southerncunt Posted August 15, 2021 Report Share Posted August 15, 2021 29 minutes ago, Clavo Cruz said: I have just bought a drone Ape .. any advice? Here’s some. Crank it up to full thrust, then push it propellors first into your face. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 15, 2021 Report Share Posted August 15, 2021 2 minutes ago, southerncunt said: Here’s some. Crank it up to full thrust, then push it propellors first into your face. Why not just fuck yourself off? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 15, 2021 Report Share Posted August 15, 2021 24 minutes ago, southerncunt said: Here’s some. Crank it up to full thrust, then push it propellors first into your face. Out of interest that does dot seem to be possible as soon as anything gets near the rotors they switch off, I also doubt that there is enough power in them for the plastic blades to do any real harm. You are not very well up on these things are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 15, 2021 Report Share Posted August 15, 2021 7 minutes ago, Clavo Cruz said: Out of interest that does dot seem to be possible as soon as anything gets near the rotors they switch off, I also doubt that there is enough power in them for the plastic blades to do any real harm. You are not very well up on these things are you? Out of interest, are you autistic? Your pedantically literal response to his post has all the hallmarks of some cunt on the spectrum. Serious question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 15, 2021 Report Share Posted August 15, 2021 1 minute ago, Decimus said: Out of interest, are you autistic? Serious question. No but I can tell that you have asperger's syndrome and ocd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted August 15, 2021 Report Share Posted August 15, 2021 30 minutes ago, Clavo Cruz said: Out of interest that does dot seem to be possible as soon as anything gets near the rotors they switch off, I also doubt that there is enough power in them for the plastic blades to do any real harm. You are not very well up on these things are you? You should probably still try though. Just for the satisfaction of the puntership. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 15, 2021 Report Share Posted August 15, 2021 2 minutes ago, southerncunt said: You should probably still try though. Just for the satisfaction of the puntership. I have tried, it is not possible .. out of interest what caused your mental health problems? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 15, 2021 Report Share Posted August 15, 2021 3 hours ago, Clavo Cruz said: I have tried, it is not possible .. out of interest what caused your mental health problems? Listening to the shit you come out with all day every day I imagine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 15, 2021 Report Share Posted August 15, 2021 5 hours ago, Clavo Cruz said: I have tried, it is not possible .. FFS. 😒 It's like Mr Logic, but with a bigger cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 15, 2021 Report Share Posted August 15, 2021 6 minutes ago, scotty said: FFS. 😒 It's like Mr Logic, but with a bigger cock. Mr. Largedick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted August 15, 2021 Report Share Posted August 15, 2021 33 minutes ago, King Billy said: Mr. Largedick. Mr Tinydick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 15, 2021 Report Share Posted August 15, 2021 1 hour ago, ProfB said: Mr Tinydick Go away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 15, 2021 Report Share Posted August 15, 2021 2 hours ago, scotty said: FFS. 😒 It's like Mr Logic, but with a bigger cock. You would know professor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted August 15, 2021 Report Share Posted August 15, 2021 52 minutes ago, King Billy said: Go away. Noo 🙊 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 15, 2021 Report Share Posted August 15, 2021 10 hours ago, Eddie said: I am lonely too Frank, but not that lonely. Eddie, I’m done here. That’s it.. it’s over. Farewell my little flat-arsed friend. https://ibb.co/G0YJDSV 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted August 15, 2021 Report Share Posted August 15, 2021 37 minutes ago, Frank said: Eddie, I’m done here. That’s it.. it’s over. Farewell my little flat-arsed friend. https://ibb.co/G0YJDSV What happened to the wig, Frank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 15, 2021 Report Share Posted August 15, 2021 41 minutes ago, Frank said: Eddie, I’m done here. That’s it.. it’s over. Farewell my little flat-arsed friend. https://ibb.co/G0YJDSV I'm not a stylist by any stretch of the imagination, Frank, but the sans wig whilst drinking a glass of your own piss look is so 1348. Fucking attention seeking idiot. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 15, 2021 Report Share Posted August 15, 2021 32 minutes ago, White Cunt said: What happened to the wig, Frank? Ming's developed freezer burn around her sickly and dead yellow fanny, the wig is being utilised as a merkin to hide the worst of it every time he drags her out of suspended animation for a fiddling. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted August 15, 2021 Report Share Posted August 15, 2021 22 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Fuck off Frank. You are the typical boring cunt who sits in the corner of a drab boozer, nursing a pint of light and bitter, regaling poor bastards who happen to venture into your space with bullshit stories of your make believe yacht "Yes it's in Monaco at the moment, being used by my good friend Hamilton". "I remember the time in Marrakech, there was me, Bono and Sting, fucking our way through the Bangles". "See these shoes: George Clooney gave me these. In LA". You sad fucking wanker Frank. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted August 15, 2021 Report Share Posted August 15, 2021 1 hour ago, Frank said: Eddie, I’m done here. That’s it.. it’s over. Farewell my little flat-arsed friend. https://ibb.co/G0YJDSV No need to urinate into 2 different receptacles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 15, 2021 Report Share Posted August 15, 2021 12 hours ago, Clavo Cruz said: I have just bought a drone Ape .. any advice? Yes - shove it up your arse and fuck off. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 15, 2021 Report Share Posted August 15, 2021 8 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Yes - shove it up your arse and fuck off. Hopefully with the rotors cutting 'her' bollocks off, on entry. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 15, 2021 Report Share Posted August 15, 2021 1 hour ago, Frank said: Eddie, I’m done here. That’s it.. it’s over. Farewell my little flat-arsed friend. https://ibb.co/G0YJDSV Post the whole picture you daddy long legged spastic. Or at least tell us who’s balls deep in your dirtbox? Whoever it is probably thinks buying you that half of shandy was a total waste of two quid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 15, 2021 Report Share Posted August 15, 2021 13 hours ago, Clavo Cruz said: I have just bought a drone Ape .. any advice? Attach it to your cock, which you should then fold in half to keep the drone within range. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 15, 2021 Report Share Posted August 15, 2021 2 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Attach it to your cock, which you should then fold in half to keep the drone within range. ‘Is that a massive drone down your trousers, or are you just pleased to see me?’ 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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