Frank Posted July 11, 2022 Report Share Posted July 11, 2022 13 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The hair on my head is greying, the pubes are still chestnut brown. I don't have any worries down there. Can you plait them? I shaved for the first time in six months this morning. I feel a stone lighter. I do need to see someone about my bumhole. There's all these dry bits on the floor every time I do a poo.. as if I've been sitting there enjoying a Flake. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 11, 2022 Report Share Posted July 11, 2022 3 hours ago, Frank said: She’s from the Netherlands.. Dutch, Withers. 28! Last night I thought it might be prudent to dye my old grey hairy with Just For Men’s ‘Golden Brown’. I don’t know if I left it on too long but it came out purple. Dearly beloved. Dutch? If she says "Frank come and shit next to me" it's her accent. It doesn't mean.......well just don't drop your strides and take a dump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 11, 2022 Report Share Posted July 11, 2022 10 minutes ago, Frank said: I shaved for the first time in six months this morning. I feel a stone lighter. I do need to see someone about my bumhole. There's all these dry bits on the floor every time I do a poo.. as if I've been sitting there enjoying a Flake. Stage 4…hopefully. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 11, 2022 Report Share Posted July 11, 2022 11 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Stage 4…hopefully. Try adding a space after an ellipsis... idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 11, 2022 Report Share Posted July 11, 2022 49 minutes ago, Frank said: I shaved for the first time in six months this morning. I feel a stone lighter. I do need to see someone about my bumhole. There's all these dry bits on the floor every time I do a poo.. as if I've been sitting there enjoying a It's probably dehydrated spunk, Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 11, 2022 Report Share Posted July 11, 2022 30 minutes ago, Frank said: I do need to see someone about my bumhole. A behavioural psychologist probably. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 11, 2022 Report Share Posted July 11, 2022 1 hour ago, Frank said: Try adding a space after an ellipsis... idiot. You’ve just started something that you know you can’t finish. You’re being monitored now, very closely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted July 12, 2022 Report Share Posted July 12, 2022 12 hours ago, Frank said: CB it’s extraordinary that my frozen fictitious wife is still doing the rounds after eleven years. Yes I’m worried. 11 years! Fucking hell, that Beko freezer you've got her stashed in must be just about ready to give up the ghost, quite literally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted July 12, 2022 Report Share Posted July 12, 2022 10 hours ago, Frank said: I feel a stone lighter. I do need to see someone about my bumhole. That's definitely Aids. Not surprising after you're behaviour at pride the other day. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 12, 2022 Report Share Posted July 12, 2022 1 hour ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: That's definitely Aids. Not surprising after you're behaviour at pride the other day. Lol OCR, why do you think Frank's 'new wife' is Dutch. Within a month she will be resleeving his capacious arsehole with gouda, and dildo fucking him. When on the vinegar strokes, it will smell like a toasted cheese sandwich under a hot grill. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted July 12, 2022 Report Share Posted July 12, 2022 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: OCR, why do you think Frank's 'new wife' is Dutch. Within a month she will be resleeving his capacious arsehole with gouda, and dildo fucking him. When on the vinegar strokes, it will smell like a toasted cheese sandwich under a hot grill. @Frank like most of us, is feeling the pinch lately. I can only assume what with his exotic taste in cheese etc, he's smuggling whole Gouda into the UK, hidden in his vast arsehole cavity. Having a Dutch wife helps the skinny rake get around any British/EU post Brexit travel issues. I feel sorry for her, the man will use anybody and anything for his own benefit. Apparently he stuffed 7 of these up there on his last trip. https://images.app.goo.gl/gxvByNBirBZJet3N9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted July 14, 2022 Report Share Posted July 14, 2022 On 11/07/2022 at 21:37, Frank said: There's nothing on my head. It's my silver/grey chest and pubic hair. I've had to tidy myself up, CB.. it's such an awful mess down there. I've got all this fucking matted hair and bits of shit around my bumhole, and my wurlies are longer than my dick. The carefully cultivated character of the GQ reading fashionista has been completely shattered by the above post. I'd wager heavily that the magazine features numerous adverts for body hair trimmers (we all know that you're follicley challenged on the bonce due to being either stupid or brave enough to put your face on camera) and no doubt features various articles on the prevention of razor cuts on the bollocks. Move with the fucking times and shave it down to a grade one. The Dutch skirt will appreciate it and so will your micro cock! I'm also not entirely convinced that it's turd encrusted around your arsehole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 13, 2023 Report Share Posted February 13, 2023 On 11/07/2022 at 19:36, Frank said: I’m on my way to the fête des tripes de Auvergne with my new wife in my new old Peugeot 504 coupe. Honestly, Withers, as I sit here on le shuttle with this pretty young thing, life really couldn’t be better.🕺 @Decimus , you stupid, non-researching, out of touch cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 13, 2023 Report Share Posted February 13, 2023 10 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: @Decimus , you stupid, non-researching, out of touch cunt. Pretty young thing? I wonder what his name was and what’s the legal age for arse buggery in France? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 13, 2023 Report Share Posted February 13, 2023 8 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: what’s the legal age for arse buggery in France? 14 if your name is Roman Polanski. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 13, 2023 Report Share Posted February 13, 2023 19 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: @Decimus , you stupid, non-researching, out of touch cunt. Mark me, he'll end up regretting this if I've got anything to do with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 13, 2023 Report Share Posted February 13, 2023 Just now, King Billy said: 14 if your name is Roman Polanski. Lol Hollywoods elite still scramble to work with this child raping weasely little Jew cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 13, 2023 Report Share Posted February 13, 2023 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: Lol Hollywoods elite still scramble to work with this child raping weasely little Jew cunt. It’s not really acting for most of them though as that’s what they do all the time at home in Hollywood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 13, 2023 Report Share Posted February 13, 2023 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: It’s not really acting for most of them though as that’s what they do all the time at home in Hollywood. I had a good joke involving Roman Polanski and Jimmy Saville walking into a bar But it occurred to me that they wouldn't be somewhere where there wouldn't be minors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 13, 2023 Report Share Posted February 13, 2023 49 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I had a good joke involving Roman Polanski and Jimmy Saville walking into a bar But it occurred to me that they wouldn't be somewhere where there wouldn't be minors. Indeed, Jimmy used to work down t'pit according to his Wikipedia page. Lolololol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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