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10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Caroline Flack... nice body.

Or as the necrophilies would put it:  A flack in the sack is worth one up her back. 

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23 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said:

Yep. Been there and witnessed it, RK. The fashion industry is another major culprit. Countries like India (particularly its 'real' people) are better-off without money. They don't need it to live a life, and yet to live a life they need money. I stayed at a village in Nepal, where they still live as they did since 200 BC, and the fuckers wanted for nothing. There was nothing remotely 21st century within 150 mile radius (you know, like up there where you is) and if not for me kids, I'd still be there now. It was fucking paradise.  Look at it another way, Australia would be a better place filled only with Abo's and USA with Native American Indians... even though some would suggest that they still are? Give Africa back to the Zulu's, and fuck the Welsh out of UK. Problems solved. 

I hate to say it but the Welsh are the last remnants of truly native Britons. The rest of us cunts are mostly rape-children or the unwanted leftovers of the Vikings, Germans, Romans or, 'eavens forbid, French. Or lost Scots.

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4 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

I hate to say it but the Welsh are the last remnants of truly native Britons. The rest of us cunts are mostly rape-children or the unwanted leftovers of the Vikings, Germans, Romans or, 'eavens forbid, French. Or lost Scots.

There's always Harwich. It started as one single family and they've been breeding in-house for thousands of years. 

High-Seven!

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19 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

I hate to say it but the Welsh are the last remnants of truly native Britons. The rest of us cunts are mostly rape-children or the unwanted leftovers of the Vikings, Germans, Romans or, 'eavens forbid, French. Or lost Scots.

is 'eavens. 

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1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I have a theory that the overdose was an attention seeking ploy that went wrong. oops.

"Remember, love, you don't want to make those hesitation cuts too deep now..."

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2 hours ago, Roadkill said:

I hate to say it but the Welsh are the last remnants of truly native Britons. The rest of us cunts are mostly rape-children or the unwanted leftovers of the Vikings, Germans, Romans or, 'eavens forbid, French. Or lost Scots.

I thought the Welsh were paddies that couldn't swim! 

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3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I thought the Welsh were paddies that couldn't swim! 

The Welsh, swim the baaaaaackstroke. 

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1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said:

Like Homo floresiensis, only with smaller everything.

I'd say most taffs were more australopithecus in appearance albeit pissed out their tiny skulls after 6pm most days. As for those northern savages in skirts, having visited Glasgow I'm not even sure they're humanoid up there. If the highlands become largely forested again with any luck the natives will find a good tree a climb up the cunt and go about the evolutionary steps they missed out first time round. They could become good "sport" for English lairds, shooting and/or raping

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6 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

I'd say most taffs were more australopithecus in appearance albeit pissed out their tiny skulls after 6pm most days. As for those northern savages in skirts, having visited Glasgow I'm not even sure they're humanoid up there. If the highlands become largely forested again with any luck the natives will find a good tree a climb up the cunt and go about the evolutionary steps they missed out first time round. They could become good "sport" for English lairds, shooting and/or raping

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On 03/05/2020 at 21:41, judgetwi said:

Whatever the bonus may or may not be it won’t compare with the 10 grand MPs have already awarded themselves for the terrible hardship of “working from home.” 

Presumably that’s to compensate for the expenses they are not able to fiddle when they are sat at home on their fat lying arses.

So now it’s down to getting the drugs and male/female escorts in a timely manner, to spend the money responsibly.

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I've just seen some cunt on the news (the fucking "news", for fuck's sake) playing his violin at work in an attempt to "raise morale in the face of Covid-19."

I have been doing my bit to keep morale high too, like any true gentleman, by not playing the bagpipes.

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4 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

I've just seen some cunt on the news (the fucking "news", for fuck's sake) playing his violin at work in an attempt to "raise morale in the face of Covid-19."

I have been doing my bit to keep morale high too, like any true gentleman, by not playing the bagpipes.

Oh of course. Out of all the instruments in the world the one that would cheer everybody up is the fucking violin. What would cheer me up if I was a patient is somebody shoving it up the cunts arse. That would cheer me up no end. 

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4 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

I've just seen some cunt on the news (the fucking "news", for fuck's sake) playing his violin at work in an attempt to "raise morale in the face of Covid-19."

I have been doing my bit to keep morale high too, like any true gentleman, by not playing the bagpipes.

More serious things Baws it looks like the virus was circulating and infecting earlier than originally thought with potential cases in France and the UK in December.

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27 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said:

More serious things Baws it looks like the virus was circulating and infecting earlier than originally thought with potential cases in France and the UK in December.

Indeed, and as far back as October.  More recently, now it's The Isle of Skye which looks as though it will be devastated. Oh well, at least you can Track & Trace Covid 19 on The Isle of Wight with Parcelforce 48 

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2 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said:

More serious things Baws it looks like the virus was circulating and infecting earlier than originally thought with potential cases in France and the UK in December.

Sky News Australia reported last week that they have documented evidence of 260 cases in Wuhan in November. The WHO were notified by Taiwan of the virus and it’s ability to jump from human to human on 31 Dec. As the WHO have their tongues so far up the arse of the CCP in refusing to deal with Taiwan they ignored their warning and now say they can’t find any record of the warning. Bunch of fucking treacherous  lying cunts all of them. Bill Gates is also the second biggest donor to the WHO after the US with the U.K. third on 200 odd million quid, so it’s not surprising that our cowardly politicians won’t even question the WHOs actions. Oh and Mr Gates also gives millions of pounds to various BBC institutions so you’ll never hear any criticism of him or his companies on the good old Beeb. All up to their necks in it together.

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1 hour ago, King Billy said:

Sky News Australia reported last week that they have documented evidence of 260 cases in Wuhan in November. The WHO were notified by Taiwan of the virus and it’s ability to jump from human to human on 31 Dec. As the WHO have their tongues so far up the arse of the CCP in refusing to deal with Taiwan they ignored their warning and now say they can’t find any record of the warning. Bunch of fucking treacherous  lying cunts all of them. Bill Gates is also the second biggest donor to the WHO after the US with the U.K. third on 200 odd million quid, so it’s not surprising that our cowardly politicians won’t even question the WHOs actions. Oh and Mr Gates also gives millions of pounds to various BBC institutions so you’ll never hear any criticism of him or his companies on the good old Beeb. All up to their necks in it together.

That may have something to do with the UN and its agencies not recognising Taiwan as a sovereign state.

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2 hours ago, King Billy said:

Sky News Australia reported last week that they have documented evidence of 260 cases in Wuhan in November. The WHO were notified by Taiwan of the virus and it’s ability to jump from human to human on 31 Dec. As the WHO have their tongues so far up the arse of the CCP in refusing to deal with Taiwan they ignored their warning and now say they can’t find any record of the warning. Bunch of fucking treacherous  lying cunts all of them. Bill Gates is also the second biggest donor to the WHO after the US with the U.K. third on 200 odd million quid, so it’s not surprising that our cowardly politicians won’t even question the WHOs actions. Oh and Mr Gates also gives millions of pounds to various BBC institutions so you’ll never hear any criticism of him or his companies on the good old Beeb. All up to their necks in it together.

I can imagine you up to neck in oil,whores,baby oil and the dirty Mac brigade....Did you wear a dirty Mac when you ran your disgusting establishment?

Fuck off in advance.

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