Guest Timmy Posted April 18, 2022 Report Share Posted April 18, 2022 Why do they always go up top deck? Go on any DD bus in the UK and you'll find a mixture of the simple, mentally ill and deviants exclusively contained on the top deck. Why do they all gravitate towards the top deck? Maybe they think there on a plane, a ship, who knows? But they ruin an otherwise enjoyable experience. Spastic nonce cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 18, 2022 Report Share Posted April 18, 2022 1 minute ago, Timmy said: Why do they always go up top deck? Go on any DD bus in the UK and you'll find a mixture of the simple, mentally ill and deviants exclusively contained on the top deck. Why do they all gravitate towards the top deck? Maybe they think there on a plane, a ship, who knows? But they ruin an otherwise enjoyable experience. Spastic nonce cunts. they're you thick cunt. Wannabe top deck twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted April 18, 2022 Report Share Posted April 18, 2022 @Timmy Tell a story. Did you have an experience on the top deck of a bus? Did someone try to slip you some bratwurst? Are you a failed suicide bomber? Make an effort. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 18, 2022 Report Share Posted April 18, 2022 44 minutes ago, Timmy said: Why do they always go up top deck? Go on any DD bus in the UK and you'll find a mixture of the simple, mentally ill and deviants exclusively contained on the top deck. Why do they all gravitate towards the top deck? Maybe they think there on a plane, a ship, who knows? But they ruin an otherwise enjoyable experience. Spastic nonce cunts. I wouldn’t know, only children and the unemployed travel on buses, get fucked. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 18, 2022 Report Share Posted April 18, 2022 10 minutes ago, Eddie said: Only children and the unemployed travel on buses The last time I travelled regularly on a double decker was the school bus, and I would invariably be on the top deck as (a) that’s where the cool hard kids went and (b) urban legend had it that someone once saw a topless lady in her upstairs bedroom as the bus went past her house. I never did see those tits, but the hope never died. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted April 18, 2022 Report Share Posted April 18, 2022 1 hour ago, Timmy said: Why do they always go up top deck? Go on any DD bus in the UK and you'll find a mixture of the simple, mentally ill and deviants exclusively contained on the top deck. Why do they all gravitate towards the top deck? Maybe they think there on a plane, a ship, who knows? But they ruin an otherwise enjoyable experience. Spastic nonce cunts. Hi new corner member - Timmy - how are you finding the corner? Spastic cannot drive, they sit on the top deck of buses making noises because they think they are driving it. Love ProfB XXX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 18, 2022 Report Share Posted April 18, 2022 Only cunts travel on buses, do you lick the windows whilst your up there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted April 18, 2022 Report Share Posted April 18, 2022 51 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: The last time I travelled regularly on a double decker was the school bus, and I would invariably be on the top deck as (a) that’s where the cool hard kids went and (b) urban legend had it that someone once saw a topless lady in her upstairs bedroom as the bus went past her house. I never did see those tits, but the hope never died. My school bus was a single deck, the cool kids sat at the back. Bullies kicked & punched me - I am so done with buses. I next got myself a moped, then a motorbike & I was too kool for skool I am licensed to ride a motorcycle with a pillion - not big Kazza, she's to scared to get on the back anyway, just as well, as i don't have to subtly tell her, my suspension will be bolloxed if she tried to mount my bike. 🚌 Love ProfB XXX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 18, 2022 Report Share Posted April 18, 2022 1 hour ago, ProfB said: Spastic cannot drive, they sit on the top deck of buses making noises because they think they are driving it. The voice of frequent experience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted April 18, 2022 Report Share Posted April 18, 2022 Hiya Deco? 1 minute ago, Decimus said: The voice of frequent experience. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 18, 2022 Report Share Posted April 18, 2022 1 hour ago, ProfB said: My school bus was a single deck, the cool kids sat at the back. Bullies kicked & punched me - I am so done with buses. I next got myself a moped, then a motorbike & I was too kool for skool I am licensed to ride a motorcycle with a pillion - not big Kazza, she's to scared to get on the back anyway, just as well, as i don't have to subtly tell her, my suspension will be bolloxed if she tried to mount my bike. 🚌 Love ProfB XXX Fascinating Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted April 18, 2022 Report Share Posted April 18, 2022 I initially thought this was about divvies drinking cans of 80's pop thinking they were hard because it had alcohol in it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 18, 2022 Report Share Posted April 18, 2022 35 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I initially thought this was about divvies drinking cans of 80's pop thinking they were hard because it had alcohol in it. This 'nom' had absolutely nothing to do with alcohol until you came along. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted April 18, 2022 Report Share Posted April 18, 2022 It takes a very sad cunt to call a bus journey an enjoyable experience... Timbo, this site isn't for you pal. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 18, 2022 Report Share Posted April 18, 2022 4 hours ago, Timmy said: Why do they always go up top deck? Go on any DD bus in the UK and you'll find a mixture of the simple, mentally ill and deviants exclusively contained on the top deck. Why do they all gravitate towards the top deck? Maybe they think there on a plane, a ship, who knows? But they ruin an otherwise enjoyable experience. Spastic nonce cunts. Retarded peasant cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 18, 2022 Report Share Posted April 18, 2022 5 hours ago, Timmy said: Why do they always go up top deck? Go on any DD bus in the UK and you'll find a mixture of the simple, mentally ill and deviants exclusively contained on the top deck. Why do they all gravitate towards the top deck? Maybe they think there on a plane, a ship, who knows? But they ruin an otherwise enjoyable experience. Spastic nonce cunts. I hate you Butler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 18, 2022 Report Share Posted April 18, 2022 5 hours ago, Timmy said: Go on any DD bus in the UK and you'll find a mixture of the simple, mentally ill and deviants exclusively contained on the top deck. At least you’ll be with all your friends and family. What’s your point? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 18, 2022 Report Share Posted April 18, 2022 2 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I initially thought this was about divvies drinking cans of 80's pop thinking they were hard because it had alcohol in it. Have you got anything to do with DCs aggressive and obviously drunken rantings over the past few days CBB? Just asking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 18, 2022 Report Share Posted April 18, 2022 Move along to the front you cunts. There's room for two more standing. Ding ding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted April 19, 2022 Report Share Posted April 19, 2022 12 hours ago, Neil said: Only cunts travel on buses, do you lick the windows whilst your up there? That means that you travel on omnibuses daily. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted April 19, 2022 Report Share Posted April 19, 2022 14 hours ago, Eddie said: I wouldn’t know, only children and the unemployed travel on buses, get fucked. Also the retired because they get a bus pass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 19, 2022 Report Share Posted April 19, 2022 10 hours ago, King Billy said: Have you got anything to do with DCs aggressive and obviously drunken rantings over the past few days CBB? Just asking. May your Magyar molars turn green and fall out the day after the guarantee expires. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parabolic Cunting Posted April 19, 2022 Report Share Posted April 19, 2022 15 hours ago, ProfB said: My school bus was a single deck, the cool kids sat at the back. Bullies kicked & punched me - I am so done with buses. I next got myself a moped, then a motorbike & I was too kool for skool I am licensed to ride a motorcycle with a pillion - not big Kazza, she's to scared to get on the back anyway, just as well, as i don't have to subtly tell her, my suspension will be bolloxed if she tried to mount my bike. 🚌 Love ProfB XXX I enjoy your posts profB, even if nobody else does. Absolutely fucking bananas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 19, 2022 Report Share Posted April 19, 2022 9 hours ago, Parabolic Cunting said: I enjoy your posts profB, even if nobody else does. Absolutely fucking bananas. Entertaining, surreal, completely hatstand. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Timmy Posted April 30, 2022 Report Share Posted April 30, 2022 On 18/04/2022 at 18:11, Eddie said: I wouldn’t know, only children and the unemployed travel on buses, get fucked. You black bastards are always on the top deck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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