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34 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

I'm still fairly new here and I will put as much effort into improving as you do into being a useless sack of shit. Which is a lot. 

Nonsense. If someone has talent, I see it in the opening paragraph. You've had a good run for your money, and you know as well as I do that you just don't cut it. Have a chat with yourself and then fuck off out of our lives. 

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3 minutes ago, Frank said:

Nonsense. If someone has talent, I see in the opening paragraph. You've had a good run for your money, and you know as well as I do that you just don't cut it. Have a chat with yourself and then fuck off out of our lives. 

Frank, why do you do this ?  Your behaviour mystifies me.  

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21 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said:

Frank, why do you do this ?  Your behaviour mystifies me.  

I can’t quite put a finger on it, weary. As the sites official appeaser and all-round fucking bore, perhaps you could shed some light on why my patience sometimes runs thin with the thick fuckers that frequent this site. 

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9 minutes ago, Frank said:

I can’t quite put a finger on it, weary. As the sites official appeaser and all-round fucking bore, perhaps you could shed some light on why my patience sometimes runs thin with the thick fuckers that frequent this site. 

Patience runs thin....just like your disgustingly emaciated frame that would make a famine victim look like a fat bloater.

You really are 100% shit in every way and a fucking ponce to boot.

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33 minutes ago, Frank said:

Nonsense. If someone has talent, I see it in the opening paragraph. You've had a good run for your money, and you know as well as I do that you just don't cut it. Have a chat with yourself and then fuck off out of our lives. 

I don't talk to myself, that's a sign of madness. I don't know what makes you think a bandy legged, bender type like you has the overall decision in whose is decent etc here, all you ever do is mumble mundane, irrelevant, totally useless shite which would bore the loneliest, most desperate for company person out there. I think you should do us a favour a either come up with a nomination or some comment that's remotely funny or fuck off for good. I challenge you @Frank to use all your experience and try not to come with the same old shite. You boring, living in the past, past it cunt.

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3 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

I don't talk to myself, that's a sign of madness. I don't know what makes you think a bandy legged, bender type like you has the overall decision in whose is decent etc here, all you ever do is mumble mundane, irrelevant, totally useless shite which would bore the loneliest, most desperate for company person out there. I think you should do us a favour a either come up with a nomination or some comment that's remotely funny or fuck off for good. I challenge you @Frank to use all your experience and try not to come with the same old shite. You boring, living in the past, past it cunt.

You’ve done me up there, raasclaat.. like a kipper. Say no more. 

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2 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

Frank, you're not a well man, and it shows.  As a measure of how abysmal you have become, I find myself drawn to Stubby's posts, before yours.  It's that bad, believe me.

As thicko’s go, I’m quite fond of stubby too. I’ve closely studied his FB profile and believe it or not, just like you, he actually plays himself on here. 

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17 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

I don't talk to myself, that's a sign of madness. I don't know what makes you think a bandy legged, bender type like you has the overall decision in whose is decent etc here, all you ever do is mumble mundane, irrelevant, totally useless shite which would bore the loneliest, most desperate for company person out there. I think you should do us a favour a either come up with a nomination or some comment that's remotely funny or fuck off for good. I challenge you @Frank to use all your experience and try not to come with the same old shite. You boring, living in the past, past it cunt.

You’re relatively green here RasyCunt but it’s not taken you long to sum up poor old Franco perfectly. In reality he’s always been utter dog shit, even when he was terminally ill with cancer

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55 minutes ago, Frank said:

I can’t quite put a finger on it, weary. As the sites official appeaser and all-round fucking bore, perhaps you could shed some light on why my patience sometimes runs thin with the thick fuckers that frequent this site. 

Show a bit of respect for our new moderator please. Fucking idiot.

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2 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

 

 

I caught a bit of this 'Comedian' the other day and found it difficult to watch. You are right KB be careful of what we wish for on the TV.

I couldn’t watch any more than 5 seconds of it sorry, as I immediately had a horrible realisation that Harold would definitely have been furiously masturbating to it at some stage earlier today. I don’t know if I’ve even possibly committed a filth crime just thinking about the ghastliness he’s definitely been up to?

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1 hour ago, Frank said:

Nonsense. If someone has talent, I see it in the opening paragraph. You've had a good run for your money, and you know as well as I do that you just don't cut it. Have a chat with yourself and then fuck off out of our lives. 

If you were half the man Arge is you'd issue an immediate grovelling apology then go into a furious cake binge and sulk during which several abortive meet ups with any fat cow are arranged. 

{the ones with the nice fluffy cream filling} *

* no spunk jokes please

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28 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

You’re relatively green here RasyCunt but it’s not taken you long to sum up poor old Franco perfectly. In reality he’s always been utter dog shit, even when he was terminally ill with cancer

Which of the five times are you referring to Stubbs? 

The filthy kebab fondling cunt couldn’t even do the right thing and kick the bucket at the fifth attempt. 

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3 hours ago, Weary&Disgusted said:

Fucking hell, gastric bands.  Ridiculous unnecessary surgery.  Just try eating less and working more you bloated whining cretins, its not rocket science.  

Very true, but the thought of the fat cunts bursting afterwards when they try to eat the usual twelve pizzas for breakfast is amusing.

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4 hours ago, Frank said:

As thicko’s go, I’m quite fond of stubby too. I’ve closely studied his FB profile and believe it or not, just like you, he actually plays himself on here. 

I know i'm a bit wet behind the ears sometimes but i thought you was brown fucking bread on here, how did you wrangle your wrinkled old bird brain back on here ?

....and who are all these new saps ?

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6 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

 

 

I caught a bit of this 'Comedian' the other day and found it difficult to watch. You are right KB be careful of what we wish for on the TV.

This creature is on everything right now. I’m sorry that she has a debilitating condition I really am, but it shouldn’t qualify her for a tv comedian. You’re right OCR,  very uncomfortable viewing indeed and somewhat Victorian circus-freaky. If she was in porn then that really would be amusing, or on something like It’s a Knockout or The Gladiators gurning and gimping along while some able bodied weightlifter smashed the gallon of saliva out of her slobbering gob with a rubber baseball bat...I’d watch that me. Keep the spackers where they belong...out of fucking sight. She’ll be dead soon though.

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4 hours ago, King Billy said:

I couldn’t watch any more than 5 seconds of it sorry, as I immediately had a horrible realisation that Harold would definitely have been furiously masturbating to it at some stage earlier today. I don’t know if I’ve even possibly committed a filth crime just thinking about the ghastliness he’s definitely been up to?

I think you’ll find that she actually is Harold. She’ll be reading the news next of course, in the interests of ‘diversity!’ The world’s fucked.

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Just now, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Two minutes in? You are a brave man...I can barely manage a little more than two seconds.

Its shit comedy. She's disabled, so that's her entire bit, because its OK for her to take the piss out of a disability she has. Any cunt in the crowd brave enough to mention the fact that you could push her down the stairs and be seven miles away by the time she's finished giving your description to the authorities would be lynched of course. You can only laugh because she's saying it.

This shit reminds me of that scene from Boardwalk Empire where they have a black comedian making racist jokes to a crowd of white patrons.

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6 hours ago, Roadkill said:

What an ego maniacal twat. Two minutes in and she's still talking about herself.

I think she’s really funny.....

In fact one of the funniest looking cunts I’ve ever seen, and once it started wailing out  what I assume is its comedy voice, well I couldn’t have laughed more if someone had tickled my spreadeagled ringpiece with a feather duster.

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