Goober Posted May 14, 2021 Report Share Posted May 14, 2021 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Francis? It's me, John Paul 2.0! I'm not fucking dead mate. I sent that fucking cunt Alberto out for torch batteries, gave him the money for Duracell and the wanker got Ever-Ready and kept the change. I've been in the catacombs ever since. Send a nun down with some scotch eggs and Pringles. A fit one with nice tits. speculum domestos. Amen. JP! Pringles and Scotch eggs, gotcha. As for the nuns though, you can fuck right off. They're all mine now. I'll send down the Swiss guard to rescue you. That Sister Maria-Angela, what about her huh? The things she can do with a fresh squid, golf balls and rosary beads could well constitute a miracle. God really did bless her. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 14, 2021 Report Share Posted May 14, 2021 7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Francis? It's me, John Paul 2.0! I'm not fucking dead mate. I sent that fucking cunt Alberto out for torch batteries, gave him the money for Duracell and the wanker got Ever-Ready and kept the change. I've been in the catacombs ever since. Send a nun down with some scotch eggs and Pringles. A fit one with nice tits. speculum domestos. Amen. A bit out of date KODAK are todays cheap battery of choice .. KODAK GOLD are probably as good as DURACELL .. Eric you need to get out more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted May 14, 2021 Report Share Posted May 14, 2021 8 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Unfortunately for you everyone has realised that you're staring down the barrel of a smoking gun and you pulled the trigger. You're stammering over the semantics of what may or may not be a potted CV but that is not the issue as well you...all of us know, that you did make out to be this amazing polymath who gave his expertise and time to better the less fortunate. Your persistent refusal to answer the question is because you are unable to do so. All you are doing now is attempting to double down on the deceit. My advice is take a rest from The Corner for a few weeks and return. If you wish to return under a new ID then that'll be fine. Well I am shocked, I have seen @Mrs Roops turn from awkward, cold and difficult to communicate with moderator into a savage beast. I never knew a 'CV' could cause so much trouble, and I'd like to politely ask Mrs Roops to ignore the naked photos, marriage proposal and offer of money for likes I never sent you via PM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 14, 2021 Report Share Posted May 14, 2021 10 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: You can cloud the issue all you like. The fact remains that you told the punter ship that I PM’d you a CV. I did not do any such thing. You’re too arrogant to be contrite. @King Billyamongst others has got you well summed up. You’ve claimed more expertise and professional about turns than anyone on here. Admit it, you’re pissed off at being questioned and having your phoney dental qualifications/career lampooned. You don’t like it up you do you? I have been on this forum since late 2009 .. I have seen enough evidence to suggest that Mrs R is indeed a qualified dentist and to have a good idea where she worked in that field. As to her current employed I am fucked if I know (or care) however during the period that I have been of this forum she will have doubtless passed that stage of life where people often have a change of direction and career .. perhaps after working 20 years as a dentist .. for I know she might now be a florist, an air line pilot or even a driver on Great Western Trains. As to qualifications and CVs they can mean little. I know a woman who qualified as a teacher in 1981 but who has spent the last 33 years of her life walking railway station platforms first for British Rail, then for Virgin and currently as a supervisor for Avanti West Coast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 14, 2021 Report Share Posted May 14, 2021 32 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: I have been on this forum since late 2009 .. I have seen enough evidence to suggest that Mrs R is indeed a qualified dentist and to have a good idea where she worked in that field. As to her current employed I am fucked if I know (or care) however during the period that I have been of this forum she will have doubtless passed that stage of life where people often have a change of direction and career .. perhaps after working 20 years as a dentist .. for I know she might now be a florist, an air line pilot or even a driver on Great Western Trains. As to qualifications and CVs they can mean little. I know a woman who qualified as a teacher in 1981 but who has spent the last 33 years of her life walking railway station platforms first for British Rail, then for Virgin and currently as a supervisor for Avanti West Coast. That’s my point. Career-wise I did something similar, Pen but apparently, that’s been dismissed as a ‘fantasy’ and denigrated by her with no evidence, just malice. What’s good for the gander is not for the goose, apparently? Apologies in advance to @Witheredscrote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 14, 2021 Report Share Posted May 14, 2021 57 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: That’s my point. Career-wise I did something similar, Pen but apparently, that’s been dismissed as a ‘fantasy’ and denigrated by her with no evidence, just malice. What’s good for the gander is not for the goose, apparently? Apologies in advance to @Witheredscrote. Perhaps we should have a competition to see which punter gives the least of a fuck about your career or your mindless bickering with the Roops about it. What the fuck is wrong with you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted May 14, 2021 Report Share Posted May 14, 2021 @Mrs Roops I have read the rules (as you advised me too after my last cooling) and rule 9 begins with... No posting of items promoting or depicting pornography I would like to report your profile picture which shows a naked breast and nipple. I find it turns me on massively and therefore must be pornographic. Could you investigate please and apply fair punishment to the guilty member. Regards, Raasclaat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 14, 2021 Report Share Posted May 14, 2021 2 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: @Mrs Roops I have read the rules (as you advised me too after my last cooling) and rule 9 begins with... No posting of items promoting or depicting pornography I would like to report your profile picture which shows a naked breast and nipple. I find it turns me on massively and therefore must be pornographic. Could you investigate please and apply fair punishment to the guilty member. Regards, Raasclaat. Do you know, I took that photo months ago and you are the first person to notice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted May 14, 2021 Report Share Posted May 14, 2021 4 minutes ago, Eddie said: Do you know, I took that photo months ago and you are the first person to notice! It had the potential to be a great photo but you've used a shite camera and it's slightly pixelated, I am sure it's not your fault as you are bankrupt and no doubt bought the best camera a fiver could get. @Dawn Chorus put the image through her M4 camera thing and enhanced the image and I would say it's definitely pornographic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 14, 2021 Report Share Posted May 14, 2021 41 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Perhaps we should have a competition to see which punter gives the least of a fuck about your career or your mindless bickering with the Roops about it. What the fuck is wrong with you? Fuck off. Namedropper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 14, 2021 Report Share Posted May 14, 2021 5 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: A bit out of date KODAK are todays cheap battery of choice .. KODAK GOLD are probably as good as DURACELL .. Eric you need to get out more. Go and frighten some butterflies with your pork torpedo. You disgusting, born-wrong Sasquatch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted May 14, 2021 Report Share Posted May 14, 2021 2 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: ...I would like to report your profile picture which shows a naked breast and nipple. I find it turns me on massively and therefore must be pornographic. Could you investigate please and apply fair punishment to the guilty member. Regards, Raasclaat. Eh? You sure about this, OCR. The image quite clearly shows a Ford Focus and a Renault Clio at a car park near York Minster cathedral. Seek help. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 14, 2021 Report Share Posted May 14, 2021 9 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Eh? You sure about this, OCR. The image quite clearly shows a Ford Focus and a Renault Clio at a car park near York Minster cathedral. Seek help. Nicole? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted May 14, 2021 Report Share Posted May 14, 2021 26 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Eh? You sure about this, OCR. The image quite clearly shows a Ford Focus and a Renault Clio at a car park near York Minster cathedral. Seek help. Don't you mean a Bristol? There's definitely a Bristol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted May 14, 2021 Report Share Posted May 14, 2021 3 hours ago, Eddie said: Do you know, I took that photo months ago and you are the first person to notice! How many hours post mortem was it taken? Must be a right bugger positioning a body during the rigor mortis phase, but at least it wouldn't keep toppling over mid shot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 14, 2021 Report Share Posted May 14, 2021 7 hours ago, Goober said: JP! Pringles and Scotch eggs, gotcha. As for the nuns though, you can fuck right off. They're all mine now. I'll send down the Swiss guard to rescue you. That Sister Maria-Angela, what about her huh? The things she can do with a fresh squid, golf balls and rosary beads could well constitute a miracle. God really did bless her. I'm not sure about those Swiss Guard cunts Frankie. It's always struck me that a pack of Dagoes wearing nickerbockers, tights and pointy shoes with bells on, might appear less than intimidating to any proddie terrorists planning to plunder the Papal palace. Is Chuck Norris available for door work? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted May 14, 2021 Report Share Posted May 14, 2021 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: I'm not sure about those Swiss Guard cunts Frankie. It's always struck me that a pack of Dagoes wearing nickerbockers, tights and pointy shoes with bells on, might appear less than intimidating to any proddie terrorists planning to plunder the Papal palace. Is Chuck Norris available for door work? Ffs, JoPa, he's some kind Anglican evangelical nutcase. We have to maintain appearances or the faithful night stop chucking their euros in the collection tins. I'd hate it if we had to cancel the dwarf throwing and cut down on the number of strippers at this year's Christmas bun fight. Cardinal Murphy wants a fireman this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 14, 2021 Report Share Posted May 14, 2021 6 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: I have been on this forum since late 2009 .. I have seen enough evidence to suggest that Mrs R is indeed a qualified dentist and to have a good idea where she worked in that field. As to her current employed I am fucked if I know (or care) however during the period that I have been of this forum she will have doubtless passed that stage of life where people often have a change of direction and career .. perhaps after working 20 years as a dentist .. for I know she might now be a florist, an air line pilot or even a driver on Great Western Trains. As to qualifications and CVs they can mean little. I know a woman who qualified as a teacher in 1981 but who has spent the last 33 years of her life walking railway station platforms first for British Rail, then for Virgin and currently as a supervisor for Avanti West Coast. And what a fucking shame that is for the little corner of the internet which spends much of its time on this website. Since 2016, all I have seen is the same, mundane, voluminous, unoriginal, unfunny, poorly researched, mainstream BBC link-posting horsejizz fired out from your colossal equine hosepipe. One has to admire your staying power and ability to reinvent yourself, though the same childish grammar and lefty prose are instantly recognisable, no matter the avatar revamp or name change. Only @ChildeHarold has ever made you occasionally appear as though you've been upgraded from remedial class. If ever there was a good example of proving the 'less is more' theory correct, you're it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 14, 2021 Report Share Posted May 14, 2021 20 minutes ago, Goober said: Ffs, JoPa, he's some kind Anglican evangelical nutcase. We have to maintain appearances or the faithful night stop chucking their euros in the collection tins. I'd hate it if we had to cancel the dwarf throwing and cut down on the number of strippers at this year's Christmas bun fight. Cardinal Murphy wants a fireman this year. No doubt Sister Concepta still wins the 'baby smothering' contest every year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted May 14, 2021 Report Share Posted May 14, 2021 13 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: No doubt Sister Concepta still wins the 'baby smothering' contest every year. Quite. If you hadn't have been stuck in the catacombs you'd have been quite shocked by how she did it last year. Suffice to say, it even made that child buggering Opus Dei lot look almost well adjusted. Gotta go, I've got a little Filipina arriving to give me a pedicure and ear hair trim. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 14, 2021 Report Share Posted May 14, 2021 On 13/05/2021 at 10:56, Eric Cuntman said: My 'Guns 'n Ammo' discussion pages are much better than this faggoty, Brooklyn Beckham shit. Most photographers are perverts. I was just daydreaming about finding myself trapped in a lift with Pen and Roops. I snapped out of it just as I was attempting to strangle myself, shortly after violently murdering them both while laughing hysterically. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 14, 2021 Report Share Posted May 14, 2021 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Go and frighten some butterflies with your pork torpedo. You disgusting, born-wrong Sasquatch. You are not economically active are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 14, 2021 Report Share Posted May 14, 2021 18 hours ago, Goober said: For instance, did you know that I'm Pope Francis? Give us a wank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted May 14, 2021 Report Share Posted May 14, 2021 18 minutes ago, King Billy said: Give us a wank. I'll need to find my magnifying glass and arm length rubber gloves first. Give me a few decades. Peace be upon you, you protestant cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 14, 2021 Report Share Posted May 14, 2021 2 hours ago, Wolfie said: And what a fucking shame that is for the little corner of the internet which spends much of its time on this website. Since 2016, all I have seen is the same, mundane, voluminous, unoriginal, unfunny, poorly researched, mainstream BBC link-posting horsejizz fired out from your colossal equine hosepipe. One has to admire your staying power and ability to reinvent yourself, though the same childish grammar and lefty prose are instantly recognisable, no matter the avatar revamp or name change. Only @ChildeHarold has ever made you occasionally appear as though you've been upgraded from remedial class. If ever there was a good example of proving the 'less is more' theory correct, you're it. Alas I’ve no likes to hand out for this top work Wolf. It goes without saying I really couldn’t have put it better. I’d have added more regarding her massive cock and platform lurking ways, but good effort nonetheless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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