Michel Barnier

[Eric Cuntman]

13 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

"I like it Mr Sommerby, I like it."*

*a packet of biscuits to the first person who can name the children's tv programme that's from? 

Robert's Robots

[Cuntybaws]

10 minutes ago, Decimus said:

What I'm effectively saying is that they do come in 500ml cans and that I don't believe for one second you didn't know that, you facetious little cunt.

Where I come from, it's measured in "trays" rather than ml.

[Guest Paulie]

1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

Sorry, but I don't know who you are and I generally don't engage with nobodies. Who are you? Fuck off.

Calm down son, I was just asking a question.

Are you going to the simian enclosure in your local zoo tonight then? After a night of unrequited anal sex with the inhabitants you'll likely stagger home to the missus and shove your shit-stained bonobo smelling cock right in her gob.

Fucking degenerate.

[Eric Cuntman]

8 minutes ago, Paulie said:

Calm down son, I was just asking a question.

Are you going to the simian enclosure in your local zoo tonight then? After a night of unrequited anal sex with the inhabitants you'll likely stagger home to the missus and shove your shit-stained bonobo smelling cock right in her gob.

Fucking degenerate.

You're saying he smells of poo?

[Roadkill]

1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said:

You're saying he smells of poo?

Interesting match up for the "newbie". Who's your money on?

[Cuntybaws]

13 minutes ago, Paulie said:

After a night of unrequited anal sex with the inhabitants you'll likely stagger home to the missus and shove your shit-stained bonobo smelling cock right in her gob.

If it was "unrequited", then how come his cock smells of bonobo shit?

I don't believe you've thought this through properly. Your audience can only suspend so much belief.

[Guest Paulie]

4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

You're saying he smells of poo?

I am. I apologise immediately for such scandalous behaviour.

[Eric Cuntman]

6 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

Interesting match up for the "newbie". Who's your money on?

Drew. 

[Ape™️]

23 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Drew. 

This is how I imagine Drew preparing for the battle:

[Decimus]

1 minute ago, Ape™️ said:

This is how I imagine Drew preparing for the battle:

Cricket!

[Cunty BigBollox]

49 minutes ago, Paulie said:

Calm down son, I was just asking a question.

Are you going to the simian enclosure in your local zoo tonight then? After a night of unrequited anal sex with the inhabitants you'll likely stagger home to the missus and shove your shit-stained bonobo smelling cock right in her gob.

Fucking degenerate.

It didn't take you long to come up with this fantasy which leads me to conclude that it's not the first time its entered your mind. Weird or what?

[scotty]

29 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:

This is how I imagine Drew preparing for the battle:

My guess would have been a Viz "Brown Bottle" style caped crusader swilling the Broon. Which, unless I'm mistaken, is also serving as DC's avatar. 

[Wolfie]

On 23/10/2021 at 13:51, Dyslexic cnut said:

Just had mine…felt fuckin awful for 24 hours. Wife better?

I gave this a like, and then I withdrew it. If it's genuine I'll award it accordingly.

I hope, therefore, this signifies the change you tactfully pledged the other day. Though unlikely, I am also hopeful Ape isn't insidously becoming your latest butt-cleaning target. 

[King Billy]

On 22/10/2021 at 23:21, Decimus said:

There was actually a French study early on I believe that suggested that smokers had some sort of protection. Like everything that comes out of that shit hole, it's undoubtedly bollocks, but I will say that Mrs D definitely suffered more than I did and she's a non smoker.

There’s only one documented case worldwide of a smoker dying from Covid. If he hadn’t lit that cigarette before the nurse had turned off his oxygen, he’d be sat at home now watching Antiques Roadshow, puffing away on a Marlboro light. 

[White Cunt]

3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

Where I come from, it's measured in "trays" rather than ml.

That Tesco digital raid, must have inconvenienced quite a few of your country men, C. Have they got other cheap options?

[Guest Paulie]

2 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

It didn't take you long to come up with this fantasy which leads me to conclude that it's not the first time its entered your mind. Weird or what?

Yawn. If you don't want to play just say. I shall pack up my rubber fist and bid you good day sir.

[cuntspotter]

On 22/10/2021 at 23:09, The Beast said:

Now, now. I am not knocking you. We all have to do what we think is the right thing for ourselves. 
 

The point I was clumsily making is where is the end game with all of this?

From where I stand, at the epicentre of this farce, I don’t think the current strategy is working. 

It’s a complete fucking mess, not least because of the bending and stretching of the truth early on to terrify the public into complying. Here we are ten miles down the line and people still shitting themselves , not feeling protected.

[camberwell gypsy]

4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Robert's Robots

A packet of custard creams (sell by date August 2019) on their way to you. PM me your address 

[Wolfie]

29 minutes ago, cuntspotter said:

It’s a complete fucking mess, not least because of the bending and stretching of the truth early on to terrify the public into complying. Here we are ten miles down the line and people still shitting themselves , not feeling protected.

Agreed, absolutely. Your socialist bias has become apparent many times, and that is not to discredit your political opinion. But it does beg the question: how might a Labour government, which essentially permits less autonomy through more control, and has an unrivalled history of bending truth, have better dealt with the situation? 

[Penny Farthing]

43 minutes ago, Paulie said:

Yawn. If you don't want to play just say. I shall pack up my rubber fist and bid you good day sir.

Coward.

[Guest Paulie]

1 minute ago, Clavo said:

Coward.

Product of incest.

[Dyslexic cnut]

1 hour ago, Wolfie said:

I gave this a like, and then I withdrew it. If it's genuine I'll award it accordingly.

I hope, therefore, this signifies the change you tactfully pledged the other day. Though unlikely, I am also hopeful Ape isn't insidously becoming your latest butt-cleaning target. 

Not at all. Myself & the wife have had it, it’s not amusing & making snide remarks about someone’s ill wife is abhorrent, even for this place. Like what you want, I couldn’t give a fuck.

[Decimus]

14 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

Agreed, absolutely. Your socialist bias has become apparent many times, and that is not to discredit your political opinion. But it does beg the question: how might a Labour government, which essentially permits less autonomy through more control, and has an unrivalled history of bending truth, have better dealt with the situation? 

I'd privatise the fucking lot. Failing that, have a semi-funded system with a 5 percent profit cap and if they don't perform they're out on their arses.You should also be able to deduct any money spent on private healthcare from your P60/tax return.

The NHS was appropriate and fit for service in a post WW2 world, but it hasn't moved with the times. I don't care if it's Labour, the Tories, the Lib Dems, or any other bunch of fucking cunts, I just wish that someone had the bollocks to stop just throwing money at it and instead focused on reforming it from the ground up, with privitisation as a genuinely viable option.

And before any fucking smart arse points out that I work in the public sector, I'd happily privatise my job and every other public sector role out there.

 

[Wolfie]

20 minutes ago, Decimus said:

I'd privatise the fucking lot. Failing that, have a semi-funded system with a 5 percent profit cap and if they don't perform they're out on their arses.You should also be able to deduct any money spent on private healthcare from your P60/tax return.

The NHS was appropriate and fit for service in a post WW2 world, but it hasn't moved with the times. I don't care if it's Labour, the Tories, the Lib Dems, or any other bunch of fucking cunts, I just wish that someone had the bollocks to stop just throwing money at it and instead focused on reforming it from the ground up, with privitisation as a genuinely viable option.

And before any fucking smart arse points out that I work in the public sector, I'd happily privatise my job and every other public sector role out there.

 

And your plans for the BBC?

[cuntspotter]

38 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

Agreed, absolutely. Your socialist bias has become apparent many times, and that is not to discredit your political opinion. But it does beg the question: how might a Labour government, which essentially permits less autonomy through more control, and has an unrivalled history of bending truth, have better dealt with the situation? 

I couldn’t tell you. I have absolutely no idea and  I don’t think they know either. I regard them as totally ineffective and completely incompetent as Her Majesty’s most loyal opposition. Just like “Brexit” there are no winners here and both sides of the political coin are complicit in the fuckup.