pegleg Posted May 22, 2022 Report Share Posted May 22, 2022 I was hoping she'd marry into the freakazoid royal family Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 22, 2022 Report Share Posted May 22, 2022 10 hours ago, pegleg said: I was hoping she'd marry into the freakazoid royal family Get an avatar cripple. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 22, 2022 Report Share Posted May 22, 2022 35 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Get a avatar cripple. Get a grasp of basic English, you crippling estate agent. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted May 23, 2022 Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 7 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Get a avatar cripple. 'an' avatar. Fuckstick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 23, 2022 Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 9 hours ago, Wolfie said: Get a grasp of basic English, you crippling estate agent. One hoooondreddd N Eeeeehhhhtehhh. Darts Wanker. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted May 23, 2022 Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 11 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: One hoooondreddd N Eeeeehhhhtehhh. Darts Wanker. Welcome back, Punkers. It's curious that the spread of the monkey pox plague has accelerated since you were released. Are you patient zero? What's it like to wake up with what appears to be a freshly melted magnum classic dribbling out of your arsehole every day? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 28, 2022 Report Share Posted May 28, 2022 On 21/05/2022 at 14:45, Eddie said: I bet you loved living with other men, especially shower time, perv. No i fucking hated it, Ed. Depriving a man of his liberty is soul crushing, but it sounds like your kind of thing. Shower in your boxer shorts for a modicum of dignity. I'll put a word in with a few of the lads that you're worth a few quid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 28, 2022 Report Share Posted May 28, 2022 18 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: No i fucking hated it, Ed. Depriving a man of his liberty is soul crushing, but it sounds like your kind of thing. Shower in your boxer shorts for a modicum of dignity. I'll put a word in with a few of the lads that you're worth a few quid. Drug dealers should be shot, you deserved every single minute of your sentence, filth. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 28, 2022 Report Share Posted May 28, 2022 45 minutes ago, Eddie said: Drug dealers should be shot, you deserved every single minute of your sentence, filth. Along with racists pretending to be black, dickhead! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 28, 2022 Report Share Posted May 28, 2022 On 19/05/2022 at 21:21, Eddie said: Ginger bob is a nonce, did you lend him a copy of razzle when you was ‘behind the door’ together? You're playing your avatar to perfection, Eddie. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 28, 2022 Report Share Posted May 28, 2022 54 minutes ago, Eddie said: Drug dealers should be shot, you deserved every single minute of your sentence, filth. Clever. Have your whole family executed. Then you alone inherit the tin shack in Rwanda and the family mango peeler. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 29, 2022 Report Share Posted May 29, 2022 On 22/05/2022 at 22:37, Wolfie said: Get a grasp of basic English, you crippling estate agent. Check out his ‘tribal mutilation’ submission yesterday. Public school my arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted May 29, 2022 Report Share Posted May 29, 2022 On 22/05/2022 at 22:01, Earl of Punkape said: Get an avatar cripple. WTF do you look like in your avatar? A piece of dog shit that escaped the poop bag & dried out it the sun fart planet face. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 30, 2022 Report Share Posted May 30, 2022 On 28/05/2022 at 22:00, Eddie said: Drug dealers should be shot, you deserved every single minute of your sentence, filth. We're unlikely to ever cross paths due to you folding easier than a Margate deckchair, but here's a little food for thought! You've been warned, Ed. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 30, 2022 Report Share Posted May 30, 2022 3 hours ago, Major Cunt said: We're unlikely to ever cross paths due to you folding easier than a Margate deckchair, but here's a little food for thought! You've been warned, Ed. Most heroin addicts are scrawny little sods, I recon I could bash you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 30, 2022 Report Share Posted May 30, 2022 1 hour ago, Eddie said: Most heroin addicts are scrawny little sods, I recon I could bash you. I'd arrange a straightner but you're a notorious bottler, and i don't fancy catching aids from a crackhead! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 30, 2022 Report Share Posted May 30, 2022 On 29/05/2022 at 09:17, Dyslexic cnut said: Public school my arse. Oops! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 30, 2022 Report Share Posted May 30, 2022 On 29/05/2022 at 22:13, ProfB said: WTF do you look like in your avatar? A piece of dog shit that escaped the poop bag & dried out it the sun fart planet face. You seem to get very aggressive around about this time every month ProfB. All my ex wives did too. It may be that you need to try a different brand of coffee. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted May 30, 2022 Report Share Posted May 30, 2022 2 hours ago, Major Cunt said: I'd arrange a straightner but you're a notorious bottler, and i don't fancy catching aids from a crackhead! Don't waste your time on no show Ed..mind you if you don't mind the trip, then you will have a better chance at catching up with Edward at the Calais refugee camp. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 31, 2022 Report Share Posted May 31, 2022 14 hours ago, Major Cunt said: I'd arrange a straightner but you're a notorious bottler, and i don't fancy catching aids from a crackhead! Get fends and arrange it, I’ll knock some sense into the pair of you at the same time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 31, 2022 Report Share Posted May 31, 2022 25 minutes ago, Eddie said: Get fends and arrange it, I’ll knock some sense into the pair of you at the same time. Bend has been neutralised. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 31, 2022 Report Share Posted May 31, 2022 3 hours ago, Eddie said: Get fends and arrange it, I’ll knock some sense into the pair of you at the same time. I've been sparring with @Jake The Muss and he's a formidable opponent. Bring Fatty along and we can straighten it all out, Ed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted May 31, 2022 Report Share Posted May 31, 2022 18 hours ago, King Billy said: You seem to get very aggressive around about this time every month ProfB. All my ex wives did too. It may be that you need to try a different brand of coffee. It was the new Moon & I was clearing my chakras, unblocking my feminine energy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 31, 2022 Report Share Posted May 31, 2022 14 minutes ago, ProfB said: It was the new Moon & I was clearing my chakras, unblocking my feminine energy. Chakra Khan Chakra Khan 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 31, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2022 8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Chakra Khan Chakra Khan Have you got the bunting and flags out Eric? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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