Stubby Pecker Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 Our glorious leader has apparently been on the blower to the popularist/strong man/tyrant Turkish leader, one assumes to tick him off about levelling those remaining villages in northern Syria and all living things within. Old boris has got a bit of Turk in him so the lying cunt says, so hopefully he wants to find out what's going to happen to the several 1000 ISIS cunts banged up in the zone the dirty Turkeys intend to annex for their security (ie slaughter as many Kurds as possible until they're forced to pull out). Conventional wisdom would have been to take all males 18 plus and give them a permanent new home somewhere in the desert involving a huge hole and napalm, and sterilising all the burka clad rest so they can't shit out the next generation of medieval little cunts. Its not rocket science to see those not blown to fuck by Turkish bombs will want to leave the Fertile Crescent for Europe and by the time I spent in Gloucester it seems most of the cunts are already here. Turks, Kurds, Iraqis, afgans, Iranians, and wallahs from every other shit hole between the Caucasus's and the Hindu Kush made the place look like a scene from the Arabian nights rather than a West Country cathedral city. Even the quaint rural town of Tewkesbury where the Avon and Severn meet, steeped in history and a key battle site in the war of the roses, has a Kurdish barbers where they'll slit your throat for only a fiver and offer to look after your teenage daughters for no charge. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 Children of the empire stubbz baby Panzermurphybaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 4 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Our glorious leader has apparently been on the blower to the popularist/strong man/tyrant Turkish leader, one assumes to tick him off about levelling those remaining villages in northern Syria and all living things within. Old boris has got a bit of Turk in him so the lying cunt says, so hopefully he wants to find out what's going to happen to the several 1000 ISIS cunts banged up in the zone the dirty Turkeys intend to annex for their security (ie slaughter as many Kurds as possible until they're forced to pull out). Conventional wisdom would have been to take all males 18 plus and give them a permanent new home somewhere in the desert involving a huge hole and napalm, and sterilising all the burka clad rest so they can't shit out the next generation of medieval little cunts. Its not rocket science to see those not blown to fuck by Turkish bombs will want to leave the Fertile Crescent for Europe and by the time I spent in Gloucester it seems most of the cunts are already here. Turks, Kurds, Iraqis, afgans, Iranians, and wallahs from every other shit hole between the Caucasus's and the Hindu Kush made the place look like a scene from the Arabian nights rather than a West Country cathedral city. Even the quaint rural town of Tewkesbury where the Avon and Severn meet, steeped in history and a key battle site in the war of the roses, has a Kurdish barbers where they'll slit your throat for only a fiver and offer to look after your teenage daughters for no charge. No surprise there, really. There will be a substantial backhanded envelope from several arm suppliers, keen to offload some rusting overstock on the gullible Ottomans. It should be quite entertaining, especially for Krauts, when more displaced hoards arrive at the border. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 11 minutes ago, White Cunt said: No surprise there, really. There will be a substantial backhanded envelope from several arm suppliers, keen to offload some rusting overstock on the gullible Ottomans. It should be quite entertaining, especially for Krauts, when more displaced hoards arrive at the border. If they have extended family resident in the UK they'll more than likely end up beside you WC baby. Panzermurphybaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 28 minutes ago, White Cunt said: No surprise there, really. There will be a substantial backhanded envelope from several arm suppliers, keen to offload some rusting overstock on the gullible Ottomans. It should be quite entertaining, especially for Krauts, when more displaced hoards arrive at the border. My old French grandmother had an Ottoman at the bottom of her bed. He used to give her a good back-scuttling every night. She was the gullible one. Does this help? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: My old French grandmother had an Ottoman at the bottom of her bed. He used to give her a good back-scuttling every night. She was the gullible one. Does this help? My aunt had a tall boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 32 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: My aunt had a tall boy. My grandmother had her tallboy cut in half Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 My mom had an ottoman which you could lift the top cushion off of and store books and magazines and such in the base. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 *Tumbleweed* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 15 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: My mom had an ottoman which you could lift the top cushion off of and store books and magazines and such in the base. She should have put you in it at fucking birth and forgot about you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 1 hour ago, Decimus said: She should have put you in it at fucking birth and forgot about you. She didn't have it at the time I was born. I was already a teenager and way too big to stuff in there by the time she purchased it. Guess you'll have to conjure up some other infant death fantasy to amuse yourself with. Maybe something involving that little McCann girl you were puking your disgusting bile about earlier. Or the child who got chucked over a 10 story railing that you were crowing about. But you're probably bored with those by now, though. Maybe there will soon be stories in the news again and pictures online, of children gruesomely slaughtered by ISIS, which will bring some rare rays of sunlight and joy into that lump of shit you've come to refer to over the long, seemingly endless years, as your "life". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 You should hear the terrible things he says about the Lindbergh baby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 17 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Maybe something involving that little McCann girl you were puking your disgusting bile about earlier. How about that? Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 12 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: You should hear the terrible things he says about the Lindbergh baby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 Just now, Decimus said: How about that? Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 29 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: She didn't have it at the time I was born. I was already a teenager and way too big to stuff in there by the time she purchased it. Guess you'll have to conjure up some other infant death fantasy to amuse yourself with. Maybe something involving that little McCann girl you were puking your disgusting bile about earlier. Or the child who got chucked over a 10 story railing that you were crowing about. But you're probably bored with those by now, though. Maybe there will soon be stories in the news again and pictures online, of children gruesomely slaughtered by ISIS, which will bring some rare rays of sunlight and joy into that lump of shit you've come to refer to over the long, seemingly endless years, as your life. This new tactic of trying to shame cunts because they sometimes laugh at dead children isn't going to get you anywhere. Seeing as you're a thick Yank I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume that you really do think there's genuine malevolence behind it and not just trying, pathetically, to stir shit. The only reason someone on here would seemingly take the piss out of an injured or dead child is to get a rise out of pearl-clutching little busybodies such as yourself. They probably don't give a fuck either way about the kid in question and see it simply as a springboard topic to get your type to duck their heads up over the parapet, and as long as they aren't going on about how much they want so shag them, then you're just making yourself look like a morally projecting little wanker when you get so worked up about the entire thing. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 @Dustyballs Who the fuck are you and why do you have a 90's T-Shirt image as your avatar? You're not one of them furry pervs, are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 58 minutes ago, Roadkill said: This new tactic of trying to shame cunts because they sometimes laugh at dead children isn't going to get you anywhere. Seeing as you're a thick Yank I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume that you really do think there's genuine malevolence behind it and not just trying, pathetically, to stir shit. The only reason someone on here would seemingly take the piss out of an injured or dead child is to get a rise out of pearl-clutching little busybodies such as yourself. They probably don't give a fuck either way about the kid in question and see it simply as a springboard topic to get your type to duck their heads up over the parapet, and as long as they aren't going on about how much they want so shag them, then you're just making yourself look like a morally projecting little wanker when you get so worked up about the entire thing. And being the thick, self-adoring cunt that YOU obviously are, it never occurred to you that I was basically doing the same thing, though sort of in reverse, to your hero/master Drecks. And by extension, since you've decided to poke your pointy little wet snout into the fray, now you as well. And just as you have observed about me while being blind to your own projected image, you too are making yourself look like a morally projecting little wanker when you get so worked up about the entire thing. I've noticed that your "specialty" seems to be projecting your own shortcomings onto others. I'm wondering, is that a consciously designed tactic on your part, or are you just a clueless dunce who is so arrogant and utterly lacking in self awareness, that you just don't realize you're doing it? Either way, no positive reflection on you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 2 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: And being the thick, self-adoring cunt that YOU obviously are, it never occurred to you that I was basically doing the same thing, though sort of in reverse, to your hero/master Drecks. And by extension, since you've decided to poke your pointy little wet snout into the fray, now you as well. And just as you have observed about me while being blind to your own projected image, you too are making yourself look like a morally projecting little wanker when you get so worked up about the entire thing. I've noticed that your "specialty" seems to be projecting your own shortcomings onto others. I'm wondering, is that a consciously designed tactic on your part, or are you just a clueless dunce who is so arrogant and utterly lacking in self awareness, that you just don't realize you're doing it? Either way, no positive reflection on you. So what you're trying to say here is... "No, you are". Again. Long-winded faggot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 Just now, Roadkill said: So what you're trying to say here is... "No, you are". Again. Long-winded faggot. He does go on a bit, doesn’t he? And it’s always in the same humourless, monologue style. Bet he’s a fucking bundle of laughs in real life. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 13 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: And being the thick, self-adoring cunt that YOU obviously are, it never occurred to you that I was basically doing the same thing, though sort of in reverse, to your hero/master Drecks. And by extension, since you've decided to poke your pointy little wet snout into the fray, now you as well. And just as you have observed about me while being blind to your own projected image, you too are making yourself look like a morally projecting little wanker when you get so worked up about the entire thing. I've noticed that your "specialty" seems to be projecting your own shortcomings onto others. I'm wondering, is that a consciously designed tactic on your part, or are you just a clueless dunce who is so arrogant and utterly lacking in self awareness, that you just don't realize you're doing it? Either way, no positive reflection on you. Established members can afford to ramble endlessly like a dribbling spastic cunt, but for the also-rans at the bottom of the pile, it's important to get yourself noticed with short, punchy rebuttals. Count to three, and if you haven't thought of anything funny to say within that short amount of time, don't bother posting ever again. Fucking idiot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: as a springboard topic t I like it. Kid flies off the balcony....lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 8 minutes ago, Roadkill said: So what you're trying to say here is... "No, you are". Again. Long-winded faggot. So what you're trying to say here is... "No, you are". Again. Limp-wristed faggot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 13, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 1 hour ago, Decimus said: How about that? Idiot. Paging @Frank to the main board This should be good 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 1 minute ago, Salty Piss Flap said: So what you're trying to say here is... "No, you are". Again. Limp-wristed faggot. This I like. Keep repeating my posts. Far better quality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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