Mental Health

[Mike Hunt]

7 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

They're a rather friendly lot Eric, unlike the generally moody/paranoid cunts in London. For example, I was strolling down Oxford Street and some Gucci wearing slapper got all annoyed when I tried to put my hand in her bag (to check the leather out)... I did the same in the west country and the shell suit wearing lady didn't give a fuck, away with the clouds the was, only had methadone in her bag and some needles. 

 

Were you admiring her crotchet? 

[Eric Cuntman]

2 minutes ago, Mike Hunt said:

Were you admiring her crotchet? 

Hooked

[Old Chap Raasclaat]

10 minutes ago, Mike Hunt said:

Were you admiring her crotchet? 

I tried to but didn't have time... As her mumbling was only a quarter note. What with the dribbling, pissing and shitting herself... I had to get away. 

[Wolfie]

26 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Blimey, Neil. You don't half get around. Italy one week (wanking over the private chef) and now Sandbanks (more wanking). What with your vast disposable income, have you thought about getting a bit on the side, and less wanking? I know someone, who knows someone, who's cousin's friends Aunts Husband can get you all kinds of Ladies, willing to overlook you being a fat fucker and wank you off all day for a bit of your hard earned. Let me know via PM, discretion is guaranteed. 

When he says he 'hates every cunt he knows', I believe him. But I also believe he hates some more than others, and I fear I'm squarely in this category. Since he allowed my piss-taking to permeate his exceptionally thin skin, he called me a 'cunt' and seldom responds or awards likes. I made some quip years ago about my ex-partner haunting my old cottage, when the skidmarks in my bachelor's bog started to miraculously disappear, which was the last time he offered some acknowledgement. I hope his missus gets more attention after he's downed a tray of Viagra with a trough of Carling.

[Neil]

8 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

When he says he 'hates every cunt he knows', I believe him. But I also believe he hates some more than others, and I fear I'm squarely in this category. Since he allowed my piss-taking to permeate his exceptionally thin skin, he called me a 'cunt' and seldom responds or awards likes. I made some quip years ago about my ex-partner haunting my old cottage, when the skidmarks in my bachelor's bog started to miraculously disappear, which was the last time he offered some acknowledgement. I hope his missus gets more attention after he's downed a tray of Viagra with a trough of Carling.

I'm not sure if I've ever been 'hurt' by words on here Wolfster, yes I've called one or two a cunt but I'd take it as a show of affection if I were you, you cunt.

[Old Chap Raasclaat]

6 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

When he says he 'hates every cunt he knows', I believe him. But I also believe he hates some more than others, and I fear I'm squarely in this category. Since he allowed my piss-taking to permeate his exceptionally thin skin, he called me a 'cunt' and seldom responds or awards likes. I made some quip years ago about my ex-partner haunting my old cottage, when the skidmarks in my bachelor's bog started to miraculously disappear, which was the last time he offered some acknowledgement. I hope his missus gets more attention after he's downed a tray of Viagra with a trough of Carling.

I've noticed he's very tight with his likes Wolfie. He awarded me one (and possibly the only one) the other day for a nomination I posted. If what he posts is true, then the fat cunt definitely has a few quid so I don't understand his bitterness. I hope I'm not as miserable as him at an age where you should be enjoying life after years of work. Cheer up @Neil, you miserable, tight fucking cunt. Lol.

[Dyslexic cnut]

2 hours ago, Neil said:

I'm off to Sandbanks to do the same this weekend. I will probably leave just as cynical and apathetic as I arrived but in between the drinking,wanking and general 'couldn't give a fuck' state if mind will surely be a welcome break from the cunts that surround me on a daily basis. I am 3 years off retiring officially but giving it a good go now and for the last few years. I have long been accused of being too laid back but I find myself becoming less and less tolerant with others daily. In fact I hate every cunt that I know , I just tolerate others a bit more than most. I hope that helps?

I’m turning into my vile old fella, Neil. Two days before he died, aged 83, an older bloke asked to sit in a spare chair next to him in the pub. ‘No problem son’ replied Dad. ‘Son? You called me son? I’ll have you know that I’m 92years of age’ said the by now, indignant older man. Dad replied…’well you know what they say, “only the good die young” so that makes you one horrible Cunt…now fuck off!’ He lasted one day as a greeter at Asda btw…true!

[King Billy]

1 hour ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

They're a rather friendly lot Eric, unlike the generally moody/paranoid cunts in London. For example, I was strolling down Oxford Street and some Gucci wearing slapper got all annoyed when I tried to put my hand in her bag (to check the leather out)... I did the same in the West Country and the shell suit wearing lady didn't give a fuck, away with the clouds she was, only had methadone in her bag and some needles. A much better experience. 

 

‘Pint of scrumpy blaad. Man want it flaming with a bamboo umbrella on top, you get me? Boomba claat.’

‘Oh and one of those rather delicious looking Cornish pasties and a pickled egg please young man’.

[Neil]

15 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

I’m turning into my vile old fella, Neil. Two days before he died, aged 83, an older bloke asked to sit in a spare chair next to him in the pub. ‘No problem son’ replied Dad. ‘Son? You called me son? I’ll have you know that I’m 92years of age’ said the by now, indignant older man. Dad replied…’well you know what they say, “only the good die young” so that makes you one horrible Cunt…now fuck off!’ He lasted one day as a greeter at Asda btw…true!

He sounds like a fucking top geezer to me. 

[Dyslexic cnut]

18 minutes ago, Neil said:

He sounds like a fucking top geezer to me. 

I was having a wall built and I came home to find the brickie a bit out of sorts. ‘Some old fella smoking rollies has been around today, a horrible Cunt, do you know him?’ I thought, oh fuck it’s me auld fella (who was a very highly qualified engineer who thought that every other trade was semi-skilled at best.) I said ‘why, what did he say?’ Apparently, he looked at this poor fucker’s work, shook his head and walked off. ‘Have you got a problem with my work, mate?’ Asked the brickie, to which the auld fella replied…’listen son, if they hung you for being a bricklayer…you’d die an innocent man!’ One Cunt he was.

[Neil]

He sounds like a right cunt,I like him

[Old Chap Raasclaat]

On 26/09/2023 at 18:48, Neil said:

I'm off to Sandbanks to do the same this weekend. I will probably leave just as cynical and apathetic as I arrived but in between the drinking,wanking and general 'couldn't give a fuck' state if mind will surely be a welcome break from the cunts that surround me on a daily basis. I am 3 years off retiring officially but giving it a good go now and for the last few years. I have long been accused of being too laid back but I find myself becoming less and less tolerant with others daily. In fact I hate every cunt that I know , I just tolerate others a bit more than most. I hope that helps?

I appreciate your honesty Neil, getting on in age does decrease one's patience with people. I too hate most cunts, black, white, fat, anorexic... I don't care. Most can go fuck themselves. 

Getting older is a right cunt, however, It's how you feel in your heart. 

 

[cuntspotter]

On 17/07/2023 at 18:54, Penny Farthing said:

Whilst we on the subject of mental health .. what are your thoughts about people who say that they have been abducted by aliens and taken aboard flying saucers?

I was terrified when it happened to me……

[Last Cunt Standing]

Returning to mental health for a moment, I stumbled across this video, a collaboration from Samaritans and Norwich City. The point they are making is fairly straightforward, but I can’t help but wonder if the subtext is you have to have a mental health issue to support Norwich City. Perhaps @Decimus can enlighten us, between packing his Colmans memorabilia into tea chests?

Incidentally, and this has nothing to do with my (very robust) mental health, Me and the wife are hitting the road shortly to do The Big Lap, a 15,000km circle of Australia, popular with the army of grey nomads I guess we now join. Bucket list tick. You’ll hear even less from me than usual, which I’m sure is a disappointment. 

I did contemplate libelling half the contributors with the n word and finding out what Roops keeps in her dungeon, but on reflection, I’d rather not know. 

Don’t burn the place down while I’m gone. See you in February. 

[Cuntybaws]

10 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Me and the wife are hitting the road shortly to do The Big Lap, a 15,000km circle of Australia, popular with the army of grey nomads I guess we now join. Bucket list tick. You’ll hear even less from me than usual, which I’m sure is a disappointment. 

If I wanted to roam the outermost fringes of civilization and encounter incomprehensible and savage natives I'd do the North Coast 500 again. 15,000km and 3-4 months seems somewhat excessive - I bet you don't even get haggis with your fried breakfast every morning.

[Penny Farthing]

8 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

If I wanted to roam the outermost fringes of civilization and encounter incomprehensible and savage natives I'd do the North Coast 500 again. 15,000km and 3-4 months seems somewhat excessive - I bet you don't even get haggis with your fried breakfast every morning.

The south island of New Zealand is a good substitute.

[Witheredscrote]

1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said:

If I wanted to roam the outermost fringes of civilization and encounter incomprehensible and savage natives I'd do the North Coast 500 again. 15,000km and 3-4 months seems somewhat excessive - I bet you don't even get haggis with your fried breakfast every morning.

A pint of heavy in Durness, and exploring Smoo Cave is about all the excitement I needed. Especially when the locals were rutting.

[and]

On 28/09/2023 at 11:15, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

It's how you feel in your heart. 

You have a heart?

Black, I presume?

 

[and]

On 29/09/2023 at 22:31, cuntspotter said:

I was terrified when it happened to me…

They obviously provided wi-fi in their saucer.

[Cuntybaws]

1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said:

A pint of heavy in Durness, and exploring Smoo Cave is about all the excitement I needed. Especially when the locals were rutting.

I can strongly recommend the spiced rum from the North Point distillery near Thurso. Drinking at least one bottle is de rigeur before driving the Drumbeg loop.

[Witheredscrote]

4 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

I can strongly recommend the spiced rum from the North Point distillery near Thurso. Drinking at least one bottle is de rigeur before driving the Drumbeg loop.

There was a small grocery shop in Drumbeg that sold 'local' 12 year whisky @ 55.3 proof. I still have a bottle, which is now 33 years old. I am going to drink it when Frank actually does die.

[King Billy]

21 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Returning to mental health for a moment, I stumbled across this video, a collaboration from Samaritans and Norwich City. The point they are making is fairly straightforward, but I can’t help but wonder if the subtext is you have to have a mental health issue to support Norwich City. Perhaps @Decimus can enlighten us, between packing his Colmans memorabilia into tea chests?

Incidentally, and this has nothing to do with my (very robust) mental health, Me and the wife are hitting the road shortly to do The Big Lap, a 15,000km circle of Australia, popular with the army of grey nomads I guess we now join. Bucket list tick. You’ll hear even less from me than usual, which I’m sure is a disappointment. 

I did contemplate libelling half the contributors with the n word and finding out what Roops keeps in her dungeon, but on reflection, I’d rather not know. 

Don’t burn the place down while I’m gone. See you in February. 

Can I sponsor you to do a couple more laps without stopping? 

[King Billy]

21 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

The Big Lap, a 15,000km circle of Australia,

A bit like doing a 360’ walk around inspection of Roops massive arse (after she’s talked herself into a state of total exhaustion, can’t find anyone else anywhere to argue with, and collapsed with a self satisfied grin on her ginger stubbled boat race.