Has Anyone Cunted The Government In The Last 24hrs ?

[Major Cunt]

5 minutes ago, cuntspotter said:

You don’t know the half of it ,Goober. Has have any of you ever walked around Pontypool?

Never, and have no intention of ever doing so. You do have some stunning scenery in Wales though. I've always found the Welsh from the south less hostile to the English, but the cunts in the North have to deal with scouser's visiting, so I can understand their hostility. 

[Major Cunt]

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Apparently he was quite charismatic. And an animal lover, so not all bad. After all, it was only a few poofs that he got rid of. 

I'm starting to like him.

He didn't really think it through though, did he? Obviously living in a London flat ruled out the Fred West technique, but if he'd have chopped the bodies into small pieces before stuffing them down a drain, he might still be a librarian... 

[Eric Cuntman]

3 minutes ago, Major Cunt said:

He didn't really think it through though, did he? Obviously living in a London flat ruled out the Fred West technique, but if he'd have chopped the bodies into small pieces before stuffing them down a drain, he might still be a librarian... 

Who was the acid bath murderer? He got caught eventually because despite the acid getting rid of flesh and bone, it didn't dissolve the fat, and a huge ball of human blubber was found blocking his drain. 😊 lovely. 

[cuntspotter]

2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Who was the acid bath murderer? He got caught eventually because despite the acid getting rid of flesh and bone, it didn't dissolve the fat, and a huge ball of human blubber was found blocking his drain. 😊 lovely. 

Haigh .... john Haigh. ...I think they found teeth as well.

[Eric Cuntman]

4 minutes ago, cuntspotter said:

Haigh .... john Haigh. 

That's the cunt. Always get mixed up with him, Crippen and Christie.

[Eric Cuntman]

8 minutes ago, cuntspotter said:

Haigh .... john Haigh. ...I think they found teeth as well.

Do you remember the woman who was in the Guinness book of records for having the largest ovarian cyst ever to be removed? Apparently it weighed as much as the rest of her and when they examined it, it had hair, teeth and fingernails growing in it! How fucking bizarre. And revolting.

[Eddie]

Just now, Eric Cuntman said:

Do you remember the woman who was in the Guinness book of records for having the largest ovarian cyst ever to be removed? Apparently it weighed as much as the rest of her and when they examined it, it had hair, teeth and fingernails growing in it! How fucking bizarre. And revolting.

It lived and is now posting as profB . 

[Major Cunt]

5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Who was the acid bath murderer? He got caught eventually because despite the acid getting rid of flesh and bone, it didn't dissolve the fat, and a huge ball of human blubber was found blocking his drain. 😊 lovely. 

That's the problem with all these psychopathic murderers, they all fuck up and get collared. I watched a documentary on "The Green River Killer" based somewhere in the States. He killed over 50 prostitutes and was even pulled in as a suspected, but once DNA evidence was perfected, and permitted in court cases he was nicked. 

A really creepy cunt who lead a normal life, and thought he'd got away with it. He's the most prolific serial killer in history. 

[Goober]

13 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Who was the acid bath murderer? He got caught eventually because despite the acid getting rid of flesh and bone, it didn't dissolve the fat, and a huge ball of human blubber was found blocking his drain. 😊 lovely. 

What a fucking amateur. 

Gently heated concentrated potassium hydroxide, with some additional soluene if you want to go full belt and braces, will dissolve an entire body in no time. Just need somewhere to flush the resulting pink goo afterwards. 

[Major Cunt]

5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Do you remember the woman who was in the Guinness book of records for having the largest ovarian cyst ever to be removed? Apparently it weighed as much as the rest of her and when they examined it, it had hair, teeth and fingernails growing in it! How fucking bizarre. And revolting.

I'm gonna Google that! 

[cuntspotter]

15 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Do you remember the woman who was in the Guinness book of records for having the largest ovarian cyst ever to be removed? Apparently it weighed as much as the rest of her and when they examined it, it had hair, teeth and fingernails growing in it! How fucking bizarre. And revolting.

Sounds like she had a lodger.

[Eric Cuntman]

11 minutes ago, Major Cunt said:

That's the problem with all these psychopathic murderers, they all fuck up and get collared. I watched a documentary on "The Green River Killer" based somewhere in the States. He killed over 50 prostitutes and was even pulled in as a suspected, but once DNA evidence was perfected, and permitted in court cases he was nicked. 

A really creepy cunt who lead a normal life, and thought he'd got away with it. He's the most prolific serial killer in history. 

There was a Russian one, whose body count is believed to be north of 250. He was a paid up communist party member, which might explain the authorities lack of enthusiasm for catching him. 

There's a film telling the story. 'Citizen X'

[Major Cunt]

2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

There was a Russian one, whose body count is believed to be north of 250. He was a paid up communist party member, which might explain the authorities lack of enthusiasm for catching him. 

There's a film telling the story. 'Citizen X'

That'll make some Christmas viewing. There's also the likes of the 'Iceman', but as he worked as a hitman is not classed as a serial killer. 

[Eric Cuntman]

3 minutes ago, Major Cunt said:

That'll make some Christmas viewing. There's also the likes of the 'Iceman', but as he worked as a hitman is not classed as a serial killer. 

I've seen that one. Polish bloke who told his wife he worked as a film editor for Disney, when he was actually out shooting people for the Wops.

[PANZER MURPHY]

1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said:

 

The major has you bang to rights panzy and your 100% predictable “all yooz brits are fookin’ tik” response is a point in case. I was going to say up your game you’re better than this but I’d be wrong- your not. You’ve got a chip on both shoulders and always will have. Change the record or fuck off

Skimming the deal..im pleased with it so far

PANZERMURPHYBABY 

[Cuntybaws]

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

That's the cunt. Always get mixed up with him, Crippen and Christie.

Mrs Baws is a devotee of all that serial killer shit, having worked professionally with the criminally insane for a while. She was particularly pleased when the Yorkshire Ripper told her during a visit to Broadmoor that she had a nice arse. True story, that.

[Eddie]

5 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Mrs Baws is a devotee of all that serial killer shit, having worked professionally with the criminally insane for a while. She was particularly pleased when the Yorkshire Ripper told her during a visit to Broadmoor that she had a nice arse. True story, that.

Let’s face it the mans a charmer, one swing of the hammer and any girl was his. 

[Decimus]

3 minutes ago, Eddie said:

Let’s face it the mans a charmer, one swing of the hammer and any girl was his. 

Do you recall the time that Fender turned up to meet you for a straightener on the cobbles and brought his three small children as back up?

[ChildeHarold]

3 hours ago, cuntspotter said:

I tend to agree...Frank Packenham (Lord Longford) was a good hearted but arguably misguided man of high principle. The British people simply could not understand his Christian commitment to forgiveness. Neither could the parents of Brady’s victims.

I like the Longfords because they were a good old fashioned pair of champagne socialists. The TV drama documentary about him with Jim Briadbent was pure character assassination making him out to be a dithering fool whereas he had a very precise set of beliefs based on Christian principles. As a couple they were committed and philanthropic and the sort of people this country or any country should be glad to have. 

[Eric Cuntman]

20 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

I like the Longfords because they were a good old fashioned pair of champagne socialists. The TV drama documentary about him with Jim Briadbent was pure character assassination making him out to be a dithering fool whereas he had a very precise set of beliefs based on Christian principles. As a couple they were committed and philanthropic and the sort of people this country or any country should be glad to have. 

Take your nonce worshipping sensibilities, and shove them up your fucking arse.

[Decimus]

30 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

As a couple they were committed and philanthropic and the sort of people this country or any country should be glad to have. 

Unless you're the parent of a dead child buried in an unknown location on a moor that you will never be able to properly lay to rest. Then you'd probably think he was a bit of a cunt, no?

Some things are unforgivable, Aitch, even by Longford's fake fucking God.

[Eddie]

42 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Do you recall the time that Fender turned up to meet you for a straightener on the cobbles and brought his three small children as back up?

Yes 😂😂😂 he even had a picture of a newspaper for authentication of the date, all I can say he was very lucky I slept in that day, although being the cousin of snatch, with those family genes he probably would have read the hammer and hit me with the newspaper...

[Dyslexic cnut]

53 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Mrs Baws is a devotee of all that serial killer shit, having worked professionally with the criminally insane for a while. She was particularly pleased when the Yorkshire Ripper told her during a visit to Broadmoor that she had a nice arse. True story, that.

Have you seen the Netflix thing on Sutters? I had no idea how shite a police force could be. What a bunch of clueless cunts. But for a tiny faux pas, every munter in Yorkshire would be brown bread now. Not a bad thing but what kind of man leaves a couple of those tasty young students un-shagged?

[Eric Cuntman]

4 minutes ago, Eddie said:

Yes 😂😂😂 he even had a picture of a newspaper for authentication of the date, all I can say he was very lucky I slept in that day, although being the cousin of snatch, with those family genes he probably would have read the hammer and hit me with the newspaper...

I remember you getting cold feet over the Snatch fight when you discovered that they have superhuman strength.

[Eddie]

1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I remember you getting cold feet over the Snatch fight when you discovered that they have superhuman strength.

I miss that giant biker friend of the hells angels cocksucker. I bet he always had dirty finger nails and smelly fag breath.