Uncle Meatus Posted November 17, 2021 Report Share Posted November 17, 2021 Sort Your Life Out With Stacey Solomon. This excrement ejaculated from the combination of Joe Swash, Rylan and the filthy due Solomon's arsehole is unforgivable, and unfortunately due to the digital age...undeletable......that's not even a word... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 17, 2021 Report Share Posted November 17, 2021 14 minutes ago, Uncle Meatus said: Sort Your Life Out With Stacey Solomon. This excrement ejaculated from the combination of Joe Swash, Rylan and the filthy due Solomon's arsehole is unforgivable, and unfortunately due to the digital age...undeletable......that's not even a word... You had me at "Jew"... 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 17, 2021 Report Share Posted November 17, 2021 Stacey Solomon makes Steph McGovern both look and sound good, and that's about the faintest praise possible with which to damn someone, unless it's to point out that she also made Jade Goody look intelligent. In aggregate she's the thickest, least talented, ugliest, and most annoying fucking slag that it's ever been my displeasure to witness, but even so, if I only had one bullet left in my gun I'd save it for whatever cunt thought it was a good idea to put her on the telly in the first place. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted November 17, 2021 Report Share Posted November 17, 2021 7 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Stacey Solomon makes Steph McGovern both look and sound good, and that's about the faintest praise possible with which to damn someone, unless it's to point out that she also made Jade Goody look intelligent. In aggregate she's the thickest, least talented, ugliest, and most annoying fucking slag that it's ever been my displeasure to witness, but even so, if I only had one bullet left in my gun I'd save it for whatever cunt thought it was a good idea to put her on the telly in the first place. Are you a fan or not, hard to tell from your post. Love ProfB XXX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted November 17, 2021 Report Share Posted November 17, 2021 I don't like this. In fact, I hate the fucking, boring, faked emotional piece of dehydrated rhino's snot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 17, 2021 Report Share Posted November 17, 2021 1 hour ago, Uncle Meatus said: Sort Your Life Out With Stacey Solomon. This excrement ejaculated from the combination of Joe Swash, Rylan and the filthy due Solomon's arsehole is unforgivable, and unfortunately due to the digital age...undeletable......that's not even a I think she's Jacinda Adern's thicker twin sister. "Hev you hid your viccinations"? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 17, 2021 Report Share Posted November 17, 2021 14 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I think she's Jacinda Adern's thicker twin sister. "Hev you hid your viccinations"? ‘Shuhuuuup!’ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 17, 2021 Report Share Posted November 17, 2021 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Stacey Solomon makes Steph McGovern both look and sound good, and that's about the faintest praise possible with which to damn someone, unless it's to point out that she also made Jade Goody look intelligent. In aggregate she's the thickest, least talented, ugliest, and most annoying fucking slag that it's ever been my displeasure to witness, but even so, if I only had one bullet left in my gun I'd save it for whatever cunt thought it was a good idea to put her on the telly in the first place. I think she’s fucking great, notwithstanding the fact that I’ve no idea who or what she is or does. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted November 17, 2021 Report Share Posted November 17, 2021 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: ‘Shuhuuuup!’ You tell him King Billy! Cambers is puke on wheels any day of the week. With a tiny penis. Love ProfB xxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted November 17, 2021 Report Share Posted November 17, 2021 1 minute ago, King Billy said: I think she’s fucking great, notwithstanding the fact that I’ve no idea who or what she is or does. I was the same - googled then realised my corner chums were up to speed, she's like listening to your vacuum cleaner - mine's a shark. She sings on the cowpat show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted November 17, 2021 Report Share Posted November 17, 2021 She probably has worms? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 17, 2021 Report Share Posted November 17, 2021 2 minutes ago, ProfB said: I was the same - googled then realised my corner chums were up to speed, she's like listening to your vacuum cleaner - mine's a shark. She sings on the cowpat show. I sold my vacuum cleaner last week. It was just gathering dust. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 17, 2021 Report Share Posted November 17, 2021 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Stacey Solomon makes Steph McGovern both look and sound good, and that's about the faintest praise possible with which to damn someone, unless it's to point out that she also made Jade Goody look intelligent. In aggregate she's the thickest, least talented, ugliest, and most annoying fucking slag that it's ever been my displeasure to witness, but even so, if I only had one bullet left in my gun I'd save it for whatever cunt thought it was a good idea to put her on the telly in the first place. I’d still go in for a little finger-pie action. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 17, 2021 Report Share Posted November 17, 2021 17 minutes ago, ProfB said: You tell him King Billy! Cambers is puke on wheels any day of the week. With a tiny penis. Love ProfB xxx Not as big as yours though, is it Pen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted November 17, 2021 Report Share Posted November 17, 2021 46 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Not as big as yours though, is it Pen? You are a bloody nutter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 17, 2021 Report Share Posted November 17, 2021 38 minutes ago, ProfB said: You are a bloody nutter. Brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 18, 2021 Report Share Posted November 18, 2021 8 hours ago, Uncle Meatus said: Sort Your Life Out With Stacey Solomon. This excrement ejaculated from the combination of Joe Swash, Rylan and the filthy due Solomon's arsehole is unforgivable, and unfortunately due to the digital age...undeletable......that's not even a word... If her and Joey Essex had a kid, it would probably end up as prime minister in the 'Idiocracy' that was once an amusing idea for a comedy film and is now becoming a reality. The sad truth is, cunts like her are popular because 70% of the population think she's wonderful. Why? Because they're as fucking thick and shallow as her. In fact, I hate her so much I'm not even going to admonish you for nominating a cunt I adequately slated last week. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 18, 2021 Report Share Posted November 18, 2021 11 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Not as big as yours though, is it Pen? Prof B is not me you gin soaked halfwit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 18, 2021 Report Share Posted November 18, 2021 11 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I’d still go in for a little finger-pie action. You seriously need a thorough reassessment of your values DC. She’s shat out numerous jewlets so her beef curtains probably resemble a roadkill badger run over by a lorry, a smells even worse. Add to that she’s got the face of a bush pig, a nose you could ski down, has no talent whatsoever, is thick as fucking shit and an annoying cunt, I’d rather finger the arsehole of an angry polar bear 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 18, 2021 Report Share Posted November 18, 2021 33 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: You seriously need a thorough reassessment of your values DC. She’s shat out numerous jewlets so her beef curtains probably resemble a roadkill badger run over by a lorry, a smells even worse. Add to that she’s got the face of a bush pig, a nose you could ski down, has no talent whatsoever, is thick as fucking shit and an annoying cunt, I’d rather finger the arsehole of an angry polar bear One can only begin to imagine the horror of its cum face. Worse than that is its coital dirty talk, screaming out in a demented, hybrid Jamie Oliver/Yogi fucking Bear voice. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 18, 2021 Report Share Posted November 18, 2021 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: If her and Joey Essex had a kid, it would probably end up as prime minister in the 'Idiocracy' that was once an amusing idea for a comedy film and is now becoming a reality. The sad truth is, cunts like her are popular because 70% of the population think she's wonderful. Why? Because they're as fucking thick and shallow as her. In fact, I hate her so much I'm not even going to admonish you for nominating a cunt I adequately slated last week. You only have to see this durge of dating shows they've been putting out (suicide island) etc. Its full of shallow little tartlets with huge knockers and equally huge lips, being chased by perma tanned lunkheads (the type who think that Jorden is a beautiful woman and would marry her at the drop of a Dutch cap). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted November 18, 2021 Report Share Posted November 18, 2021 This gawking hay-eating cunt can fuck right off, and take that squeaking talent-repellent spastic with her. Christ knows how she ever ended up on TV, let alone managing anything other than being whacked on the head to punch tickets with. That Swash cunt should be, at his very best, a scarecrow. The only thing I'd like to see this pair of fucking idiots on, other than a ketamine overdose, is "The Great British Chainsaw and Flamethrower Frenzy". If only those useless cunts at Channel 4 would answer my e-mails. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 18, 2021 Report Share Posted November 18, 2021 15 minutes ago, nocti said: This gawking hay-eating cunt can fuck right off, and take that squeaking talent-repellent spastic with her. Christ knows how she ever ended up on TV, let alone managing anything other than being whacked on the head to punch tickets with. That Swash cunt should be, at his very best, a scarecrow. The only thing I'd like to see this pair of fucking idiots on, other than a ketamine overdose, is "The Great British Chainsaw and Flamethrower Frenzy". If only those useless cunts at Channel 4 would answer my e-mails. These programmes are cheap to produce. I got rid of the telly eleven years ago. One of these reason was all this inane programming around people who had never done anything worthwhile with their lives. The old famous for being famous but what do they actually do (or did) for a living. Hve they ever stacked shelves or worked in an office or actually done real work anywhere? What is their standard education and their ability to interact with other people? Rylan Clarke married to another man .. no marriage is a union between a man and woman. For fuck sake you know where there channel change or off buttons are. Just get a life of your own and ignore these wasters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted November 18, 2021 Report Share Posted November 18, 2021 7 minutes ago, Dead Penelope said: For fuck sake you know where there channel change or off buttons are. Just get a life of your own and ignore these wasters. I must admit, I did think I had enough of one to not require life-coaching from a trainspotting hermaphrodite. Believe it or not, I'm using the site for its intended purpose: cunting things, not a strange scrapbook of pointless diatribes and retarded non sequiturs. It'd be a bit shit if I just insulted people/things I did like, wouldn't it? You mad cunt. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 18, 2021 Report Share Posted November 18, 2021 16 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Stacey Solomon makes Steph McGovern both look and sound good, and that's about the faintest praise possible with which to damn someone, unless it's to point out that she also made Jade Goody look intelligent. In aggregate she's the thickest, least talented, ugliest, and most annoying fucking slag that it's ever been my displeasure to witness, but even so, if I only had one bullet left in my gun I'd save it for whatever cunt thought it was a good idea to put her on the telly in the first place. Are you sure that's wise? I can only imagine you plan to bludgeon her with the empty weapon after dealing with the upper management, but she might qualify for retard strength if nothing else. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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