Decimus Posted August 31, 2018 Report Share Posted August 31, 2018 1 hour ago, Frank said: Roger I’ve been on the end of this sort of shit in the workplace. You have my sympathies. How long have you been there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 31, 2018 Report Share Posted August 31, 2018 1 hour ago, Decimus said: I’m sitting up in bed watching Gladys singing ‘Bridge Over Troubled Water’ live at Aretha’s Celebration of Life, and you’re sending me subliminal messages via YouTube. Fucking cunt. I don’t know about Sunday Girl, but it’s a shit song and you’re a shitcunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 31, 2018 Report Share Posted August 31, 2018 44 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Is the obvious solution not to log on to her PC while she’s at lunch for two hours (password Kardashian), download some dodgy material then ring IT and say you’ve got a virus problem all over your department. Bye bye blondie, piss off back to Spearmint Rhino. Alternatively ring the boys at Thames House at let them know she has been running a safe house for a load of Syrian Art students for the past six months and you’ll never see the bitch again. Fucking hell. It's only the fish counter at Waitrose she works on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 1, 2018 Report Share Posted September 1, 2018 8 hours ago, Bubba C said: Reported for inciting rape. Watch your back, timothy. Remember that at least 6 cunts know more about you than you’d like them to. Speaking of which. I made a truly excellent nomination last night, titled “RAPE !!!” , which was absolutely fucking hilarious, but it seems to have been disallowed. @Mrs Roops, where is my magnificent “RAPE !!!” ? This is heavy handed treatment. Why should I waste my time with any effort around here at all when you take such a shrewish attitude? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted September 1, 2018 Report Share Posted September 1, 2018 8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Fucking hell. It's only the fish counter at Waitrose she works on. Fine. Then a well placed microbead in a hand-smoked Argentinian monkfish will provoke terminal middle-class outrage and result in the entire store being shut down pending a deep clean. It’s a little suicidal perhaps, but gets the blonde sycophant back in the dole line and off the managerial cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted September 1, 2018 Report Share Posted September 1, 2018 3 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Speaking of which. I made a truly excellent nomination last night, titled “RAPE !!!” , which was absolutely fucking hilarious, but it seems to have been disallowed. @Mrs Roops, where is my magnificent “RAPE !!!” ? This is heavy handed treatment. Why should I waste my time with any effort around here at all when you take such a shrewish attitude? That is the price you pay for being in special measures. In answer to your question, there is no reason why you should waste your time, which after all, is yours and yours alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 1, 2018 Report Share Posted September 1, 2018 5 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Speaking of which. I made a truly excellent nomination last night, titled “RAPE !!!” , which was absolutely fucking hilarious, but it seems to have been disallowed. @Mrs Roops, where is my magnificent “RAPE !!!” ? This is heavy handed treatment. Why should I waste my time with any effort around here at all when you take such a shrewish attitude? Well you've certainly surprised me. I didn't realise you actually put effort into pretty much all of your previous material. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 1, 2018 Report Share Posted September 1, 2018 13 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Fucking hell. It's only the fish counter at Waitrose she works on. So, this raises an important question. Does she smell of fish, or do the fish smell of her well stirred fanny batter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 1, 2018 Report Share Posted September 1, 2018 14 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Speaking of which. I made a truly excellent nomination last night, titled “RAPE !!!” , which was absolutely fucking hilarious, but it seems to have been disallowed. @Mrs Roops, where is my magnificent “RAPE !!!” ? This is heavy handed treatment. Why should I waste my time with any effort around here at all when you take such a shrewish attitude? You really are a strangle little man aren't you? Not only do you display a lack of taste and high degree of thickness, I should imagine you're a very unsettling person to be around. You're the best here by miles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 1, 2018 Report Share Posted September 1, 2018 Just now, Stubby Pecker said: You really are a strangle little man aren't you? Not only do you display a lack of taste and high degree of thickness, I should imagine you're a very unsettling person to be around. You're the best here by miles Stubby Plonker.🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈 lol 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 1, 2018 Report Share Posted September 1, 2018 4 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: You really are a strangle little man aren't you? Not only do you display a lack of taste and high degree of thickness, I should imagine you're a very unsettling person to be around. You're the best here by miles Imagine kidnapping some cunt Stubble, gouging his eyes out, then playing The Who's "I Can See For Miles" over and over again. Then the whimpering eyeless cunt tells you he's actually called Giles. Aaargh!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 1, 2018 Report Share Posted September 1, 2018 9 minutes ago, Punkape said: Stubby Plonker.🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈 lol Using your saved icons there punkers, you massive bender Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 1, 2018 Report Share Posted September 1, 2018 37 minutes ago, Punkape said: Stubby Plonker.🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈 lol Gayest post I’ve ever seen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 1, 2018 Report Share Posted September 1, 2018 13 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: Gayest post I’ve ever seen. Another one sentence post. You’re semi-literate. I’ve met more intelligent Down’s Syndrome wasps with meningitis you stupendously moronic arsehole. Get stuffed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 1, 2018 Report Share Posted September 1, 2018 5 minutes ago, Punkape said: Another one sentence post. You’re semi-literate. I’ve met more intelligent Down’s Syndrome wasps with meningitis you stupendously moronic arsehole. Get stuffed. Why would anyone waste more than a sentence on a cunt like you? Answers on a posttard. Lol. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted September 2, 2018 Report Share Posted September 2, 2018 On 8/31/2018 at 9:11 PM, Roger cuntwing said: Same blonde cunt as before. I went into work one day and I saw the stupid slag, looking all doey eyed at the boss, hanging on to his every word, like a love sick puppy!! Fucking creepy up the bosses arse cunt!!! Thinks her and her little clique are the most important people in the office. FUCK right off you fucking slag!!! Lets just say I work in customer resolutions for a large blue chip company and around 6 months ago some dirty little slag came breezing into the office dressed like she was going for night out in Manchester (in other words, very little) no doubt after giving the spotty piss stain in HR who interviewed her a blow job. In her first week she demonstrated that she was useful for absolutely fuck all except uncrossing her legs and playing with her hair whenever the Ops manager came within 50 feet of her. However, as she was obviously a dumb slag who can only get by in life by gargling fat middle aged men's spunk, I cut her a little slack. She repaid my leniency by inviting herself on the lads office piss up (Gentlemen and moderate lesbians only) and got coked off her brain which resulted in her being rogered by 3 of the chaps in a cheap hotel room with high quality video being taken as evidence. Suffice to say this was quickly distributed around the office on Monday and it was made clear to her that she had no future with the company. The point is that I don't blame her for being a bimbo whore, I blame the weak minded cretin in HR who hired her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 2, 2018 Report Share Posted September 2, 2018 17 minutes ago, Couldn't give a shit said: Lets just say I work in customer resolutions for a large blue chip company... she got coked off her brain which resulted in her being rogered by 3 of the chaps in a cheap hotel room with high quality video being taken as evidence Chelsea FC? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted September 2, 2018 Report Share Posted September 2, 2018 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Chelsea FC? Are you calling me a queer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 2, 2018 Report Share Posted September 2, 2018 12 minutes ago, Couldn't give a shit said: Lets just say I work in customer resolutions for a large blue chip company and around 6 months ago some dirty little slag came breezing into the office dressed like she was going for night out in Manchester (in other words, very little) no doubt after giving the spotty piss stain in HR who interviewed her a blow job. In her first week she demonstrated that she was useful for absolutely fuck all except uncrossing her legs and playing with her hair whenever the Ops manager came within 50 feet of her. However, as she was obviously a dumb slag who can only get by in life by gargling fat middle aged men's spunk, I cut her a little slack. She repaid my leniency by inviting herself on the lads office piss up (Gentlemen and moderate lesbians only) and got coked off her brain which resulted in her being rogered by 3 of the chaps in a cheap hotel room with high quality video being taken as evidence. Suffice to say this was quickly distributed around the office on Monday and it was made clear to her that she had no future with the company. The point is that I don't blame her for being a bimbo whore, I blame the weak minded cretin in HR who hired her. Do you know Sean50210? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted September 2, 2018 Report Share Posted September 2, 2018 Just now, Bubba C said: Do you know Sean50210? Never heard of her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 2, 2018 Report Share Posted September 2, 2018 Imagine getting "Pentax" and "Tampax" mixed up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted September 3, 2018 Report Share Posted September 3, 2018 On 9/2/2018 at 1:54 PM, Couldn't give a shit said: Lets just say I work in customer resolutions for a large blue chip company and around 6 months ago some dirty little slag came breezing into the office dressed like she was going for night out in Manchester (in other words, very little) no doubt after giving the spotty piss stain in HR who interviewed her a blow job. In her first week she demonstrated that she was useful for absolutely fuck all except uncrossing her legs and playing with her hair whenever the Ops manager came within 50 feet of her. However, as she was obviously a dumb slag who can only get by in life by gargling fat middle aged men's spunk, I cut her a little slack. She repaid my leniency by inviting herself on the lads office piss up (Gentlemen and moderate lesbians only) and got coked off her brain which resulted in her being rogered by 3 of the chaps in a cheap hotel room with high quality video being taken as evidence. Suffice to say this was quickly distributed around the office on Monday and it was made clear to her that she had no future with the company. The point is that I don't blame her for being a bimbo whore, I blame the weak minded cretin in HR who hired her. So what happened to those three distinguished gentlemen who provided the blow, fucking and video services? Have they been promoted? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 3, 2018 Report Share Posted September 3, 2018 3 hours ago, White Cunt said: So what happened to those three distinguished gentlemen who provided the blow, fucking and video services? Have they been promoted? I wondered that. They haven't exactly covered themselves in glory, have they. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted September 5, 2018 Report Share Posted September 5, 2018 They received the highest commendation possible from the office gentleman's club. A round of shots in the local Wetherspoons and my eternal gratitude for ridding the company of a useless parasite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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