Old Chap Raasclaat Posted November 5, 2020 Report Share Posted November 5, 2020 What a load of cunts, firstly you get the proper wanker one's who have 'Kevin' written in bright lights in their cab so every non interested cunt can see who they are. What about the wankers who have four hundred lights on their truck and when they flash another truck light up the whole motorway (potentially exposing me getting my dick sucked). They also have that my vehicle is bigger than yours so I am always right attitude and a lot of the fat cunts are have a go heroes and try and stop cars fleeing from the police only to cause more problems for everyone. Lastly the cunts should be made to stay in the slow lane, any attempt at overtaking another fat cunt driver should be punishable by being dragged down the M4 tied to their own truck. The amount of tail backs I have to put up with whilst driving my expensive German car is unacceptable because two lorries take up two lanes for a mile whilst one is trying to overtake. I won't get started on the eastern european ones either. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 5, 2020 Report Share Posted November 5, 2020 1 hour ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: What a load of cunts, firstly you get the proper wanker one's who have 'Kevin' written in bright lights in their cab so every non interested cunt can see who they are. What about the wankers who have four hundred lights on their truck and when they flash another truck light up the whole motorway (potentially exposing me getting my dick sucked). They also have that my vehicle is bigger than yours so I am always right attitude and a lot of the fat cunts are have a go heroes and try and stop cars fleeing from the police only to cause more problems for everyone. Lastly the cunts should be made to stay in the slow lane, any attempt at overtaking another fat cunt driver should be punishable by being dragged down the M4 tied to their own truck. The amount of tail backs I have to put up with whilst driving my expensive German car is unacceptable because two lorries take up two lanes for a mile whilst one is trying to overtake. I won't get started on the eastern european ones either. Fuck off. what about the prossie murdering ones? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted November 5, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 5, 2020 5 minutes ago, Eddie said: what about the prossie murdering ones? Another reason to beat these trucker fuckers up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 5, 2020 Report Share Posted November 5, 2020 Sorry to come all over Cuntybaws (ooooh Matron!) but ......'Lorry Driver's' what? Yorkie bars? Transport cafes? Exaggerated sense of entitlement? Membership of the Central Lane Owners Club? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 5, 2020 Report Share Posted November 5, 2020 30 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Sorry to come all over Cuntybaws (ooooh Matron!) but ......'Lorry Driver's' what? You bastard, I actually logged on just now specifically to say that very thing! I'm 100% on board with the overtaking comments in the OP, especially when the cunts decide to do it on a gentle incline travelling just 0.01 mph faster than the snail's pace other lorry that they're overtaking. I've written to several major car manufacturers demanding that Sidewinder missiles be available as an option on their executive models, but so far I haven't had the courtesy of a response. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted November 5, 2020 Report Share Posted November 5, 2020 Their lorries provide the most valuable tail wind to leach onto, when one’s weary eyes need some few hours of proper rest on a long journey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 5, 2020 Report Share Posted November 5, 2020 Lorry drivers are Disco drivers in their spare time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted November 6, 2020 Report Share Posted November 6, 2020 Being a lorry driver for a job is for especially thick cunts that think it's a doddle of a job because they're sitting down all day. The intelligent people like me drive a mouse on a desk all day which also allows me to sit on my arse but I have the added comfort of taking a nap when I fucking feel like it without fear of killing some parents and a few kids on a day trip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 6, 2020 Report Share Posted November 6, 2020 9 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Being a lorry driver for a job is for especially thick cunts that think it's a doddle of a job because they're sitting down all day. The intelligent people like me drive a mouse on a desk all day which also allows me to sit on my arse but I have the added comfort of taking a nap when I fucking feel like it without fear of killing some parents and a few kids on a day trip. Can you order Kestrel Super on line then? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted November 6, 2020 Report Share Posted November 6, 2020 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: Can you order Kestrel Super on line then? I'm just drinking Corona at the moment, and lots of it, to try and build antibodies apparently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 6, 2020 Report Share Posted November 6, 2020 1 minute ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I'm just drinking Corona at the moment, and lots of it, to try and build antibodies apparently. I bet you even have a slice of lemon in the top of it you ponce? What's wrong with the local swill, Adnams for example? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted November 6, 2020 Report Share Posted November 6, 2020 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: I bet you even have a slice of lemon in the top of it you ponce? What's wrong with the local swill, Adnams for example? It's a slice of lime you cretin, and it counts towards your 5 a day. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 6, 2020 Report Share Posted November 6, 2020 2 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I'm just drinking Corona at the moment, and lots of it, to try and build antibodies apparently. I've smoked 10 Coronas this week so well antibodied up. Mind you, I've been coughing like a cunt all day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 6, 2020 Report Share Posted November 6, 2020 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: It's a slice of lime you cretin, and it counts towards your 5 a day. Well fuck me, you learn something everyday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted November 6, 2020 Report Share Posted November 6, 2020 3 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: It's a slice of lime you cretin, and it counts towards your 5 a day. Salt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted November 6, 2020 Report Share Posted November 6, 2020 4 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: It's a slice of lime you cretin, and it counts towards your 5 a day. Does that add to your 250% RDA of Vitamin T (urban dictionary definition). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted November 15, 2020 Report Share Posted November 15, 2020 Lorry / bus drivers who let other lorry / buses or tractors out into the traffic is my main problem, think they deserve to be injected in the eye with HIV for that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 15, 2020 Report Share Posted November 15, 2020 1 hour ago, Williewhoopassjohnson said: they deserve to be injected in the eye with HIV for that If punkape did kitten eyes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 15, 2020 Report Share Posted November 15, 2020 On 05/11/2020 at 10:25, Old Chap Raasclaat said: What a load of cunts, firstly you get the proper wanker one's who have 'Kevin' written in bright lights in their cab so every non interested cunt can see who they are. What about the wankers who have four hundred lights on their truck and when they flash another truck light up the whole motorway (potentially exposing me getting my dick sucked). They also have that my vehicle is bigger than yours so I am always right attitude and a lot of the fat cunts are have a go heroes and try and stop cars fleeing from the police only to cause more problems for everyone. Lastly the cunts should be made to stay in the slow lane, any attempt at overtaking another fat cunt driver should be punishable by being dragged down the M4 tied to their own truck. The amount of tail backs I have to put up with whilst driving my expensive German car is unacceptable because two lorries take up two lanes for a mile whilst one is trying to overtake. I won't get started on the eastern european ones either. Fuck off. Allright Kevin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 15, 2020 Report Share Posted November 15, 2020 On 05/11/2020 at 12:49, Jiggerycock said: Sorry to come all over Cuntybaws (ooooh Matron!) but ......'Lorry Driver's' what? Yorkie bars? Transport cafes? Exaggerated sense of entitlement? Membership of the Central Lane Owners Club? One little misplaced apostrophe and you’re diminished. When you’re toking on OCR’s stuff, punctuation ain’t important. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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