Witheredscrote Posted January 19, 2021 Report Share Posted January 19, 2021 19 hours ago, Frank said: I think that might be all from Jacko. Frank, this is embarrassing. We should talk. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 19, 2021 Report Share Posted January 19, 2021 4 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Frank, this is embarrassing. We should talk. You won't get any sense out of him, Frank is currently in stock catch phrase, absolute shit mode. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 19, 2021 Report Share Posted January 19, 2021 10 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: Hitler and the Nazis were the fatal flaw without whom the Germans would never have gone to war No shit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 19, 2021 Report Share Posted January 19, 2021 1 hour ago, Decimus said: You won't get any sense out of him, Frank is currently in stock catch phrase, absolute shit mode. 1 hour ago, Decimus said: You won't get any sense out of him, Frank is currently in stock catch phrase, absolute shit mode. I am genuinely worried about his state of mind. Would he listen to Eddie? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 19, 2021 Report Share Posted January 19, 2021 13 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Would he listen to Eddie? I'm not sure that Ed's pidgin patois would be comprehensible to Frank, even when taking into consideration the greasy Greek's obvious penchant for huge slabs of blackened souvla. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted January 19, 2021 Report Share Posted January 19, 2021 23 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I am genuinely worried about his state of mind. Would he listen to Eddie? I cannot bring myself to go to that 70’s Barbican time capsule ever again. He is more uncle Albert than del boy these days... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted January 19, 2021 Report Share Posted January 19, 2021 11 hours ago, Trucking Funt said: I always thought The Modern Parents was ahead of its time in perfectly capturing today's woke culture. Indeed. I saw a news segment earlier which featured a Swedish ski and hiking clothing brand who's used garments can be converted into compost. I bet they cost an absolute fortune though, and in coming decades there will be a heavy duty on cotton, and every other cunt will be wearing hemp. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 19, 2021 Report Share Posted January 19, 2021 32 minutes ago, Eddie said: I cannot bring myself to go to that 70’s Barbican time capsule ever again. He is more uncle Albert than del boy these days... I'm disappointed in you Ed, it wasn't long ago you would have bent over backwards to help him. Though I do admit that would be dangerous now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 19, 2021 Report Share Posted January 19, 2021 32 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: a Swedish ski and hiking clothing brand who's used garments can be converted into compost. Fling them on the compost heap with Michael Schumacher still wearing them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 19, 2021 Report Share Posted January 19, 2021 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: I'm disappointed in you Ed, it wasn't long ago you would have bent over backwards to help him. Though I do admit that would be dangerous now. Apparently frank is now Del Boy Trotter. Ed must be Denzil, and you can be Trigger. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted January 19, 2021 Report Share Posted January 19, 2021 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: I'm disappointed in you Ed, it wasn't long ago you would have bent over backwards to help him. Though I do admit that would be dangerous now. After what he got up to in the sugarloaf I am done with him withers. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted January 19, 2021 Report Share Posted January 19, 2021 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Apparently frank is now Del Boy Trotter. Ed must be Denzil, and you can be Trigger. Surely Ed's gotta be Boycie with his used car emporium, or possibly Jerome with Withers as Micky Pearce... 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted January 19, 2021 Report Share Posted January 19, 2021 12 minutes ago, Eddie said: After what he got up to in the sugarloaf I am done with him withers. Did he follow you into the gents for a slash, and gazed far too long at your jerk sausage? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 4 hours ago, Major Cunt said: Indeed. I saw a news segment earlier which featured a Swedish ski and hiking clothing brand who's used garments can be converted into compost. I bet they cost an absolute fortune though, and in coming decades there will be a heavy duty on cotton, and every other cunt will be wearing hemp. I want my trainers in strawberry flavour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 10 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: I'm talking about anything sort of non contractual unwritten such as the "Special" relationship. Oh, fuck.... well, you are quite right about that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 8 hours ago, cuntspotter said: Oh, fuck.... well, you are quite right about that. Get your laughing gear round this 19th January COVID DEATHS UK 91470 IT 78755 FR 67750 SP 52275 GE 40686 And the cunt still stands up in the Commons bumbling and his backbench cronies giggle and jeer at Opposition technical glitches with the remote technology. Fucking disgraceful. A re run of the trench wars under an unequal class based system. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 36 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Get your laughing gear round this 19th January COVID DEATHS UK 91470 IT 78755 FR 67750 SP 52275 GE 40686 And the cunt still stands up in the Commons bumbling and his backbench cronies giggle and jeer at Opposition technical glitches with the remote technology. Fucking disgraceful. A re run of the trench wars under an unequal class based system. These figures are absolutely meaningless without further information. They certainly do not indicate as you suppose that as well as apparently being racist, Covid is now ramping up its discriminatory behaviour by becoming classist as well. For a non-sentient virus, it certainly has discerning tastes according to far-left fucking idiots such as yourself. Give it a rest, you nonsensical, meandering fucking cunt. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 43 minutes ago, Decimus said: These figures are absolutely meaningless without further information. They certainly do not indicate as you suppose that as well as apparently being racist, Covid is now ramping up its discriminatory behaviour by becoming classist as well. For a non-sentient virus, it certainly has discerning tastes according to far-left fucking idiots such as yourself. Give it a rest, you nonsensical, meandering fucking cunt. Scattergun retard with the emphasis on ‘scat.’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 15 hours ago, Major Cunt said: Did he follow you into the gents for a slash, and gazed far too long at your jerk sausage? I've just noticed that I've joined the thousand likes club of established cunters. I'm thinking of celebrating this achievement by slaughtering Aitch the Corners resident spice connoisseur. However, the strength of the brand he's smoking seems to make him impervious to any quality material. I think I spotted him in the city centre earlier shadow boxing outside Wilkos in a pair of socks. I wonder if he knows that Chairman Mao executed all addicts as part of his 'Great Leap Forward', and who the fuck is this Orange cunt? He's got all the trademarks of a Withers sock puppet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 2 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Get your laughing gear round this 19th January COVID DEATHS UK 91470 IT 78755 FR 67750 SP 52275 GE 40686 And the cunt still stands up in the Commons bumbling and his backbench cronies giggle and jeer at Opposition technical glitches with the remote technology. Fucking disgraceful. A re run of the trench wars under an unequal class based system. Unequal class based system? You fucking idiot. Even if was, there are far too many poor, feckless and uneducated scumbags in this country that we could do with a cull reaching into the millions. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 4 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Get your laughing gear round this 19th January COVID DEATHS UK 91470 IT 78755 FR 67750 SP 52275 GE 40686 And the cunt still stands up in the Commons bumbling and his backbench cronies giggle and jeer at Opposition technical glitches with the remote technology. Fucking disgraceful. A re run of the trench wars under an unequal class based system. Hopefully you can be 91,471 you dribbling vegetable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 19 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Apparently frank is now Del Boy Trotter. Ed must be Denzil, and you can be Trigger. I'd have been happy to be associated with Trigger, at least he made people laugh. I see you more as the Mike character, boring, and constantly serving up flat, watered down piss to young punters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 21 hours ago, Eddie said: I cannot bring myself to go to that 70’s Barbican time capsule ever again. He is more uncle Albert than del boy these days... You've been bitter since Fatty cut your hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 2 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I'd have been happy to be associated with Trigger, at least he made people laugh. I see you more as the Mike character, boring, and constantly serving up flat, watered down piss to young punters. Coming from a board member whose popularity rating is sat just below Al Qaeda, I'll take that as a compliment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: I'd have been happy to be associated with Trigger, at least he made people laugh. I see you more as the Mike character, boring, and constantly serving up flat, watered down piss to young punters. Ooof! Strap in Withers.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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