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2 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

I didn’t know Rock Hudson cruised in Cornwall. 

I'm sure you masturbate furiously to his movies 

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2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

I'm going to find you and cut you with a blade

Look at the OS map between Rock and Padstow 

I wanted know if the beer was named after it. 

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pRick Stein popped up in Australia a short while ago from his palatial beach house in New South Wales. He was on the morning news flogging his latest Mexican cookbook despite not knowing a refried bean from a jalapeño, and gurning into camera making fucking omelettes with the weatherman. I almost broke my TV with a hurled Nike. If anyone has nicked a living it’s this cunt. A mediocre and very forgettable cook, he did the classic public schoolboy thing in the 60’s and 70’s of drifting about trying to find himself before he washed up like driftwood in Cornwall with his mate Jonny opening a nightclub. He traded off the stupidity of rich tossers out west from their dreary Home Counties lives for many years. Then after the incomparable Floyd gave him a moment’s fame, he proceeded to nick his master’s act and knock out 30 years of pisspoor travelogues bolted together with some perfectly ordinary grub. Floyd was joyous, steeped in his medium, and taught much to many. Stein has a PhD in moaning and misanthropy, I well remember him moaning he couldn’t get a good meal off room service at midnight in Carlisle or somewhere. He must be worth eight figures easily, all without any discernible talent other than commercialising middle class aspiration via the BBC and Daily Mail. Right place right time his whole life, he should be the happiest man alive not a dreary sack of shit. And of course his fucking idiot son Jack is now getting in on the act, proving that nepotism beats talent every fucking time. One day the Kernow Mafia will get them, and I’ll laugh my bollocks off.

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26 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

pRick Stein popped up in Australia a short while ago from his palatial beach house in New South Wales. He was on the morning news flogging his latest Mexican cookbook despite not knowing a refried bean from a jalapeño, and gurning into camera making fucking omelettes with the weatherman. I almost broke my TV with a hurled Nike. If anyone has nicked a living it’s this cunt. A mediocre and very forgettable cook, he did the classic public schoolboy thing in the 60’s and 70’s of drifting about trying to find himself before he washed up like driftwood in Cornwall with his mate Jonny opening a nightclub. He traded off the stupidity of rich tossers out west from their dreary Home Counties lives for many years. Then after the incomparable Floyd gave him a moment’s fame, he proceeded to nick his master’s act and knock out 30 years of pisspoor travelogues bolted together with some perfectly ordinary grub. Floyd was joyous, steeped in his medium, and taught much to many. Stein has a PhD in moaning and misanthropy, I well remember him moaning he couldn’t get a good meal off room service at midnight in Carlisle or somewhere. He must be worth eight figures easily, all without any discernible talent other than commercialising middle class aspiration via the BBC and Daily Mail. Right place right time his whole life, he should be the happiest man alive not a dreary sack of shit. And of course his fucking idiot son Jack is now getting in on the act, proving that nepotism beats talent every fucking time. One day the Kernow Mafia will get them, and I’ll laugh my bollocks off.

None better than you to appraise this point, Doc.

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58 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

None better than you to appraise this point, Doc.

Idiot. 

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8 hours ago, Gronda Gronda said:

Is everything alright Frank? 

How's your pursuit of the Corner's most repetitive & boring cunt accolade going, GG? It appears only @Frank & @ChildeHarold stand in your way.

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8 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

How's your pursuit of the Corner's most repetitive & boring cunt accolade going, GG? It appears only @Frank & @ChildeHarold stand in your way.

Still dry humping my leg for attention eh Wolfie? You're a good lad, run along and play. 

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33 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

How's your pursuit of the Corner's most repetitive & boring cunt accolade going, GG? It appears only @Frank & @ChildeHarold stand in your way.

 

28 minutes ago, Gronda Gronda said:

Still dry humping my leg for attention eh Wolfie? You're a good lad, run along and play. 

I think you are being a bit unfair Wolfie.  Pen easily wins that accolade hands down. But I don't recommend dry humping her leg... it would probably fall off... or she'd break a hip.

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19 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

What that man could do with a rabbit and a bottle of red defies belief. 

Hugh Hefner?

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19 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

What that man could do with a rabbit and a bottle of red defies belief. 

Mel Blanc?

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8 minutes ago, The Beast said:

I don't like what this racist bastard called his dog.

Apparently he called it Chalky because its turds were white.

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18 minutes ago, The Beast said:

I don't like what this racist bastard called his dog.

It's an easy social faux-pas to make.. ask my cat, 'Porch Monkey'.

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1 hour ago, Dawn Chorus said:

No BLM protests this weekend?

I'm taking the knee later at about 9 aftwr I have a bath. You'll probably be on Stubby's fist by then. 

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2 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said:

No BLM protests this weekend?

Why, were you planning on popping along dropping your bloomers and windmilling your horse cock at the police in protest? lol

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7 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

Ice Station Zebra with Patrick McGoooey. 

It's a good un

 

2 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

I'm taking the knee later at about 9 aftwr I have a bath. You'll probably be on Stubby's fist by then. 

I wish. Pens blood over my fists after I've pounded the silly cunt to death with 2 dozen punches

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1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said:

It's a good un

 

I wish. Pens blood over my fists after I've pounded the silly cunt to death with 2 dozen punches

I'll kneel to that, while I'm down there I'll go round with the mini hoover. 

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