Eric Cuntman Posted July 5, 2023 Report Share Posted July 5, 2023 5 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Any need for such cruelty, Doc? I’m sitting here, beside the warming glow of burning tyres, in the afternoon sun, half a bottle of Scrumpy Jack down and listening to the melodic sounds of distant sirens. I lost a very good friend last week. Sail on Mark the truck, one of the best of us and a fine tanker driver. Fuck petroleum-fuelled infernos…may his God go with him…etc. This is a blatant Dave Allen tribute. Even the first bit. Have you fired up the Ferguson Videostar and dusted off the VHS collection? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 5, 2023 Report Share Posted July 5, 2023 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: This is a blatant Dave Allen tribute. Even the first bit. Have you fired up the Ferguson Videostar and dusted off the VHS collection? No. It’s all true. I’ve never lied on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 5, 2023 Report Share Posted July 5, 2023 9 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Any need for such cruelty, Doc? I’m sitting here, beside the warming glow of burning tyres, in the afternoon sun, half a bottle of Scrumpy Jack down and listening to the melodic sounds of distant sirens. I lost a very good friend last week. Sail on Mark the truck, one of the best of us and a fine tanker driver. Fuck petroleum-fuelled infernos…may his God go with him…etc. Fuck me it is dead cunts corner after all DC. Seriously though I’m sorry for your loss and all that but mourning all day isn’t the way forward. Get yourself round to his gaff and give his missus a good long cuddle on the couch. It’s what Mark would have wanted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 5, 2023 Report Share Posted July 5, 2023 12 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: This pallet bonfire we were discussing….any hope of you throwing yourself on it? Do I look like Billy Lundy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 5, 2023 Report Share Posted July 5, 2023 1 minute ago, King Billy said: Fuck me it is dead cunts corner after all DC. Seriously though I’m sorry for your loss and all that but mourning all day isn’t the way forward. Get yourself round to his gaff and give his missus a good long cuddle on the couch. It’s what Mark would have wanted. She was in the passenger seat you heartless cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted July 6, 2023 Report Share Posted July 6, 2023 @King Billy I'm powering my way back to London on the M4. I'm in a bit of an old school mood and blasting this classic out and I was wondering what you thought about it? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 6, 2023 Report Share Posted July 6, 2023 On 05/07/2023 at 13:23, Dyslexic cnut said: Any need for such cruelty, Doc? I’m sitting here, beside the warming glow of burning tyres, in the afternoon sun, half a bottle of Scrumpy Jack down and listening to the melodic sounds of distant sirens. I lost a very good friend last week. Sail on Mark the truck, one of the best of us and a fine tanker driver. Fuck petroleum-fuelled infernos…may his God go with him…etc. Condolences, here's one for Mark................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 6, 2023 Report Share Posted July 6, 2023 I think what's needed to lift the mood here is some Scottish Pirate Metal. Ladies and gentlemen, meet... Alestorm! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted July 6, 2023 Report Share Posted July 6, 2023 On 05/07/2023 at 16:12, Dyslexic cnut said: No. It’s all true. I’ve never lied on here. If you believe that, you'll believe anything, eh Pete? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 6, 2023 Report Share Posted July 6, 2023 1 hour ago, and said: If you believe that, you'll believe anything, eh Pete? I’ve always been fond of you. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted July 8, 2023 Report Share Posted July 8, 2023 On 06/07/2023 at 21:21, Cuntybaws said: I think what's needed to lift the mood here is some Scottish Pirate Metal. Ladies and gentlemen, meet... Alestorm! I see your Kilted rock stars, and raise you with the Red Hot Chilli Pipers. An abomination. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted July 8, 2023 Report Share Posted July 8, 2023 https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x64bid6 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 8, 2023 Report Share Posted July 8, 2023 9 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: ...the Red Hot Chilli Pipers. An abomination. If being hung, drawn, and quartered was good enough for William Wallace, then these mincing cunts had better watch out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 8, 2023 Report Share Posted July 8, 2023 4 hours ago, Mike Hunt said: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x64bid6 Thank you Michael. No surprise that it was buried on Dailymotion. Far too controversial for the mincers at YouTube. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted July 8, 2023 Report Share Posted July 8, 2023 On 08/07/2023 at 18:08, Cuntybaws said: If being hung, drawn, and quartered was good enough for William Wallace, then these mincing cunts had better watch out. I refuse to believe there’s not a little bit of you stirred by the sight of men in skirts fingering their pipes furiously. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Prints Harry Posted July 11, 2023 Report Share Posted July 11, 2023 On 08/07/2023 at 11:08, Cuntybaws said: If being hung, drawn, and quartered was good enough for William Wallace, then these mincing cunts had better watch out. What sort of footwear did those ancient & fierce Scotsmen wear .. was it £500 trainers and slip=ons? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 11, 2023 Report Share Posted July 11, 2023 2 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: What sort of footwear did those ancient & fierce Scotsmen wear .. was it £500 trainers and slip=ons? You should know, you were one of the most prolific border reivers of the late 14th century. Legend has it that the tradition of caber tossing originally came about after you got wanked off by an angry crofter. Lololol. Fuck off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 12, 2023 Report Share Posted July 12, 2023 On 06/07/2023 at 12:52, Old Chap Raasclaat said: @King Billy I'm powering my way back to London on the M4. I'm in a bit of an old school mood and blasting this classic out and I was wondering what you thought about it? A bit ravey and dated for me, but R&S records was a classic imprint Check out The 4th Sign by CJ Bolland 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 12, 2023 Report Share Posted July 12, 2023 On 06/07/2023 at 14:21, Cuntybaws said: I think what's needed to lift the mood here is some Scottish Pirate Metal. Ladies and gentlemen, meet... Alestorm! Music The Real Mckenzies, words Robert Burns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 16, 2023 Report Share Posted July 16, 2023 Probably the best ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted August 3, 2023 Report Share Posted August 3, 2023 https://youtu.be/eR7-AUmiNcA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 3, 2023 Report Share Posted August 3, 2023 40 minutes ago, Carl Sway said: https://youtu.be/eR7-AUmiNcA Really? dreary, formulaic, empty headed white noise for lobotomised millennials. Have you posted this fucking bilge simply to annoy people? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted August 3, 2023 Report Share Posted August 3, 2023 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Really? dreary, formulaic, empty headed white noise for lobotomised millennials. Have you posted this fucking bilge simply to annoy people? McDonalds music. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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