Eric Cuntman Posted July 19, 2023 Report Share Posted July 19, 2023 33 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Low Chaparral ‘Small John Cannon’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted July 19, 2023 Report Share Posted July 19, 2023 3 hours ago, Mike Hunt said: Walt Disney productions is completely revising Snow White and the Seven Dwarves to replace the dwarves with "magical creatures" of varying height, ethnicity and "multi-gender" (whatever the fuck that's supposed to mean). So by being "inclusive", the Disney cunts are actually excluding the dwarves that should have been represented, aside from the fact it was supposed to be all about the dwarves. This is just fucking nuts. And then there are the revised names to consider. I can always hope they'll retain a modicum of realism with Wokey, Golly, Dykey, Freaky, Tranny, Faggy and Mongy. https://www.gbnews.com/celebrity/walt-disney-latest-snow-white-woke-cancel-culture So does this mean Peter Dinkledge is the Dwarf King and his word is law? Or is Warick Davis going to put him back in his place by breaking his tiny legs with a little sledgehammer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 19, 2023 Report Share Posted July 19, 2023 10 minutes ago, Roadkill said: So does this mean Peter Dinkledge is the Dwarf King and his word is law? Or is Warick Davis going to put him back in his place by breaking his tiny legs with a little sledgehammer? Let ‘The Devil Doll’ have him. ”don’t fuck with the Chuck” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted July 19, 2023 Report Share Posted July 19, 2023 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I wish I could remember the name of the comedy western that featured an all dwarf cast. They were running under saloon doors and forming human pyramids to get up on horses. Fucking hilarious. There y'go: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:The_Terror_of_Tiny_Town.webm Even with half a bottle of irony, you won't stick more than 5 minutes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 19, 2023 Report Share Posted July 19, 2023 "How far away are they?"....quality! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 19, 2023 Report Share Posted July 19, 2023 14 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: There y'go: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:The_Terror_of_Tiny_Town.webm Even with half a bottle of irony, you won't stick more than 5 minutes. Superb. On the same level as ‘Freaks’ and ‘Reefer Madness’. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 19, 2023 Report Share Posted July 19, 2023 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: So does this mean Peter Dinkledge is the Dwarf King and his word is law? Or is Warick Davis going to put him back in his place by breaking his tiny legs with a little sledgehammer? Warwick Davis is no better than Dinklock. Karl Pilkington phoned him on one of his ‘Idiot Abroad’ documentaries, to tell him about an Asian tourist attraction. A miniature town where a couple of dozen dwarves worked and lived, earning revenue from paying visitors. Warwick Davis started yelling… ‘’no it’s not good Karl! Those people are being exploited!” To which Karl quite rightly replied… ”Oh so it’s okay for you to make money, prancing around dressed as a teddy bear in Star Wars!?, but it’s not ok for them!..” 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 19, 2023 Report Share Posted July 19, 2023 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: The Good the Bad and the Tiny The Little Bunch Low Chaparral Small in the Saddle The Small T The Little Small Man Dances with dwarves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 19, 2023 Report Share Posted July 19, 2023 9 hours ago, Zev said: Sadly this isn't possible, due to the fact that as they are cryogenically incapcitated their brain will never reach maturity. Basically, they will be thirty/forty somethings, with the brains of petulant teenagers, a bit like @Decimus and @Wolfie As usual, it didn't take long to discover yet more obsessive name-drops. The obvious psychology here is that if something bothers you, then you respond precisely in this way (as you have done for months). You're just so easy to provoke, Mr Shit, and it's almost addictive! Isn't that right, you easily-riled, angry, bumhole-infatuated Scheissführer? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 19, 2023 Report Share Posted July 19, 2023 10 minutes ago, Wolfie said: As usual, it didn't take long to discover yet more obsessive name-drops. The obvious psychology here is that if something bothers you, then you respond precisely in this way (as you have done for months). You're just so easy to provoke, Mr Shit, and it's almost addictive! Isn't that right, you easily-riled, angry, bumhole-infatuated Scheissführer? Apparently he takes great pleasure in fuckin' ignoring us! Lololol LOLLOL LOLLLLLLLL. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 19, 2023 Report Share Posted July 19, 2023 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Warwick Davis is no better than Dinklock. Karl Pilkington phoned him on one of his ‘Idiot Abroad’ documentaries, to tell him about an Asian tourist attraction. A miniature town where a couple of dozen dwarves worked and lived, earning revenue from paying visitors. Warwick Davis started yelling… ‘’no it’s not good Karl! Those people are being exploited!” To which Karl quite rightly replied… ”Oh so it’s okay for you to make money, prancing around dressed as a teddy bear in Star Wars!?, but it’s not ok for them!..” So he wasn't Happy then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 19, 2023 Report Share Posted July 19, 2023 8 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: So he wasn't Happy then? I know you nicked that from a John Bercow story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted July 20, 2023 Author Report Share Posted July 20, 2023 How about the old series for small viewers - Mary, Mungo and Midget. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 20, 2023 Report Share Posted July 20, 2023 33 minutes ago, Mike Hunt said: How about the old series for small viewers - Mary, Mungo and Midget. I don’t remember that one. It was Zippy, George and Bungle. They were being nonced up by Geoffrey, who encouraged them to play with their ‘twangers’.. and there were 3 people called Rod, Jane and Fliddy, and they were all shagging each other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 20, 2023 Report Share Posted July 20, 2023 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I don’t remember that one. It was Zippy, George and Bungle. They were being nonced up by Geoffrey, who encouraged them to play with their ‘twangers’.. and there were 3 people called Rod, Jane and Fliddy, and they were all shagging each other. Technically it wasn't noncing because they were adult. Bungle and George were deffo light on their feet and Zippy I reckon was a sexual deviant. Him and Freddie spit roasted Jane. Well that's the video I saw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted July 20, 2023 Report Share Posted July 20, 2023 On 19/07/2023 at 14:49, camberwell gypsy said: Blame that cunt Peter 'Dinky' Dinklage for this sort of shit. He's the one who came out and fucked it up for Dwarfs. I just hope Snow White kicks his arse when he gets home tonight. Came here to say this exact thing, the egotistical prick fucked it all up for midgets so he can have monopoly on the midget genre soon we will have a time bandits remake and it's just this cunt in every role. Only use for midgets is being thrown into a dartboard like in the wolf of wallstreet for our own amusement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 20, 2023 Report Share Posted July 20, 2023 1 minute ago, Snowy said: Came here to say this exact thing, the egotistical prick fucked it all up for midgets so he can have monopoly on the midget genre soon we will have a time bandits remake and it's just this cunt in every role. Only use for midgets is being thrown into a dartboard like in the wolf of wallstreet for our own amusement. It can be done. Look at the Willy Wonka remake! The little indian fellow played all the oompah loompahs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 20, 2023 Report Share Posted July 20, 2023 4 minutes ago, Snowy said: Came here to say this exact thing, the egotistical prick fucked it all up for midgets so he can have monopoly on the midget genre soon we will have a time bandits remake and it's just this cunt in every role. Only use for midgets is being thrown into a dartboard like in the wolf of wallstreet for our own amusement. There speaks a man who remembers Ozzy Osbourne’s 1980s controversies. Alice Cooper was into midget abuse on stage as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted July 20, 2023 Report Share Posted July 20, 2023 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: It can be done. Look at the Willy Wonka remake! The little indian fellow played all the oompah loompahs. Hugh Grant now in the remake. Where's Dinklage outrage here . MLM midgets lives matter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 20, 2023 Report Share Posted July 20, 2023 4 hours ago, Snowy said: Hugh Grant now in the remake. Where's Dinklage outrage here . MLM midgets lives matter. Denser than a suet pudding. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 21, 2023 Report Share Posted July 21, 2023 6 hours ago, Frank said: Denser than a suet pudding. Have pity on him. Snowy is one of Snow White's Dwarves. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 21, 2023 Report Share Posted July 21, 2023 14 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: Have pity on him. Snowy is one of Snow White's Dwarves. Pull your zip up. The beast is trying to escape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted July 21, 2023 Report Share Posted July 21, 2023 21 hours ago, Frank said: Denser than a suet pudding. Glad your sticking to the topic at hand Frank like usual. Talking of dinner's, by the main church in Birmingham they had a worlds food festival today , I partook in the festivities untill I got to the greek one ,it wasn't the food put me off,they was all asian . 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 21, 2023 Report Share Posted July 21, 2023 Just now, Snowy said: Glad your sticking to the topic at hand Frank like usual. Talking of dinner's, by the main church in Birmingham they had a worlds food festival today , I partook in the festivities untill I got to the greek one ,it wasn't the food put me off,they was all asian . You probably just didn’t see the hairy Hellenic benders thrusting back and forward behind them with their elasticated trousers around their bony ankles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 23, 2023 Report Share Posted July 23, 2023 On 21/07/2023 at 00:24, Frank said: Denser than a suet pudding. Idiotic old poof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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