Stubby Pecker Posted November 26, 2020 Report Share Posted November 26, 2020 Just now, Last Cunt Standing said: Didn’t Sooty go gay and run off with Bungle from Rainbow? Now I’ve said that out loud, I’m off to sandpaper my retinas. Probably use said sandpaper to wank your cock raw as well you filthy antipodean bastard. Make sure it’s yellow and visualise Davey Warner as you approach the vinegar strokes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted November 26, 2020 Report Share Posted November 26, 2020 29 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Probably use said sandpaper to wank your cock raw as well you filthy antipodean bastard. Make sure it’s yellow and visualise Davey Warner as you approach the vinegar strokes There are many English things I have given up on, Stubbs, but Sir Jimmy Anderson is not one of them. I’ll be in the Barmy Army section next November, don’t you worry. I just get to go home and sleep in my own bed this time. David Warner, since you ask, is a Cunt. He isn’t touring overseas anymore, apparently it’s too hard being away from your family. Cry baby. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 26, 2020 Report Share Posted November 26, 2020 I noticed on Sky sports there's a 'Football blacklist'. From what I can tell, there will be an award given to a black player similar to the Sports Personality of the year, run by the British Broadcasting Commies. Marvelous https://www.premierleague.com/news/1908291 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 26, 2020 Report Share Posted November 26, 2020 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: 'Just because some moistened bint lobs a scimitar at you, it doesn't make you king of the Britons.' .........and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 27, 2020 Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 3 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: There are many English things I have given up on, Stubbs, but Sir Jimmy Anderson is not one of them. I’ll be in the Barmy Army section next November, don’t you worry. I just get to go home and sleep in my own bed this time. David Warner, since you ask, is a Cunt. He isn’t touring overseas anymore, apparently it’s too hard being away from your family. Cry baby. Warner was fucking useless in Australias last tour here. He couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo. I don't know who I hate more, him or that cheating wanker Smith. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 27, 2020 Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 2 hours ago, cuntspotter said: .........and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped. Its biscuit shaped. XTC said it is. Mind you they said it was football shaped as well. Want to make up their fucking minds. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted November 27, 2020 Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Warner was fucking useless in Australias last tour here. He couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo. I don't know who I hate more, him or that cheating wanker Smith. Neither are likeable but Warner is almost a spent force and he knows it. Smith is more dangerous. You should see the whitewash job the media have done on Smith over here. Best in the world, next Bradman, genius, it’s all been said lately. The Barmy Army won’t forget though. I only hope I can get my orbital sander past the goons on the gate at the Optus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted November 27, 2020 Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 11 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Why do they need a month to explain black history? '50,000 years ago we sat in mud and we fucking stank. Now, we sit in mud and we fucking stink.' At one point Ethiopia was quite impressive, but then Italy attempted to invade, and it all went downhill from that point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted November 27, 2020 Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 1 hour ago, Weary&Disgusted said: At one point Ethiopia was quite impressive, but then Italy attempted to invade, and it all went downhill from that point. So the eyeties are to blame for the current state of the third world then, ethiopia could have been the next benidorm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted November 27, 2020 Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 On 03/11/2020 at 14:26, Fatty said: Except estate agents, you lot need to get cancer and die Can’t argue with that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 27, 2020 Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 7 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Neither are likeable but Warner is almost a spent force and he knows it. Smith is more dangerous. You should see the whitewash job the media have done on Smith over here. Best in the world, next Bradman, genius, it’s all been said lately. The Barmy Army won’t forget though. I only hope I can get my orbital sander past the goons on the gate at the Optus. If you look at his action he walks across his stumps which makes it difficult to bowl him and his timing is immaculate, which makes it difficult to get the LBW. One way to bowl at him is to aim at middle and leg and pack the onside field. This would limit his scoring chances. Warner is now primary a T20 player in the IPL with Hyderbad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 27, 2020 Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 8 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Neither are likeable but Warner is almost a spent force and he knows it. Smith is more dangerous. You should see the whitewash job the media have done on Smith over here. Best in the world, next Bradman, genius, it’s all been said lately. The Barmy Army won’t forget though. I only hope I can get my orbital sander past the goons on the gate at the Optus. The nearest player to Bradman in recent years IMO is Steve Waugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 27, 2020 Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 19 hours ago, Decimus said: Part two is coming soon, Aitch, the sequel no one asked for or wanted. Fuck off. "Irons" is where I went wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 27, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 8 hours ago, Fatty said: Can’t argue with that! Stop drinking, you’re on wheel cleaning at 7am, don’t disappoint or else.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 27, 2020 Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 20 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: There are many English things I have given up on, Stubbs, but Sir Jimmy Anderson is not one of them. I’ll be in the Barmy Army section next November, don’t you worry. I just get to go home and sleep in my own bed this time. David Warner, since you ask, is a Cunt. He isn’t touring overseas anymore, apparently it’s too hard being away from your family. Cry baby. Warner indeed is a massive cunt. Liked to give it but couldn’t take it, so when piggy nosed safa wicky de kock enquired to how much his mrs liked other blokes cocks (she was rooting some NRL player I think) he lost it, the nasty little shit. He was bloody useless last summer and any ball that moves off the straight reinforces his flat track bull status. All the Aussie I know think he’s a cunt as well. Back on topic, darkie Andrew Symonds was a cunt as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 27, 2020 Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 On 26/11/2020 at 20:31, Cuntybaws said: Very convincing. Now, explain Australian Aborigines. Strange looking black cunts who talk funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted November 27, 2020 Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 1 minute ago, King Billy said: Strange looking black cunts who talk funny. Nah, needs garlic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 27, 2020 Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 On 26/11/2020 at 20:33, ChildeHarold said: Fuck off. Give and take will get you a long way in life. Give over and take yourself off ffs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 27, 2020 Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 3 minutes ago, Goober said: Nah, needs garlic. He was asking if we're allowed to eat these men. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted November 27, 2020 Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 22 minutes ago, King Billy said: Give over and take yourself off ffs. I think you meant, give over and off yourself. No thanks needed, but a Christmas tree discount wouldn't go amiss. (Do you run a Corner discount scheme? I want something that doesn't drop needles, but also doesn't smell of cat piss) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 27, 2020 Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: He was asking if we're allowed to eat these men. Chocolate soldiers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 27, 2020 Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 (edited) 10 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: Chocolate soldiers? Like the black GIs that split you in 2 on VE Day? Edited November 28, 2020 by Mrs Roops 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 27, 2020 Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 44 minutes ago, Goober said: I want something that doesn't drop needles, but also doesn't smell of cat piss) That rules Panzy out then. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted November 27, 2020 Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 8 minutes ago, King Billy said: That rules Panzy out then. Cat piss and rotten potatoes. Nasty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 27, 2020 Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 9 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Like the black GIs that split you in 2 on VE Day? ok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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