Eddie Posted January 19, 2023 Report Share Posted January 19, 2023 8 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I have spent all of 45 seconds trying to formulate a witty riposte, but it is easier to simply say 'Fuck off Chocco' Frank's drippings indeed. I would imagine he would only muster a puff of dust these days, imagine his spindly legs buckling with his glasses askew Eric morcambe style, pulling out of some young Cambodian lad. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 19, 2023 Report Share Posted January 19, 2023 16 minutes ago, Eddie said: I would imagine he would only muster a puff of dust these days, imagine his spindly legs buckling with his glasses askew Eric morcambe style, pulling out of some young Cambodian lad. After spending 4 hours in ‘Annabelle’s’. Off his tits on poppers, festooned in glow-hoops, and gyrating like a dyspraxic orangutan whilst screaming… “TECHNO TECHNO TECHNO TECHNO!!” 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 19, 2023 Report Share Posted January 19, 2023 12 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: I'd recommend you jumping infront of the 07:04 from Exeter tomorrow morning. I’ve checked and there’s one at 23.06 tonight. Hopefully he might even get flattened by a 44 ton artic on the unlit, icy A38 when he’s walking to the station in his granny’s size 18 stiletto heeled ankle boots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 20, 2023 Report Share Posted January 20, 2023 On 18/01/2023 at 09:25, White Cunt said: I had additional angle in mind: On 18/01/2023 at 12:14, Witheredscrote said: It's obvious to me why you can't imagine it. Dinner for two, with Eddie, in a dug out canoe is about your mark. @Eddie @Old Chap Raasclaat One would think all the seafaring you lot have done over the centuries, albeit not all by choice, you pair would would be well up for a spot of cruising. Your ancestors would have needed a sturdy pair of sea legs to survive their transatlantic 'cruise' sometime between 1526 to 1867. The lazy cunts could have least tried to spear a manatee to feed the bruthas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted January 20, 2023 Report Share Posted January 20, 2023 On 19/01/2023 at 16:55, Eric Cuntman said: After spending 4 hours in ‘Annabelle’s’. Off his tits on poppers, festooned in glow-hoops, and gyrating like a dyspraxic orangutan whilst screaming… “TECHNO TECHNO TECHNO TECHNO!!” This about me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted January 20, 2023 Report Share Posted January 20, 2023 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: @Eddie @Old Chap Raasclaat One would think all the seafaring you lot have done over the centuries, albeit not all by choice, you pair would would be well up for a spot of cruising. Your ancestors would have needed a sturdy pair of sea legs to survive their transatlantic 'cruise' sometime between 1526 to 1867. The lazy cunts could have least tried to spear a manatee to feed the bruthas. Not included in a package holiday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted January 20, 2023 Report Share Posted January 20, 2023 2 hours ago, Frank said: This about me? Frank, you’ve killed Decs and Scotty, that shit doesn’t sit well with the membership, what are you going to do about it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 20, 2023 Report Share Posted January 20, 2023 2 hours ago, Frank said: This about me? No. The other Frank that was being discussed at the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted January 20, 2023 Report Share Posted January 20, 2023 https://ibb.co/QQyzQWB bbc see it as a 70 year old man having ‘sex’ with a child, non pedo organisations would call it rape…. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 20, 2023 Report Share Posted January 20, 2023 On 20/01/2023 at 19:45, Eddie said: https://ibb.co/QQyzQWB bbc see it as a 70 year old man having ‘sex’ with a child, non pedo organisations would call it rape…. If he’d been a muslim, they’d have called it a relationship. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 20, 2023 Report Share Posted January 20, 2023 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: If he’d been a muslin, they’d have called it a relationship. Or devote an entire episode of Newsnight to the current epidemic of white female ‘juvenile delinquency’, with several innocent ‘Asian’ men (identities hidden due to threats from far right extremists) speaking out and demanding that these girls be stoned to death in public. No doubt Kirsty Wark (or whichever lizard based presenter was inside the silicone suit) would in full compliance with the BBC charter apologetically ask Ahmed and Abdul whether the taxpayer or the girls family should pay for the pile of rocks and clearing up after the mass public celebrations? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted January 20, 2023 Report Share Posted January 20, 2023 Would he have got 6 years if it had taken place in front of the supermarket? Just askin'... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClitWestwood Posted January 21, 2023 Report Share Posted January 21, 2023 What an ugly supermarket! Didn't realise they'd started selling 13 year old girls at them now. Can you use your club card to get money off them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 21, 2023 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2023 On 16/01/2023 at 17:31, Eddie said: You’ve described me and ginger perfectly except we don’t sit at the captains table, I would never dine with the staff. Age has taken it's toll .. ginger is no longer ginger .. here is a recent shot of Eddie & Ginger. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 21, 2023 Report Share Posted January 21, 2023 14 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: If he’d been a muslin, they’d have called it a relationship. "Cultural Sexual Emergency" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 21, 2023 Report Share Posted January 21, 2023 2 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: Age has taken it's toll .. ginger is no longer ginger .. here is a recent shot of Eddie & Ginger. Roops has grown a nice beard. I had a feeling Eddie weren't a soul brother. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 21, 2023 Report Share Posted January 21, 2023 4 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: ginger is no longer ginger Collar and cuffs? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 21, 2023 Report Share Posted January 21, 2023 (edited) 22 hours ago, Eddie said: https://ibb.co/QQyzQWB bbc see it as a 70 year old man having ‘sex’ with a child, non pedo organisations would call it rape…. @Eddie, I gave you a like for the removed post. I hope you appreciated it. At this moment I'm hanging out the back of a skanky French hoe, with my phone resting in the small of her back. What do you think of that Torchy. Edited January 21, 2023 by Witheredscrote oh, nearly forgot. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted January 21, 2023 Report Share Posted January 21, 2023 18 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: @Eddie, I gave you a like for the removed post. I hope you appreciated it. At this moment I'm hanging out the back of a skanky French hoe, with my phone resting in the small of her back. What do you think of that Torchy. Withers you old poof, be honest you’re hanging out the back of a young man with a Nokia 3310 shoved up your wrinkly bum bum. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 21, 2023 Report Share Posted January 21, 2023 Just now, Eddie said: Withers you old poof, be honest you’re hanging out the back of a young man with a Nokia 3310 shoved up your wrinkly bum bum. That as well. On vibrate. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 21, 2023 Report Share Posted January 21, 2023 16 hours ago, LastoftheMullets said: What an ugly supermarket! Didn't realise they'd started selling 13 year old girls at them now. Can you use your club card to get money off them? He probably thought it was a mosque and no one would take any notice of what he was doing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 21, 2023 Report Share Posted January 21, 2023 2 hours ago, Eddie said: Withers you old poof, be honest you’re hanging out the back of a young man with a Nokia 3310 shoved up your wrinkly bum bum. Ed. The black bits in bananas are tarantula eggs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 21, 2023 Report Share Posted January 21, 2023 On 20/01/2023 at 19:45, Eddie said: https://ibb.co/QQyzQWB bbc see it as a 70 year old man having ‘sex’ with a child, non pedo organisations would call it rape…. I didn't realise they had Taxi Ranks behind supermarkets 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 25, 2023 Report Share Posted January 25, 2023 On 14/01/2023 at 11:36, Cuntybaws said: They demanded gender neutral awards, and got them. The very definition of "stupid fucking cunts". Transgenders, paedos in disguise. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 25, 2023 Report Share Posted January 25, 2023 7 minutes ago, Decimus said: Transgenders, paedos in disguise. Bummerbee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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