Eric Cuntman Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 16 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said: I knew you would solve the mystery Scooby We would have got away with it, if it weren't for these meddling flids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SlipperyHorribleCunt Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 Devon will be one of the first places to be swallowed up by the ocean along with crumby cornwall and all the cunts in it when the ice-caps melt, has anyone got a big fucking magnifying glass to dangle over the Antarctic so we can speed this process up please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 3 minutes ago, SlipperyHorribleCunt said: Devon will be one of the first places to be swallowed up by the ocean along with crumby cornwall and all the cunts in it when the ice-caps melt, has anyone got a big fucking magnifying glass to dangle over the Antarctic so we can speed this process up please? No but I could lend you a map. The biggest threat to the uk would be the ice caps of Greenland. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SlipperyHorribleCunt Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 No, i need to flood the place from the south, perhaps just slow down the melting process once we have got past and flooded all the cunts in Westminster. 3 minutes ago, KingRollo said: No but I could lend you a map. The biggest threat to the uk would be the ice caps of Greenland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 4 minutes ago, SlipperyHorribleCunt said: No, i need to flood the place from the south, perhaps just slow down the melting process once we have got past and flooded all the cunts in Westminster. Any chance you could write your responses after the post you're responding to? Just for the sake of chronological progression... unless of course you're a filthy, yellow skinned, bat eating squinty eyed chink cunt. In which case I apologise for any inadvertent racism I may have exhibited. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 3 hours ago, Neil said: Dartmoor is quite nice if the weather is good,trouble is that it's good for about 3 days a year. I've been there in June and its been sleeting. Why do you think they built a prison there? More chance of surviving the fucking titanic than spending the night on the moors. Having said that I did get my first blowie near Haytor so not all bad. I'd wager you've spent a few years in Dartmoor when the Rascal ran out of petrol on an a-road, and the rozzers discovered a bound damsel in the back, and more Rohypnol than a branch of Boots. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 3 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: I'd wager you've spent a few years in Dartmoor when the Rascal ran out of petrol on an a-road, and the rozzers discovered a bound damsel in the back, and more Rohypnol than a branch of Boots. Neil is solely responsible for 99 percent of the Black Shuck sightings in Norfolk over the past 20 years. Covered in lamp black to avoid the glare of security lights, he can usually be found loping down lonely country roads on all fours. Scuttling along with his fat fucking tongue hanging out of his mouth, and his lipstick red dick tucked between his hairy, chafing thighs, he's pounced upon many a fair maiden caught out and about on a moonlit Norfolk night. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 37 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Any chance you could write your responses after the post you're responding to? Just for the sake of chronological progression... unless of course you're a filthy, yellow skinned, bat eating squinty eyed chink cunt. In which case I apologise for any inadvertent racism I may have exhibited. Don't go all liberal on us now Authoritah, you spineless worm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 28 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: I'd wager you've spent a few years in Dartmoor when the Rascal ran out of petrol on an a-road, and the rozzers discovered a bound damsel in the back, and more Rohypnol than a branch of Boots. How many points do you need on your Boots loyalty card for a gallon MC? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 1 hour ago, KingRollo said: No but I could lend you a map. The biggest threat to the uk would be the ice caps of Greenland. To a degree, Rolly. People forget that Antarctica holds the largest concentration of ice on the planet, and considering it was once part of South Africa it no doubt holds incredibly large deposits of gold and diamonds. There could well be the remnants of a lost civilisation. Plato spoke of Atlantis and the great flood that swallowed it. I'm just hypothesing, but considering there's a complete ban on independent exploration of the continent, I could be onto something. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 5 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: How many points do you need on your Boots loyalty card for a gallon MC? I'm sure Neil could answer this, DC, but I'd imagine he just ram raids his Bedford Rascal through the windows on false plates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 3, 2021 Report Share Posted March 3, 2021 52 minutes ago, ratcum said: Don't go all liberal on us now Authoritah, you spineless worm This is the most malicious thing that anyone's ever said to me. May Lemmy forgive you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 3, 2021 Report Share Posted March 3, 2021 45 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: To a degree, Rolly. People forget that Antarctica holds the largest concentration of ice on the planet, and considering it was once part of South Africa it no doubt holds incredibly large deposits of gold and diamonds. There could well be the remnants of a lost civilisation. Plato spoke of Atlantis and the great flood that swallowed it. I'm just hypothesing, but considering there's a complete ban on independent exploration of the continent, I could be onto something. Or there could be an alien ship that's been there for thousands of years. And there's alien bacteria what's frozen and Kurt Russel might find it and defrost it. And then it would turn some dogs into alien killer dogs and kill everyone and shit! Or it might just be a lump of frozen water. I like your theory though. Gold and diamonds... Cussler could write the film script, and Matthew McConnaughey would be in it. Yes! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted March 3, 2021 Report Share Posted March 3, 2021 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Or there could be an alien ship that's been there for thousands of years. And there's alien bacteria what's frozen and Kurt Russel might find it and defrost it. And then it would turn some dogs into alien killer dogs and kill everyone and shit! Or it might just be a lump of frozen water. I like your theory though. Gold and diamonds... Cussler could write the film script, and Matthew McConnaughey would be in it. Yes! Jesus Christ, Eric, are you touting for a contract for Highlander 5? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted March 3, 2021 Report Share Posted March 3, 2021 2 hours ago, Major Cunt said: To a degree, Rolly. People forget that Antarctica holds the largest concentration of ice on the planet, and considering it was once part of South Africa it no doubt holds incredibly large deposits of gold and diamonds. There could well be the remnants of a lost civilisation. Plato spoke of Atlantis and the great flood that swallowed it. I'm just hypothesing, but considering there's a complete ban on independent exploration of the continent, I could be onto something. I’m still not lending that idiot a magnifying glass, Major... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SlipperyHorribleCunt Posted March 3, 2021 Report Share Posted March 3, 2021 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Any chance you could write your responses after the post you're responding to? Just for the sake of chronological progression... unless of course you're a filthy, yellow skinned, bat eating squinty eyed chink cunt. In which case I apologise for any inadvertent racism I may have exhibited. Noted. But have just given me an idea. So we can ensure safe social distancing on here, from now on anybody that does become infected with slitty eyed cunt virus has to post their comments backwards. Just so we can get a little head count on if anyone has caught this phantom virus virus that nobody i know has. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted March 3, 2021 Report Share Posted March 3, 2021 Why would he let his child go to school dressed like a cheap prostitute? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted March 3, 2021 Report Share Posted March 3, 2021 7 hours ago, KingRollo said: I’m still not lending that idiot a magnifying glass, Major... That's your perogative my liege, but are you referring to Plato? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted March 3, 2021 Report Share Posted March 3, 2021 Am I missing someting here? This schoolgirl in British Columbia being reported on in Devon Live? Oh I get it - it's the 'British Columbia, Canada' just down the A377 between Exeter and Barnstaple Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted March 3, 2021 Report Share Posted March 3, 2021 9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Or there could be an alien ship that's been there for thousands of years. And there's alien bacteria what's frozen and Kurt Russel might find it and defrost it. And then it would turn some dogs into alien killer dogs and kill everyone and shit! Or it might just be a lump of frozen water. I like your theory though. Gold and diamonds... Cussler could write the film script, and Matthew McConnaughey would be in it. Yes! I think you could be onto something, but I would have to insist on Ridley Scott as the director. Apparently as the ice has receded pictures have popped up showing what appears to be a pyramid, but geologists are claiming it's just a mountain. God doesn't build in straight lines as the old adage goes, so who knows. Good shout on Kirk Russell starring in the film. He's a great actor in my book, and was also banging Goldie Hawn in her prime who he later married. I always used to get him confused with Patrick Swayze as they bare a striking resemblance, or possibly Jeff Bridges. We could always use Guy Ritchie, it's about time he made another decent film, but obviously you would call them movies. We could have the line "right outside the pyramid for a straightner on the ice", as opposed to the cobbles. I think it's a winner, Eric. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 3, 2021 Report Share Posted March 3, 2021 30 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Apparently as the ice has receded pictures have popped up showing what appears to be a pyramid Antarctica used to be very popular with Egyptian holidaymakers. The answer is always there if you look Major. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted March 3, 2021 Report Share Posted March 3, 2021 55 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: I think you could be onto something, but I would have to insist on Ridley Scott as the director. Apparently as the ice has receded pictures have popped up showing what appears to be a pyramid, but geologists are claiming it's just a mountain. God doesn't build in straight lines as the old adage goes, so who knows. Good shout on Kirk Russell starring in the film. He's a great actor in my book, and was also banging Goldie Hawn in her prime who he later married. I always used to get him confused with Patrick Swayze as they bare a striking resemblance, or possibly Jeff Bridges. We could always use Guy Ritchie, it's about time he made another decent film, but obviously you would call them movies. We could have the line "right outside the pyramid for a straightner on the ice", as opposed to the cobbles. I think it's a winner, Eric. It's about time Cunts Corner diversified its offer to market - I mean how the hell can we continue to survive on Bawsy's meagre earnings as a peripatetic spell checker in the badlands of Mid-Lothian, especially now Neils porn work has dried up. No, we must storyboard this one and pitch it most ricky-tick to Roops' contact at Warner Brothers. We could get Danny Glover in to say 'I'm too old for this shit' and Danny Dyer to go 'Maaaaag me orf for ah Pony wouldyer, you faaaahrking caaaahnt' and it's got 'winner' written all over it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 3, 2021 Report Share Posted March 3, 2021 12 hours ago, SlipperyHorribleCunt said: Devon will be one of the first places to be swallowed up by the ocean along with crumby cornwall and all the cunts in it when the ice-caps melt, has anyone got a big fucking magnifying glass to dangle over the Antarctic so we can speed this process up please? Don't have to. That old cunt Attenborough is doing it flying all over the place filming fucking sliding penguins and lions eating zebras Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 3, 2021 Report Share Posted March 3, 2021 16 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: That old cunt Attenborough is doing it flying all over the place filming fucking sliding penguins and lions eating zebras And the rest... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 3, 2021 Author Report Share Posted March 3, 2021 15 hours ago, Weary&Disgusted said: I knew you would solve the mystery Scooby I wouldn't mind if Goretex actually worked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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