200,000 Ukrainians

[ratcum]

2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

A tautological impossibility, Ratty, almost as unbelievable as when Mr Spock brought down a planetary computer by asking it calculate the last digit of pi.

 

I don't know about you CB, but I think there's way too many flavours of crisps these days

[Eric Cuntman]

4 minutes ago, ratcum said:

I don't know about you CB, but I think there's way too many flavours of crisps these days

I like the potato flavour ones. If some cunt has Thai sweet chilli ones in their cupboard, they're a homosexual.

[King Billy]

31 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I like the potato flavour ones. If some cunt has Thai sweet chilli ones in their cupboard, they're a homosexual.

Quentins crisps

[Goober]

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I like the potato flavour ones. If some cunt has Thai sweet chilli ones in their cupboard, they're a homosexual.

Has anyone, ever, since the dawn of time, made a potato flavoured crisp? 

If I were a potato I'd be extraordinarily pissed off at the flavours getting all the credit for my providing 99.9% of the substance. 

Walkers are cunts. 

 

[Eric Cuntman]

50 minutes ago, Goober said:

Has anyone, ever, since the dawn of time, made a potato flavoured crisp? 

If I were a potato I'd be extraordinarily pissed off at the flavours getting all the credit for my providing 99.9% of the substance. 

Walkers are cunts. 

 

I suppose you could just get the ones with the little blue bag, and not use it. What sort of cunt job is filling little bags with salt anyway? Wankers.

[Cuntybaws]

13 hours ago, ratcum said:

I don't know about you CB, but I think there's way too many flavours of crisps these days

The only flavour anybody needs is Roysters T-Bone Steak bubbled chips. You only need one bag a week, because after you've eaten them your fingers stink for days no matter how often you wash them. (Much like fingering Angela McKay, the class bike, back in fourth form.)

[King Billy]

9 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

after you've eaten them your fingers stink for days no matter how often you wash them.

It can’t be that difficult to put your cock in the bag and keep your fingers outside it. I’m not an expert on T bone steak flavoured crisps, but I’ve never had this problem with pickled onion Monster Munch grab bags.

[Eric Cuntman]

9 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

The only flavour anybody needs is Roysters T-Bone Steak bubbled chips. You only need one bag a week, because after you've eaten them your fingers stink for days no matter how often you wash them. (Much like fingering Angela McKay, the class bike, back in fourth form.)

Remember Scampi Nik-Naks? Now that's how to do stinky fingers.

[Cuntybaws]

7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Remember Scampi Nik-Naks? Now that's how to do stinky fingers.

Angela McKay's nickname actually was Scampi, although I don't think that was anything to do with an extruded corn snack.

[Major Cunt]

On 12/03/2022 at 21:35, Decimus said:

MC, have you noticed in recent days that @judgetwi has tried to disavow his Hebrew heritage?

For years he's been fervently spewing out Zionist propaganda on here whilst no doubt simultaneously flicking his terminally flaccid half-cock over videos of rocket attacks on Palestinian infant schools.

Now all of a sudden he's back pedalling. Could it have something to do with the potential of Vlad the Mad taking over the world and planting the Russian flag atop his Tower Hamlets bedsit? We all know the Ruskies have a proclivity for pogroms, so I don't doubt that he's now attempting to cover his substantial, fat fucking arse.

The man's a fucking idiot and his grasp of geopolitics is on par with an 11 year old. 

I've been reviewing his recent horse-shit contributions and have noticed that he's now banging on about the Romanovs. (no doubt after a quick perusal of Wikipedia). Apparently Chelsea's Roman is his best mate and is also a fucking kike. I would have liked this to be a bombshell revelation, but as the more cerebral posters know every single member of the fucking oligarchy is a four by two.

@judgetwi, they don't give Vlad the odd 300 million quid yacht or Swiss Bank account out of benevolence, but sheer terror as they bought the state owned natural resources for a shekel on the rouble. Old Putin wasn't too happy with this when he seized power and was more than willing to send his KGB/FSB mates to take the last breath of those who declined instead.

He can paint a mural of Stalin and Trotsky (below waist height, obviously), and cover his scooter with stickers of the hammer and sickle, but it won't make a blind bit of difference. 

The drunken buffon has obviously forgotten about the mass immigration from Russia to the Red Sea post 1990.

[Major Cunt]

On 13/03/2022 at 23:36, judgetwi said:

Most dimmos would say “read a book for once” , thus establishing their faux intellectual superiority, but only you could come up with “watch a documentary”. 😁

Indeed, but considering I've got at least a 60 plus iq on you then there's not much point. 

I was considering "read a fucking book for once", but reconsidered after remembering how alcohol riddled your grey matter is. 

Black clock was a typo due to a technology called predictive text. I know you're out of touch on these matters due to being a shut-in and accessing the Corner via a 486 PC. 

I do hope your scooter soon gets sideswiped by a bin lorry or similar. 

[Wolfie]

I'm sick to the back teeth of our media at large attempting to paint this picture of all Ukranians being angels – and the Ruskies the bad guys. It's not that black & white. Some of Zelenskyy's henchmen echo the mould of Balkan warlord Slobodan Milosevic's generals. You can bet Russian soldiers have also been tortured using old-school Slavic methods, especially as so much hatred has been bred throughout Ukraine during the past 3/4 months. I have little doubt all of them, especially Zelenskyy, will benefit from tens of millions (possibly billions) in the bank once this horseshit is over.

And there's our PM, thinking he'd have a crack at playing Churchill with Hitler/Putin, all the while thinking the British public might idolise him and wash their hands of Partygate. Priti Patel is proving incompetent, while Matt Handwank was just the other day attempting to sell his 'inside story' of the govenment's handling of the pandemic, arrogantly believing the public actually gives a flying fuck what the secretary arse-groping specialist actually thinks, let alone make the balding gopher another couple of million through book sales.

What a bunch of self-serving wankers, the lot of them. 

[Decimus]

3 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

I'm sick to the back teeth of our media at large attempting to paint this picture of all Ukranians being angels – and the Ruskies the bad guys. It's not that black & white. Some of Zelenskyy's henchmen echo the mould of Balkan warlord Slobodan Milosevic's generals. You can bet Russian soldiers have also been tortured using old-school Slavic methods, especially as so much hatred has been bred throughout Ukraine during the past 3/4 months. I have little doubt all of them, especially Zelenskyy, will benefit from tens of millions (possibly billions) in the bank once this horseshit is over.

And there's our PM, thinking he'd have a crack at playing Churchill with Hitler/Putin, all the while thinking the British public might idolise him and wash their hands of Partygate. Priti Patel is proving incompetent, while Matt Handwank was just the other day attempting to sell his 'inside story' of the govenment's handling of the pandemic, arrogantly believing the public actually gives a flying fuck what the secretary arse-groping specialist actually thinks, let alone make the balding gopher a couple of million through book sales.

What a bunch of self-serving wankers, the lot of them. 

It was VE day on Sunday, but you wouldn't have realised it if you turned on the television or browsed any of the mainstream British news websites. 

Almost 400,000 of our men paid the ultimate price to defend this island and free Europe from the Nazis, and our own MSM can barely be bothered to grant that sacrifice a footnote in their filthy rags this year. There were plenty of Ukranian flags emblazoning the papers yesterday, though, which is all that seemingly counts in our virtue signalling, Instagram age of bandwagon jumping. Anything to lionise any group other than our own people and ancestors.

I fucking hate what this country has become.

[Wolfie]

1 hour ago, Decimus said:

It was VE day on Sunday, but you wouldn't have realised it if you turned on the television or browsed any of the mainstream British news websites. 

Almost 400,000 of our men paid the ultimate price to defend this island and free Europe from the Nazis, and our own MSM can barely be bothered to grant that sacrifice a footnote in their filthy rags this year. There were plenty of Ukranian flags emblazoning the papers yesterday, though, which is all that seemingly counts in our virtue signalling, Instagram age of bandwagon jumping. Anything to lionise any group other than our own people and ancestors.

I fucking hate what this country has become.

Yes, indeed. It's a disgrace, much in the same way chavvy English people celebrate the St Patrick's Shitfest more than St George's Day. Boris Johnson has invested so heavily into the war in Ukraine our country has become crippled with hugely inflated energy costs (with many companies taking more than they need), unfeasibly high fuel prices, with rising inflation, and a virtually autonomous housing market in which only the more privileged can now afford to buy. And many places are becoming unrecognisable through immigration. What an absolute fucking shambles. (Waits for LCS to start frothing in the knickers...)

[Guest judgetwi]

On 16/03/2022 at 10:08, Penelope Alive said:

Good morning Judge .. To be honest you do have to admit that you are bit of a werrit aren't you?

I have no idea what a “werrit” is My Lady but if it amuses you to make such an assumption that’s ok with me. 
I like to keep people happy when I can.

[King Billy]

30 minutes ago, Decimus said:

It was VE day on Sunday, but you wouldn't have realised it if you turned on the television or browsed any of the mainstream British news websites. 

Almost 400,000 of our men paid the ultimate price to defend this island and free Europe from the Nazis, and our own MSM can barely be bothered to grant that sacrifice a footnote in their filthy rags this year. There were plenty of Ukranian flags emblazoning the papers yesterday, though, which is all that seemingly counts in our virtue signalling, Instagram age of bandwagon jumping. Anything to lionise any group other than our own people and ancestors.

I fucking hate what this country has become.

The BBC put out a piece today about a VE day parade attended by Putin in Moscow. The fucking dishonesty of these MSM paedo protecting, anti British Marxist cunts is so normal nowadays that they don’t even attempt to disguise it. The propaganda piece was giving the impression that it was a parade to celebrate the victory over Ukraine and not the historical WW2 event. ‘Putin is trying to lie to the Russian people and make them believe that the Ukraine Nazis (which they’re not) have all but been defeated (which they haven’t.’ Absolutely fucking disgusting fake news bullshit as usual. Cunts.

[Decimus]

9 hours ago, King Billy said:

The BBC put out a piece today about a VE day parade attended by Putin in Moscow. The fucking dishonesty of these MSM paedo protecting, anti British Marxist cunts is so normal nowadays that they don’t even attempt to disguise it. The propaganda piece was giving the impression that it was a parade to celebrate the victory over Ukraine and not the historical WW2 event. ‘Putin is trying to lie to the Russian people and make them believe that the Ukraine Nazis (which they’re not) have all but been defeated (which they haven’t.’ Absolutely fucking disgusting fake news bullshit as usual. Cunts.

Yes, I saw this and suspect that the lack of commemorations of VE day this year is because they didn't want to associate with the Russian remembrance of the conflict.

It's disgusting that they have denigrated the event and tried to equate it with the current Ukranian situation. With tens of millions of dead during WW2, Russia more than any other nation is entitled to memorialise the ultimate sacrifice that its citizens took.

The gender bending, race traitors at the BBC have absolutely no shame. If it wasn't for the sacrifices of millions of young men during WW2 they wouldn't have the freedom to push their sick agenda.

[King Billy]

3 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Yes, I saw this and suspect that the lack of commemotations of VE day this year is because they didn't want to associate with the Russian remembrance of the conflict.

It's disgusting that they have denigrated the event and tried to equate it with the current Ukranian situation. With tens of millions of dead during WW2, Russia more than any other nation is entitled to memorialise the ultimate sacrifice that its citizens took.

The gender bending, race traitors at the BBC have absolutely no shame. If it wasn't for the sacrifices of millions of young men during WW2 they wouldn't have thed freedom to push their sick agenda.

It’s not just the BBC though Decs. The majority of TV and radio media all sing from the same leftwing woke hymn book. On any given day the same stories, with the same slanted and biased messages are pumped out by the fraudsters and the viewers digest it without even thinking that they might be being lied to .The Covid years in which no one has been allowed to question the ‘science’ or be labelled a nut job and the recent frenzy by governments all over the world to legislate against ‘disinformation and misinformation’ to protect peoples safety 😂 is such an obviously blatant attack on the previously taken for granted right to say whatever you want, whether it be right or wrong. And yet the sheep are now so accustomed to the TV telling them what to think and how to act that very few even see the dark hole they’re jumping into like fucking lemmings.

 

[Eric Cuntman]

21 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Yes, I saw this and suspect that the lack of commemotations of VE day this year is because they didn't want to associate with the Russian remembrance of the conflict.

It's disgusting that they have denigrated the event and tried to equate it with the current Ukranian situation. With tens of millions of dead during WW2, Russia more than any other nation is entitled to memorialise the ultimate sacrifice that its citizens took.

The gender bending, race traitors at the BBC have absolutely no shame. If it wasn't for the sacrifices of millions of young men during WW2 they wouldn't have the freedom to push their sick agenda.

It's wrong for us to remember the fallen, we must first acknowledge the bravery and sacrifice of the BAME/LGBT communities, who were responsible for victory in 2 world wars. 

To be perfectly honest, and this is going to upset the anti Semitic element.. but we'd be much better off now if Hitler had not bothered gassing 6 million imaginary Jews and prioritised the spades and poofs.

[King Billy]

14 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

It's wrong for us to remember the fallen, we must first acknowledge the bravery and sacrifice of the BAME/LGBT communities, who were responsible for victory in 2 world wars. 

To be perfectly honest, and this is going to upset the anti Semitic element.. but we'd be much better off now if Hitler had not bothered gassing 6 million imaginary Jews and prioritised the spades and poofs.

The problem with cramming hundreds of spades into the oven Eric is being able to know when they’re properly cooked.

[Eric Cuntman]

2 hours ago, King Billy said:

The problem with cramming hundreds of spades into the oven Eric is being able to know when they’re properly cooked.

Fucks sake. Just do a trial batch. Put a couple in at regulo-7, stick a fork in them every twenty minutes until the juices run clear, and write down the time. 

It's abundantly clear that if this 'Wogocaust' is going to happen, I'm going to have to do pretty much everything myself.

[Prints Harry]

10 hours ago, judgetwi said:

I have no idea what a “werrit” is My Lady but if it amuses you to make such an assumption that’s ok with me. 
I like to keep people happy when I can.

GOOD.

[PANZER MURPHY]

15 hours ago, Wolfie said:

Yes, indeed. It's a disgrace, much in the same way chavvy English people celebrate the St Patrick's Shitfest more than St George's Day. Boris Johnson has invested so heavily into the war in Ukraine our country has become crippled with hugely inflated energy costs (with many companies taking more than they need), unfeasibly high fuel prices, with rising inflation, and a virtually autonomous housing market in which only the more privileged can now afford to buy. And many places are becoming unrecognisable through immigration. What an absolute fucking shambles. (Waits for LCS to start frothing in the knickers...)

Saint George...ah ya mean the fellah that was born in Turkey...lol

PANZERMURPHYBABY 

[Wolfie]

23 hours ago, King Billy said:

The BBC put out a piece today about a VE day parade attended by Putin in Moscow. The fucking dishonesty of these MSM paedo protecting, anti British Marxist cunts is so normal nowadays that they don’t even attempt to disguise it. The propaganda piece was giving the impression that it was a parade to celebrate the victory over Ukraine and not the historical WW2 event. ‘Putin is trying to lie to the Russian people and make them believe that the Ukraine Nazis (which they’re not) have all but been defeated (which they haven’t.’ Absolutely fucking disgusting fake news bullshit as usual. Cunts.

Ironically, the Ukraine-rich news article to which you refer is written by the BBC's very own 'Reality Check Team', lol. The BBC wouldn't know how to report non-partisan news which told the whole truth if bit them on the fucking arse.

Again, the BBC are masters at giving its time-constrained public at large only snippets of the whole event (and therefore limited accuarcy) of the parade in Moscow – of which the Russian plight during WW2 against Nazi Germany still plays a major role. 

The noble liar that is the BBC strikes yet again. Stop funding its political editors and millionnaire presenters through enforced licence fees, and close the entire pro-minority & LGBTQ organistation down by decompartmentalising it and selling it off, and give the money to the underfunded NHS or police force so the British public actually benefits from taxes they pay. Some say (@Mrs Roops & @The Beast good examples) the BBC has listened in recent years and is changing its modus operandi, whereas to me, especially with yesterday's Ukraine-obsessed report about Russia, it has never been clearer the BBC is still in the grip of an ideology which prevents it reporting fairly on the world.

Johnson's government is desperate to get a geographic foothold squarely on Russia's border, so what better way than to continue applying pressure with such an opportunity like Ukraine, with the ongoing support of its state-funded mainstream news channel? I don't trust this government and I certainly don't trust the BBC.

[Decimus]

12 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

Saint George...ah ya mean the fellah that was born in Turkey...lol

PANZERMURPHYBABY 

Well he didn't mean that fellah born in Britain, Saint Patrick...lol.