Ed's dead, baby. Ed's dead

[Eric Cuntman]

3 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

Eddie's demise coincides with this weekend's NH Carnival, which is more than suspicious given his Afro-Caribbean roots. Commercial carwash tycoon by day, fried chicken street vendor at weekends.

It was brave, Ed, in an alcohol kind of way, I'll give you that. You'll have more time to walk your little pooch. If you did it on purpose to give yourself a breather for a while, then fair play. I guess we'll see you in a few months. Until such time...

 

Has Eddie got a dog as well? What sort?

[Wolfie]

Just now, Eric Cuntman said:

Has Eddie got a dog as well? What sort?

A red setter, I believe.

[Eric Cuntman]

6 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

A red setter, I believe.

Fuck that. 3 hours of mud removal when the orange Wookie cunt gets back from walkies. At least Frank’s anklesnapper can be fully cleaned with a baby wipe.

[Frank]

11 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

Eddie's demise coincides with this weekend's NH Carnival, which is more than suspicious given his Afro-Caribbean roots. Commercial carwash tycoon by day, fried chicken street vendor at weekends.

It was brave, Ed, in an alcohol kind of way, I'll give you that. You'll have more time to walk your little pooch. If you did it on purpose to give yourself a breather for a while, then fair play. I guess we'll see you in a few months. Until such time...

 

Wolfie, this doesn't work in any way, shape or form. 

[Old Chap Raasclaat]

8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Can it be true? Has the Gingernator atomised our Ed? Is @Old Chap Raasclaatnow the only person of colour left on our site? 

Forgive my late response CG, I've been on a flight Jamaica, as we are repatriating the body of our beloved Edward 'Eddie' Winston Clark... I haven't slept, what with organising the the nine night ceremony in Jamaica. I've also organised a 14 gun salute at Fort Charles, Port Royal and goodbye parties across the island. Eddie was a hero to the youth here, they all aspired to be an actor of his calibre... I remember fondly watching the youth walking around practicing his legendary EastEnders line 'Awwwight Pat, Carol's left me, elp me aaaht'. It was also Eddie's wish for any financial donations to be sent directly into my bank account.

Thanks for creating such a thoughtful thread at this difficult time. 

 

 

 

[Dyslexic cnut]

5 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

Have you started working for the BBC?  Now he's dead, suddenly you all love him.  Bright, handsome, helpful, eco friendly, very good with children (5 packets of Werthers a week).  Get real for Christ's sake.

Reported.

[Wolfie]

19 minutes ago, Frank said:

Wolfie, this doesn't work in any way, shape or form. 

Thanks Frank. You know just how much I value your opinion when it comes to commenting.

[Decimus]

13 minutes ago, Frank said:

Wolfie, this doesn't work in any way, shape or form. 

Ed PMd me shortly before going nuclear and he wasn't in a good way at all. He felt that this place had stagnated and the laughter was gone. 

I think we can all hold our hands up and admit that over the last few months we've been off our game, I'm big enough of a man to admit I certainly have been.

However, he seemed most upset with you and your total fucking lack of effort in recent weeks. When he saw Pen on the LB after your 16th consecutive 'like' granted for yet another "Are you ok Ape mate?" he finally snapped.

Not only can you consider yourself reported for shameless manipulation of the leaderboard, you can fully expect @Wolfie and I to double team your arsehole going forward until it's cavernous enough for you to stick your stupid, bald fucking head into it.

[Eric Cuntman]

16 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Forgive my late response CG, I've been on a flight Jamaica, as we are repatriating the body of our beloved Edward 'Eddie' Winston Clark... I haven't slept, what with organising the the nine night ceremony in Jamaica. I've also organised a 14 gun salute at Fort Charles, Port Royal and goodbye parties across the island. Eddie was a hero to the youth here, they all aspired to be an actor of his calibre... I remember fondly watching the youth walking around practicing his legendary EastEnders line 'Awwwight Pat, Carol's left me, elp me aaaht'. It was also Eddie's wish for any financial donations to be sent directly into my bank account.

Thanks for creating such a thoughtful thread at this difficult time. 

 

 

 

Did you video the bit where they played music and burned him behind the curtains?

[Snowy]

21 minutes ago, Frank said:

Wolfie, this doesn't work in any way, shape or form. 

Makes more sense than the bollocks you've been pumping out since walnut head.

 

[ChildeHarold]

The only reason he's fucked off is because he's been Fingered as the Tenerife arsonist along with a few of his West African mates. Cunts, fancy driving innocent Brits with their fucking dickie hearts and breathing problems, out of their villas then robbing them blind?  

[Neil]

43 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

A red setter, I believe.

A black labourer

[Eric Cuntman]

1 minute ago, ChildeHarold said:

The only reason he's fucked off is because he's been Fingered as the Tenerife arsonist along with a few of his West African mates. Cunts, fancy driving innocent Brits with their fucking dickie hearts and breathing problems, out of their villas then robbing them blind?  

He invented ‘steaming’.

[ChildeHarold]

1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said:

He invented ‘steaming’.

Underneath that Trevor Mcdonald type avatar lurks a criminal mastermind. 

[Old Chap Raasclaat]

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Did you video the bit where they played music and burned him behind the curtains?

Eric, the funerals all gone to shit. 

I knew Roops had been feeding him too much jerk chicken.  

[Last Cunt Standing]

3 hours ago, Decimus said:

you can fully expect @Wolfie and I to double team your arsehole going forward until it's cavernous enough for you to stick your stupid, bald fucking head into it.

Well now there’s an image. 

[Dyslexic cnut]

12 hours ago, Decimus said:

Ed PMd me shortly before going nuclear and he wasn't in a good way at all. He felt that this place had stagnated and the laughter was gone. 

I think we can all hold our hands up and admit that over the last few months we've been off our game, I'm big enough of a man to admit I certainly have been.

However, he seemed most upset with you and your total fucking lack of effort in recent weeks. When he saw Pen on the LB after your 16th consecutive 'like' granted for yet another "Are you ok Ape mate?" he finally snapped.

Not only can you consider yourself reported for shameless manipulation of the leaderboard, you can fully expect @Wolfie and I to double team your arsehole going forward until it's cavernous enough for you to stick your stupid, bald fucking head into it.

Weeks? It’s been years. All that talent and absolutely no work ethic to speak of. Now it’s led to the Corner being less racially diverse than it has been. 

[King Billy]

On 24/08/2023 at 11:46, Last Cunt Standing said:

He said the magic word! It must be quite disconcerting for him, taken out for using the N word. And by his missus, too. Cold. 

He PMd me last night. He’s not dead or banned. He’s gone away for his brothers stag do. Somewhere in Africa I think he said. Oh yeah that was it…Niger, wherever the fuck that is? 

[King Billy]

14 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Weeks? It’s been years. All that talent and absolutely no work ethic to speak of. Now it’s led to the Corner being less racially diverse than it has been. 

Less stabbings though.

[King Billy]

On 24/08/2023 at 19:48, Decimus said:

Not only can you consider yourself reported for shameless manipulation of the leaderboard, you can fully expect @Wolfie and I to double team your arsehole going forward until it's cavernous enough for you to stick your stupid, bald fucking head into it.

Don’t encourage him ffs. He’ll never do a Mitch if he thinks he’s got this much fun to look forward to Decs.

[Dyslexic cnut]

8 hours ago, King Billy said:

He PMd me last night. He’s not dead or banned. He’s gone away for his brothers stag do. Somewhere in Africa I think he said. Oh yeah that was it…Niger, wherever the fuck that is? 

It’s on the Rhöne, near Amsterdam. 🤣

[Dyslexic cnut]

On 24/08/2023 at 20:00, ChildeHarold said:

The only reason he's fucked off is because he's been Fingered as the Tenerife arsonist along with a few of his West African mates. Cunts, fancy driving innocent Brits with their fucking dickie hearts and breathing problems, out of their villas then robbing them blind?  

Not fuckin guilty.

[ChildeHarold]

1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Not fuckin guilty.

Which bit? 

[Jake The Muss]

On 24/08/2023 at 18:43, Eric Cuntman said:

Was it the pain in his lower back that caused his buttocks to retreat inwardly?

Eric, i hit poor Ed so hard that i could feel my fist playing with his kidney stones.

It surprised me.

[and]

On 24/08/2023 at 23:11, Last Cunt Standing said:

Well now there’s an image. 

It's all on tape, for showing at family get-togethers, Christmas, funerals and christenings etc.