Stubby Pecker Posted March 10, 2021 Report Share Posted March 10, 2021 @PANZER MURPHYyou bone idle bog rat; dig out your pick and shovel and dust of your donkey jacket, work starts on bridge/tunnel from paddy land to the jocks ASAP! Why its needed, fucked if I know, but this government of idiots have form for spunking billions on pointless vanity projects in the form of HS2. Regardless of the irreversible environmental damage this will do there's the small matter of North Channel being the UKs largest offshore dump site for surplus conventional and chemical munitions after WW2. Well over a million tonnes of bombs have been dumped there including fucking phosgene gas bombs and two tonnes of concrete-encased metal drums filled with radioactive waste. Some of the shit that's gone off down there has registered as 2.5 on the Richter Scale. The only benefit I can see is if the thing collapses due to a corroding 1000 pounder when its bumper with micks and jocks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 10, 2021 Report Share Posted March 10, 2021 6 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: @PANZER MURPHYyou bone idle bog rat; dig out your pick and shovel and dust of your donkey jacket, work starts on bridge/tunnel from paddy land to the jocks ASAP! Why its needed, fucked if I know, but this government of idiots have form for spunking billions on pointless vanity projects in the form of HS2. Regardless of the irreversible environmental damage this will do there's the small matter of North Channel being the UKs largest offshore dump site for surplus conventional and chemical munitions after WW2. Well over a million tonnes of bombs have been dumped there including fucking phosgene gas bombs and two tonnes of concrete-encased metal drums filled with radioactive waste. Some of the shit that's gone off down there has registered as 2.5 on the Richter Scale. The only benefit I can see is if the thing collapses due to a corroding 1000 pounder when its bumper with micks and jocks. A dwelling for the perpetually pissed, drugged and seeking free shelter from either side. I don’t see why toxic waste should be an issue in this case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 10, 2021 Report Share Posted March 10, 2021 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: @PANZER MURPHYyou bone idle bog rat; dig out your pick and shovel and dust of your donkey jacket, work starts on bridge/tunnel from paddy land to the jocks ASAP! Why its needed, fucked if I know, but this government of idiots have form for spunking billions on pointless vanity projects in the form of HS2. Regardless of the irreversible environmental damage this will do there's the small matter of North Channel being the UKs largest offshore dump site for surplus conventional and chemical munitions after WW2. Well over a million tonnes of bombs have been dumped there including fucking phosgene gas bombs and two tonnes of concrete-encased metal drums filled with radioactive waste. Some of the shit that's gone off down there has registered as 2.5 on the Richter Scale. The only benefit I can see is if the thing collapses due to a corroding 1000 pounder when its bumper with micks and jocks. I can see this blowing up in Bozos face. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted March 10, 2021 Report Share Posted March 10, 2021 Id love to help but im busy playin funerals n sitting at home on €300 a week pandemic unemployment payment ..anyway the fat lad will have another stonking great idea next week n hand the cheque book to the next toff that WhatsApps him PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cocky Council Cake Posted March 11, 2021 Report Share Posted March 11, 2021 16 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Id love to help but im busy playin funerals n sitting at home on €300 a week pandemic unemployment payment ..anyway the fat lad will have another stonking great idea next week n hand the cheque book to the next toff that WhatsApps him PANZERMURPHYBABY When you say 'playin funerals' do you mean you have some sick fantasy roleplay thing going on? If so, well done - dem corpses won't fuck demselves, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 11, 2021 Report Share Posted March 11, 2021 50 minutes ago, Cocky Cunt-Features said: When you say 'playin funerals' do you mean you have some sick fantasy roleplay thing going on? If so, well done - dem corpses won't fuck demselves, right? No. He actually plays saxophone at funerals. The most requested tune is 'Get on Up' by James Brown. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted March 11, 2021 Report Share Posted March 11, 2021 5 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Id love to help but im busy playin funerals n sitting at home on €300 a week pandemic unemployment payment ..anyway the fat lad will have another stonking great idea next week n hand the cheque book to the next toff that WhatsApps him PANZERMURPHYBABY I see Boris told thick Mick to fuck off when he asked if the UK had any surplus vaccine. The thing that gets me is there are some cunts in Ireland who seem surprised at our lack of generosity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted March 11, 2021 Report Share Posted March 11, 2021 We're not surprised at all at all trukky baby PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 11, 2021 Report Share Posted March 11, 2021 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: No. He actually plays saxophone at funerals. The most requested tune is 'Get on Up' by James Brown. He also plays Stranger On The Shore which is a bit ironical. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted March 11, 2021 Report Share Posted March 11, 2021 2 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: He also plays Stranger On The Shore which is a bit ironical. Isnt that a clarinet piece by Spacker Bilk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted March 11, 2021 Report Share Posted March 11, 2021 9 hours ago, Cocky Cunt-Features said: When you say 'playin funerals' do you mean you have some sick fantasy roleplay thing going on? If so, well done - dem corpses won't fuck demselves, right? Necropanz? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 15, 2021 Report Share Posted March 15, 2021 On 11/03/2021 at 00:09, Cocky Cunt-Features said: dem corpses won't fuck demselves, right? I'm surprised Sir Jimmy didn't use that defence, when they questioned him about the necrophilia rumours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cocky Council Cake Posted March 15, 2021 Report Share Posted March 15, 2021 1 hour ago, Joker said: I'm surprised Sir Jimmy didn't use that defence, when they questioned him about the necrophilia rumours. I'd heard of those rumours before he died all right; I would have asked him when I met him all those years ago, but he'd fixed it for me to milk a few cows blindfolded, so the opportunity never arose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 15, 2021 Report Share Posted March 15, 2021 2 minutes ago, Cocky Cunt-Features said: I'd heard of those rumours before he died all right; I would have asked him when I met him all those years ago, but he'd fixed it for me to milk a few cows blindfolded, so the opportunity never arose. People in these sanitised, pasteurised, skimmed & semi-skimmed days will never know the simple pleasure of warm, creamy milk straight from the cow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cocky Council Cake Posted March 15, 2021 Report Share Posted March 15, 2021 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: People in these sanitised, pasteurised, skimmed & semi-skimmed days will never know the simple pleasure of warm, creamy milk straight from the cow. The curds and whey residue are a fucker to wash out of your jim-jams though...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 15, 2021 Report Share Posted March 15, 2021 On 11/03/2021 at 01:01, Eric Cuntman said: No. He actually plays saxophone at funerals. The most requested tune is 'Get on Up' by James Brown. He’s the Irish version of Lisa Simpson.......Geezer Simpleton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 15, 2021 Report Share Posted March 15, 2021 24 minutes ago, Cocky Cunt-Features said: I'd heard of those rumours before he died all right; I would have asked him when I met him all those years ago, but he'd fixed it for me to milk a few cows blindfolded, so the opportunity never arose. For years I thought I had a birthmark on my arse. Turns out it was a cigar burn. Owz about that then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cocky Council Cake Posted March 15, 2021 Report Share Posted March 15, 2021 20 minutes ago, King Billy said: Owz about that then? The worst 4-words to hear after popping your cherry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 15, 2021 Report Share Posted March 15, 2021 30 minutes ago, Cocky Cunt-Features said: The worst 4-words to hear after popping your cherry. What about 'Where's the STD clinic'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 15, 2021 Report Share Posted March 15, 2021 36 minutes ago, Joker said: What about 'Where's the STD clinic'? You're pretty much safe from most of the major human sexual infections, R-Soles. All you've got to worry about is canine distemper, parvo, rabies and fleas. Woof woof. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 15, 2021 Report Share Posted March 15, 2021 2 hours ago, Cocky Cunt-Features said: I'd heard of those rumours before he died all right; I would have asked him when I met him all those years ago, but he'd fixed it for me to milk a few cows blindfolded, so the opportunity never arose. Did you have to suck milk through a hose as well? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted March 15, 2021 Report Share Posted March 15, 2021 On 11/03/2021 at 01:01, Eric Cuntman said: No. He actually plays saxophone at funerals. The most requested tune is 'Get on Up' by James Brown. I can understand the lyrics 🎵stay on the scene🎵, but what about, 🎵like a sex machine🎵 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted March 16, 2021 Report Share Posted March 16, 2021 Me repertoire is growin adele's hello from the other side is becoming popular PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted March 16, 2021 Report Share Posted March 16, 2021 I have polished up a rendition of “September Song “ on guitar recently. Sounds pretty good too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 16, 2021 Report Share Posted March 16, 2021 2 hours ago, cuntspotter said: I have polished up a rendition of “September Song “ on guitar recently. Sounds pretty good too. Any thoughts on this https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-sussex-56351679 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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