Stubby Pecker Posted November 15, 2021 Report Share Posted November 15, 2021 I listened to 2 interviews on the wireless the other day with England rugby internationals Ben Young’s and Maro Itoje talking about their upcoming battle with canary yellow wearing Aussie dogs. Granted at times Maro sounded like he was chewing on a breeze block, probably due to having his head stamped on every week by 18 Stone beasts, but both spoke eloquently with plenty of self deprecation and a real understanding of their game and the responsibilities they must stand up for. If we were to compare this with a bone thick soccer cunts who’ve just earned 50 grand for 90 mins of jogging about a bit, feigning injured and wearing gloves because it’s below 10 degrees, the differences are stark. Harry Kane is a perfect example of this. “Our” captain genuinely struggles with words with more than three syllables and trots out every lame cliche in the book. Stupid fucking cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 15, 2021 Report Share Posted November 15, 2021 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: I listened to 2 interviews on the wireless the other day with England rugby internationals Ben Young’s and Maro Itoje talking about their upcoming battle with canary yellow wearing Aussie dogs. Granted at times Maro sounded like he was chewing on a breeze block, probably due to having his head stamped on every week by 18 Stone beasts, but both spoke eloquently with plenty of self deprecation and a real understanding of their game and the responsibilities they must stand up for. If we were to compare this with a bone thick soccer cunts who’ve just earned 50 grand for 90 mins of jogging about a bit, feigning injured and wearing gloves because it’s below 10 degrees, the differences are stark. Harry Kane is a perfect example of this. “Our” captain genuinely strangles with words with more than three syllables and trots out every lame cliche in the book. Stupid fucking cunt. Wireless, Fucking wireless, you wait until fatty sees this you old git. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 15, 2021 Report Share Posted November 15, 2021 6 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I listened to 2 interviews on the wireless the other day Any word how the Germans are doing on the Eastern front? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 15, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 15, 2021 12 minutes ago, King Billy said: Any word how the Germans are doing on the Eastern front? Ask @ratcum I’m guessing not great, especially with winter on the way. 18 minutes ago, Eddie said: Wireless, Fucking wireless, you wait until fatty sees this you old git. Reported for going off topic straight away. Your’e fucking for it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted November 15, 2021 Report Share Posted November 15, 2021 17 minutes ago, King Billy said: Any word how the Germans are doing on the Eastern front? Better than the Polish right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 15, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 15, 2021 1 hour ago, Goober said: Better than the Polish right now. Fuck me Doc, have you seen the mob of cunts massing on the border? Essentially half the Middle East has rocked up there and I’ll bet my left bollock the Baghdad bunch won’t be settling down in Poland or Romania to live happily ever after. They’ll be round at withers dingy emporium at 2 grand a pop and Redgrave and Pinsenting over the channel faster than you and scream “Allahu Akbar, death to the infidels”. Gary Lineker said he’d put them up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 16, 2021 Report Share Posted November 16, 2021 2 hours ago, Eddie said: Wireless, Fucking wireless, you wait until fatty sees this you old git. My grandma used to listen to 'woman's hour' on the wireless. I expect, being a BBC radio programme, its been replaced with: 'Screechy Little Nondescript Faggot's Hour' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted November 16, 2021 Report Share Posted November 16, 2021 8 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Fuck me Doc, have you seen the mob of cunts massing on the border? Essentially half the Middle East has rocked up there and I’ll bet my left bollock the Baghdad bunch won’t be settling down in Poland or Romania to live happily ever after. They’ll be round at withers dingy emporium at 2 grand a pop and Redgrave and Pinsenting over the channel faster than you and scream “Allahu Akbar, death to the infidels”. Gary Lineker said he’d put them up. They can live in my shed if they want. The lawnmower has a petrol leak and the electrical wiring is a bit dodgy, but at least it's dry. It does make you wonder how bad life was in the desert if they can afford the fees the people smugglers charge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 16, 2021 Report Share Posted November 16, 2021 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Ask @ratcum I’m guessing not great, especially with winter on the way. Reported for going off topic straight away. Your’e fucking for it. Tout Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted November 16, 2021 Report Share Posted November 16, 2021 16 hours ago, Eddie said: Wireless, Fucking wireless, you wait until fatty sees this you old git. The only thing about Fatty that's wireless is his fucking jaw which should have been wired up years ago to stop the cunt shoving so much deep fried turkey dinosaurs into his stupid fucking gob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 16, 2021 Report Share Posted November 16, 2021 22 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: I listened to 2 interviews on the wireless the other day with England rugby internationals Ben Young’s and Maro Itoje talking about their upcoming battle with canary yellow wearing Aussie dogs. Granted at times Maro sounded like he was chewing on a breeze block, probably due to having his head stamped on every week by 18 Stone beasts, but both spoke eloquently with plenty of self deprecation and a real understanding of their game and the responsibilities they must stand up for. If we were to compare this with a bone thick soccer cunts who’ve just earned 50 grand for 90 mins of jogging about a bit, feigning injured and wearing gloves because it’s below 10 degrees, the differences are stark. Harry Kane is a perfect example of this. “Our” captain genuinely struggles with words with more than three syllables and trots out every lame cliche in the book. Stupid fucking cunt. This is absolute shite. You idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 16, 2021 Report Share Posted November 16, 2021 12 minutes ago, Frank said: This is absolute shite. You idiot. I'm not sure it's even that good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 16, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2021 42 minutes ago, Frank said: This is absolute shite. You idiot. When compared to your nominations? 30 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I'm not sure it's even that good. Fuck off 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 16, 2021 Report Share Posted November 16, 2021 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: When compared to your nominations? Fuck off Jesus. Probably the worse I've ever seen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 16, 2021 Report Share Posted November 16, 2021 5 minutes ago, Frank said: Jesus. Probably the worse I've ever seen. Fuck off with this shit, it's getting old very quickly and makes me want to severely hurt you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 16, 2021 Report Share Posted November 16, 2021 Just now, Decimus said: Fuck off with this shit, it's getting old very quickly and makes me want to severely hurt you. You have no idea the trouble you'd be in if we ever came face to face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 16, 2021 Report Share Posted November 16, 2021 1 minute ago, Frank said: You have no idea the trouble you'd be in if we ever came face to face. Do you fucking want some? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 16, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2021 2 minutes ago, Frank said: You have no idea the trouble you'd be in if we ever came face to face. If I ever see an emaciated 60 year old wearing a clear and obvious wig and dressed in clothes a teenage poof would consider to be “fucking gay” approaching with intent, I’ll try not to forget to shit myself Get fucked 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 16, 2021 Report Share Posted November 16, 2021 Good evening Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted November 16, 2021 Report Share Posted November 16, 2021 7 minutes ago, Frank said: You have no idea the trouble you'd be in if we ever came face to face. ...subsequent to the effects of Rohypnol mixed with alcohol, with two rashers of bacon being held up by a couple of coffee stirrers approaching in a threatening manner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 16, 2021 Report Share Posted November 16, 2021 30 minutes ago, Decimus said: Do you fucking want some? You're a lot of things, Decimus, but you're not a fighter. Know your place. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted November 16, 2021 Report Share Posted November 16, 2021 41 minutes ago, Frank said: Jesus. Probably the worse I've ever seen. Oh, I don't know. I remember one stupendously thick punter nominating 'Roundabouts'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted November 16, 2021 Report Share Posted November 16, 2021 17 minutes ago, Dead Penelope said: Good evening You're dead. Fuck off 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 16, 2021 Report Share Posted November 16, 2021 1 hour ago, Dead Penelope said: Good evening Without doubt the most interesting post you’ve ever made. Quit while you’re ahead. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 17, 2021 Report Share Posted November 17, 2021 22 hours ago, Frank said: You have no idea the trouble you'd be in if we ever came face to face. Only if he happens to inadvertently walk into the khazi you're currently cottaging in and is raided by the vice squad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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