Last Cunt Standing Posted February 12, 2021 Report Share Posted February 12, 2021 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Very bad things. Précis, Eric? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted February 12, 2021 Report Share Posted February 12, 2021 2 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Spill the beans - what did Ed say? Something about you being a cunt, in Irdu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted February 12, 2021 Report Share Posted February 12, 2021 13 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Something about you being a cunt, in Irdu. 2 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Précis, Eric? @Eddie the dickhead was in the middle of an argument with me which has been going on for a while now. I obviously touched a raw nerve and he not only desperately tried to form an alliance with @Frank to kill me, he also had a melt down and broke rule 13. For an experienced corner member he has really let himself down, he kept up his predictable attack...jab, jab, hook. I simply ducked whilst he swang in desperation and got him with a fine body blow, followed by a killer uppercut. How he let a newbie like me kill him I do not know and I find it hilarious. What a complete bellend he was, He is no doubt reading this and plotting his revenge...good evening Eddie you mug. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 12, 2021 Report Share Posted February 12, 2021 12 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Something about you being a cunt, in Irdu. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted February 12, 2021 Report Share Posted February 12, 2021 23 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: She wasn't bad years ago, but like most women (after 30) she has let herself go never to return those days when she was youthful and not saggy. Mind you if she invited me round for a coffee (quite friendly these 'naaahrveners') I'd return the hospitality by giving her one up the wrong'un and using the table cloth to wipe my bellend clean before making my excuses and leaving. I was just about to make a similar quip regarding Miss Smith. Back in the day's when she was starring in' Royal Family' I'd have done the same, OCR. The revelation that she's bi-polar requires the acquisition of a stab proof vest pre coitus though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted February 12, 2021 Report Share Posted February 12, 2021 2 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: I was just about to make a similar quip regarding Miss Smith. Back in the day's when she was starring in' Royal Family' I'd have done the same, OCR. The revelation that she's bi-polar requires the acquisition of a stab proof vest pre coitus though. Didn't know she was bi polar. My ex girlfriends sister was as well...what an absolute fucking fruitcake she is. As if women aren't mental enough...imagine having a nice evening with Sheridan, have a nice meal, give her one and go to bed...only to wake up finding her staring at you saying 'do you think you can fuck me and go to sleep, go back to sleep you cunt...I'll watch you some more'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 12, 2021 Report Share Posted February 12, 2021 1 minute ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Didn't know she was bi polar. My ex girlfriends sister was as well...what an absolute fucking fruitcake she is. As if women aren't mental enough...imagine having a nice evening with Sheridan, have a nice meal, give her one and go to bed...only to wake up finding her staring at you saying 'do you think you can fuck me and go to sleep, go back to sleep you cunt...I'll watch you some more'. How often did you fuck your ex girlfriend's sister? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted February 12, 2021 Report Share Posted February 12, 2021 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: How often did you fuck your ex girlfriend's sister? Never went near the mad cow. A total cunt...I felt sorry for her. Apparently one minute to you are on too of the world the next almost suicidal. Fuck that, no wonder @ChildeHarold struggles on here being bi polar and also a stupid fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted February 12, 2021 Report Share Posted February 12, 2021 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: How often did you fuck your ex girlfriend's sister? It doesn't really matter if they're twins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 12, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2021 I'd have fucked it once but she's been too close to that oily cunt Corden for my liking.Her mate in Two pints would have got a portion as well but she's gone downhill as well,what is it with women? Only worth shagging for such a short window before they expand and go all shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted February 12, 2021 Report Share Posted February 12, 2021 12 minutes ago, Neil said: what is it with women? Only worth shagging for such a short window before they expand and go all shit. Yeah, that's something divorce courts never take into account, it's all one sided, and husbands are on the wrong one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 12, 2021 Report Share Posted February 12, 2021 58 minutes ago, Neil said: I'd have fucked it once but she's been too close to that oily cunt Corden for my liking.Her mate in Two pints would have got a portion as well but she's gone downhill as well,what is it with women? Only worth shagging for such a short window before they expand and go all shit. Have you tried adjusting the temperature of the fridge? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 12, 2021 Report Share Posted February 12, 2021 9 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Spill the beans - what did Ed say? Nonce accusations, and very funny ones. Good old Eddie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 12, 2021 Report Share Posted February 12, 2021 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: Nonce accusations, and very funny ones. Good old Eddie Baked beans or cannelloni beans? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted February 12, 2021 Report Share Posted February 12, 2021 44 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Nonce accusations, and very funny ones. Good old Eddie Is he banged up now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted February 13, 2021 Report Share Posted February 13, 2021 9 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Is he banged up now? @Eddie is dead, the thick cunt had a meltdown and said some things to me he knew would get himself banned. What a complete bellend. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted February 13, 2021 Report Share Posted February 13, 2021 Sheridan smith and kerry katona would be the ultimate three way, I'd call it the chip buttie , with mayo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 13, 2021 Report Share Posted February 13, 2021 9 hours ago, Williewhoopassjohnson said: Sheridan smith and kerry katona would be the ultimate three way, I'd call it the chip buttie , with mayo. If I had to choose a grubby, rough cut blonde, I would go for Debra Stephenson in 'Bad Girls'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted February 13, 2021 Report Share Posted February 13, 2021 16 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: If I had to choose a grubby, rough cut blonde, I would go for Debra Stephenson in 'Bad Girls'. If your going down that route, lou kelly, prisoner cell block H Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 13, 2021 Report Share Posted February 13, 2021 Sheridan Smith's feet are nice. They'd be up my Sooty in no time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 13, 2021 Report Share Posted February 13, 2021 2 minutes ago, Williewhoopassjohnson said: If your going down that route, lou kelly, prisoner cell block H If it's cell block H, I would choose Chrissy Latham. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted February 13, 2021 Report Share Posted February 13, 2021 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: If it's cell block H, I would choose Chrissy Latham. Entering that cell block would have been similar to the holy grail, I've come to rescue you brave sir knight, i think I'm alright here actually Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 13, 2021 Report Share Posted February 13, 2021 19 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Is he banged up now? You can’t keep a cunt like Eddie locked down forever Im sure his balls are slapping against roops over haired haddock sluice as we speak 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 13, 2021 Report Share Posted February 13, 2021 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: If it's cell block H, I would choose Chrissy Latham. She's from Bromley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 13, 2021 Report Share Posted February 13, 2021 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: She's from Bromley I thought Amanda Muggleton was an Aussie playing a cockney bird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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