Old Chap Raasclaat Posted October 26, 2021 Report Share Posted October 26, 2021 On 25/10/2021 at 10:32, Clavo said: I am regularly in the Torbay Hospital re the eye issue. Yes I've heard Gonorrhoea is painful on the old Japs eye. How are you getting on? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 26, 2021 Report Share Posted October 26, 2021 15 hours ago, King Billy said: I’m only 23. Best ring them up anyway to be safe, Billy. Apparently all you have to do these days is wave the phone over your stomach (maybe shove it up your arse on a video call) to detect any nasty stuff. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 26, 2021 Report Share Posted October 26, 2021 10 hours ago, Roadkill said: Best ring them up anyway to be safe, Billy. Apparently all you have to do these days is wave the phone over your stomach (maybe shove it up your arse on a video call) to detect any nasty stuff. I may be a little critical of the Zoom call culture which has become the ‘new normal’ for most GPs recently RK, but even I don’t know if I could, when asked by some 25 year old fit blonde doctor to show her what the problem is, drop my strides, point my phone at my arse and pull my cheeks wide open, in case my face still had a pervy grin on it when she’d had a good look and was happy she couldn’t find anything I should worry about. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 27, 2021 Report Share Posted October 27, 2021 21 hours ago, King Billy said: I may be a little critical of the Zoom call culture which has become the ‘new normal’ for most GPs recently RK, but even I don’t know if I could, when asked by some 25 year old fit blonde doctor to show her what the problem is, drop my strides, point my phone at my arse and pull my cheeks wide open, in case my face still had a pervy grin on it when she’d had a good look and was happy she couldn’t find anything I should worry about. My moussaka nearly came back up when I read the words "pull my cheeks wide open"🤢🤮 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted October 27, 2021 Report Share Posted October 27, 2021 22 hours ago, King Billy said: I may be a little critical of the Zoom call culture which has become the ‘new normal’ for most GPs recently RK, but even I don’t know if I could, when asked by some 25 year old fit blonde doctor to show her what the problem is, drop my strides, point my phone at my arse and pull my cheeks wide open, in case my face still had a pervy grin on it when she’d had a good look and was happy she couldn’t find anything I should worry about. In case she requires a more detailed 3D profile, install the phone on a hoopla hoop and spin it around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 27, 2021 Report Share Posted October 27, 2021 22 hours ago, King Billy said: I may be a little critical of the Zoom call culture which has become the ‘new normal’ for most GPs recently RK, but even I don’t know if I could, when asked by some 25 year old fit blonde doctor to show her what the problem is, drop my strides, point my phone at my arse and pull my cheeks wide open, in case my face still had a pervy grin on it when she’d had a good look and was happy she couldn’t find anything I should worry about. Fit blonde doctor? I’m guessing your GP is a square headed kraut called Hans and you really miss him jabbing his thumb up your wrong un and shouting “achtung!” you dorty cunt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted October 27, 2021 Report Share Posted October 27, 2021 On 25/10/2021 at 20:32, King Billy said: I’m only 23. You look cute XXX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 27, 2021 Report Share Posted October 27, 2021 1 minute ago, ProfB said: You look cute XXX I am cute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted October 27, 2021 Report Share Posted October 27, 2021 30 minutes ago, King Billy said: I am cute. Yes you are lovely person too. I love Billy King XXX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 27, 2021 Report Share Posted October 27, 2021 10 minutes ago, ProfB said: Yes you are lovely person too. I love Billy King XXX Prof I generally get a bad press on here. You’ve been around for some time.. where am I going wrong? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 27, 2021 Report Share Posted October 27, 2021 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Fit blonde doctor? I’m guessing your GP is a square headed kraut called Hans and you really miss him jabbing his thumb up your wrong un and shouting “achtung!” you dorty cunt My medical records are confidential,Stubby, so I will not be confirming this allegation. You will however be hearing from my lawyers regarding the source of your information and also insisting that you destroy any photos or video evidence of the procedures you’ve described. You can, for a small donation however, view everything you describe and more on my Only Fans account. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 27, 2021 Report Share Posted October 27, 2021 7 minutes ago, Frank said: Prof I generally get a bad press on here. You’ve been around for some time.. where am I going wrong? Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 27, 2021 Report Share Posted October 27, 2021 11 minutes ago, King Billy said: Idiot. Billy, we’re friends. Come on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted October 27, 2021 Report Share Posted October 27, 2021 On 26/10/2021 at 11:30, Mrs Roops said: Gosh, choices, choices...I think I'll go for "what" Sarcasm is not your strong point is it Mr Roops? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 27, 2021 Report Share Posted October 27, 2021 36 minutes ago, Frank said: Billy, we’re friends. Come on. I’m a thicko Frank. All my friends are idiots. I meant it as a compliment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 27, 2021 Report Share Posted October 27, 2021 49 minutes ago, King Billy said: I’m a thicko Frank. All my friends are idiots. I meant it as a compliment. I can’t quite put a finger on it, Billy, and without coming across all soppy, I think there might be some truth in the things you come out with. If I’m being brutally honest, I think I might’ve got you all wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 28, 2021 Report Share Posted October 28, 2021 22 minutes ago, Frank said: I can’t quite put a finger on it, Billy, and without coming across all soppy, I think there might be some truth in the things you come out with. If I’m being brutally honest, I think I might’ve got you all wrong. Everything I say is my truth Frank. I’m far too thick to lie. I’d never get away with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 28, 2021 Report Share Posted October 28, 2021 3 hours ago, Frank said: I can’t quite put a finger on it, Billy, and without coming across all soppy, I think there might be some truth in the things you come out with. If I’m being brutally honest, I think I might’ve got you all wrong. Easy on the commas. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted October 28, 2021 Report Share Posted October 28, 2021 9 hours ago, judgetwi said: Sarcasm is not your strong point is it Mr Roops? Its effective enough to elicit a lame response out of you apparently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted October 28, 2021 Report Share Posted October 28, 2021 15 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: My moussaka nearly came back up Were you dining chez Frank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 28, 2021 Report Share Posted October 28, 2021 20 hours ago, Frank said: Prof I generally get a bad press on here. You’ve been around for some time.. where am I going wrong? The first thing you’re doing wrong is posting your pointless fucking shite here. A second thing is continuing to breathe- this would solve point one lol fuck off you scrawny poof 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 29, 2021 Report Share Posted October 29, 2021 On 27/10/2021 at 23:47, judgetwi said: Sarcasm is not your strong point is it Mr Roops? Pull the other one, Tevye. How many times have you fallen back on the old "I was being sarcastic" card after making yourself look like a total cunt? Whilst I agree the lowest form of wit is a suitable form of humour for someone belonging to the lowest form of life, I think it's still probably a little bit too complex for you and your lot to comprehend. Mazel tov and fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted November 5, 2021 Report Share Posted November 5, 2021 On 29/10/2021 at 14:27, Decimus said: Pull the other one, Tevye. How many times have you fallen back on the old "I was being sarcastic" card after making yourself look like a total cunt? Whilst I agree the lowest form of wit is a suitable form of humour for someone belonging to the lowest form of life, I think it's still probably a little bit too complex for you and your lot to comprehend. Mazel tov and fuck off. I was referring to Mr Roops’s sarcasm not my own which, if you had bothered to read his reply, you would understand. You really aren’t very bright are you mate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 5, 2021 Report Share Posted November 5, 2021 8 hours ago, judgetwi said: I was referring to Mr Roops’s sarcasm not my own which, if you had bothered to read his reply, you would understand. You really aren’t very bright are you mate? When aren’t you? Helmet-flake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 5, 2021 Report Share Posted November 5, 2021 8 hours ago, judgetwi said: I was referring to Mr Roops’s sarcasm not my own which, if you had bothered to read his reply, you would understand. You really aren’t very bright are you mate? Is it not against the rules to mention a member/admin's spouse in posts? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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