watchtower' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted May 3, 2021 Report Share Posted May 3, 2021 38 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Spot. Do you realise that you and I are the only cunts here who've met Ivy Benson? I once snogged her singer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 3, 2021 Report Share Posted May 3, 2021 9 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: I once snogged her singer This could have been disturbing, but for the final word. From what I've been told, she was permanently pissed on gin, but note perfect as a musician. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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