Neil Posted October 27, 2022 Report Share Posted October 27, 2022 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 27, 2022 Report Share Posted October 27, 2022 22 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: The blonde buzz cut certainly didn't do it for me. She looked ok in ‘Mama’, which was a decent horror film. I think she had the hairstyle left over from playing Joan Jett in ‘The Runaways’. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 28, 2022 Report Share Posted October 28, 2022 12 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: She looked ok in ‘Mama’, which was a decent horror film. I think she had the hairstyle left over from playing Joan Jett in ‘The Runaways’. If Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning were both stood in front of me I'm not sure which one I'd nail first. And by nail, I mean nail gun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted October 28, 2022 Report Share Posted October 28, 2022 On 13/09/2022 at 16:57, Old Chap Raasclaat said: It's a mirror video Arnold old chap. As usual, the substitution for talent involves stripping down to your underwear if you want to get noticed on YouTube, it worked for the Mad Donna, Spliced Grrls and Little Dix. 🍌 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 28, 2022 Report Share Posted October 28, 2022 11 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: If Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning were both stood in front of me I'm not sure which one I'd nail first. And by nail, I mean nail gun. Riveting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 28, 2022 Report Share Posted October 28, 2022 11 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: If Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning were both stood in front of me I'm not sure which one I'd nail first. And by nail, I mean nail gun. If they were both stood in front of me, I would ask if they had an address for Ellen Page so I could go and nail gun that fucking aberration. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted October 28, 2022 Report Share Posted October 28, 2022 On 27/10/2022 at 18:39, Eric Cuntman said: She looked ok in ‘Mama’, which was a decent horror film. I think she had the hairstyle left over from playing Joan Jett in ‘The Runaways’. Is she in that film? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted October 28, 2022 Report Share Posted October 28, 2022 16 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: If Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning were both stood in front of me I'm not sure which one I'd nail first. And by nail, I mean nail gun. I like Dakota, but I prefer Elle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 28, 2022 Report Share Posted October 28, 2022 1 minute ago, Carl Sway said: I like Dakota, but I prefer Elle. If Mummy finds you awake at this hour you’ll get no Rice Krispies. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted October 28, 2022 Report Share Posted October 28, 2022 dizzy cunt wants a look in. Bless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 28, 2022 Report Share Posted October 28, 2022 15 minutes ago, Carl Sway said: dizzy cunt wants a look in. Bless. Seeing as you like them small, short haired, boyish and emotionally disturbed, what's your thoughts on the absolute train wreck that is Jennifer Lien? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted October 29, 2022 Report Share Posted October 29, 2022 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: Seeing as you like them small, short haired, boyish and emotionally disturbed, what's your thoughts on the absolute train wreck that is Jennifer Lien? Small? I'm something like 5'6" or 5'7", so I wouldn't want a tall one. I don't have a preference for short or long hair. Boyish? I regard the female celebrities I like as being exceptionally feminine. Emotionally disturbed? Apart from Ellen Page, open to debate. I've never heard of Jennifer Lien. I'll look it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted October 29, 2022 Report Share Posted October 29, 2022 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: Seeing as you like them small, short haired, boyish and emotionally disturbed, what's your thoughts on the absolute train wreck that is Jennifer Lien? I've looked it up. In the Star Trek photos, beautiful. In more recent times, good grief, no. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 29, 2022 Report Share Posted October 29, 2022 2 hours ago, Carl Sway said: Is she in that film? I thought she was. But you’re right. No, I looked it up. The bird who was in ‘Mama’ looked the spitting image of Joan Jett, I always thought it was Kristen Stewart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 29, 2022 Report Share Posted October 29, 2022 11 hours ago, Carl Sway said: I've looked it up. In the Star Trek photos, beautiful. In more recent times, good grief, no. Aaarggh, what the actual fuck happened to her? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 29, 2022 Report Share Posted October 29, 2022 16 hours ago, Carl Sway said: Small? I'm something like 5'6" Your revelation confirms my assertion that you shouldn't be allowed within a two mile radius of any woman. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 29, 2022 Report Share Posted October 29, 2022 17 hours ago, Carl Sway said: Small? I'm something like 5'6" or 5'7", so I wouldn't want a tall one. I don't have a preference for short or long hair. Boyish? I regard the female celebrities I like as being exceptionally feminine. Emotionally disturbed? Apart from Ellen Page, open to debate. I've never heard of Jennifer Lien. I'll look it up. Hehe, what an admission. This goes some way to explaining your little man's inferiority complex. "Hey Carl, could you please pass the ketchup from the top shelf, ta". Lol. In the rare event there's ever a Corner meet, I'm going to cable-tie you to a lamppost, pull down your pants, and pay some filthy, desperate African immigrant whore £50 to suck your maggot and leave you with a takeaway spoon up your arse. Have this, you thoroughly dislikeable midget: 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 29, 2022 Report Share Posted October 29, 2022 15 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Hehe, what an admission. This goes some way to explaining your little man's inferiority complex. "Hey Carl, could you please pass the ketchup from the top shelf, ta". Lol. In the rare event there's ever a Corner meet, I'm going to cable-tie you to a lamppost, pull down your pants, and pay some filthy, desperate African immigrant whore £50 to suck your maggot and leave you with a takeaway spoon up your arse. Have this, you thoroughly dislikeable midget: It's a staggering faux pas from an alleged Corner veteran, you'd think he'd know better than to reveal that on a site of this nature. The last person who admitted to being under 6'4 on here was MikeFuckingD and look what happened to him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 29, 2022 Report Share Posted October 29, 2022 9 minutes ago, Decimus said: It's a staggering faux pas from an alleged Corner veteran, you'd think he'd know better than to reveal that on a site of this nature. The last person who admitted to being under 6'4 on here was MikeFuckingD and look what happened to him. I’m only 6 foot and a quarter. Have I just fucked myself over? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 29, 2022 Report Share Posted October 29, 2022 17 minutes ago, Decimus said: It's a staggering faux pas from an alleged Corner veteran, you'd think he'd know better than to reveal that on a site of this nature. The last person who admitted to being under 6'4 on here was MikeFuckingD and look what happened to him. Decs, my teenage nephew is after some Cuban heels for his school play. Do you know of anyone who may be able to assist? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 29, 2022 Report Share Posted October 29, 2022 18 hours ago, Carl Sway said: Small? I'm something like 5'6" or 5'7", so I wouldn't want a tall one. I don't have a preference for short or long hair. Boyish? I regard the female celebrities I like as being exceptionally feminine. Emotionally disturbed? Apart from Ellen Page, open to debate. I've never heard of Jennifer Lien. I'll look it up. Short in stature and intelligence. You stupid little cunt. Fancy posting this on here of all places. You’re fucked, sunshine…begone. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 29, 2022 Report Share Posted October 29, 2022 Rotten cunts. Manny Pacquiao’s only 5’ 5”. Call him a fucking shortarse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 29, 2022 Report Share Posted October 29, 2022 51 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Decs, my teenage nephew is after some Cuban heels for his school play. Do you know of anyone who may be able to assist? I’m assuming he’s above the age of consent, so show him this picture and if it doesn’t put him off the idea then check his phone contacts for Franks number as the poor lad must have been got to by the filthy cunt the second his arsehole became legal in the eyes of the law. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 29, 2022 Report Share Posted October 29, 2022 46 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Rotten cunts. Manny Pacquiao’s only 5’ 5”. Call him a fucking shortarse. I'd put my hand on the little cunt's head whilst his tiny legs were doing that cartoon roadrunner thing whilst trying to reach me. Simultaneously I'd knock out Ricky Hatton with my other hand and roundhouse kick Conor McGregor's fucking head off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 29, 2022 Report Share Posted October 29, 2022 As an addendum, in all seriousness I imagine that the average height of most Corner posters is probably around the 5'3 mark. This site is proliferated by keyboard warriors, fake millionaires, imaginary sex machines and captains of McDonald's industry. The stench of inferiority and the subsequent attempts to project it onto others is as ripe as a ten quid a blow job whore's gob. And I include everyone in this, including myself. That being said, anyone who willingly admits to being a short arse, minimum wage, virgin faggot, despite being in good company, is an absolute fucking moron. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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