Eddie Posted July 8, 2021 Report Share Posted July 8, 2021 5 hours ago, Decimus said: I don't care if they want to take a knee or a cock up their arse, the boys have done fucking good and I'm 100 percent behind them. Even the darkies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 8, 2021 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2021 Just now, Eddie said: Even the darkies? Maybe Walker, but certainly not Saka. That cunt's so black he's blue. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 8, 2021 Report Share Posted July 8, 2021 6 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I see ITV have gone all Beeb with a gaggle of vulva chewers waxing lyrical about a game that they have precisely zero knowledge of. Our mate, Emma Hayes was bouncing up and down at the end, rubbing her cock against Ian Wright’s leg…he should have thrown the head on the clueless skanky sausage-dodging rip. I want her dead. Ian Wight has been interviewed about their celebrations and he said "All I was thinking whilst dancing around with her was please don't get an erection,please don't get an erection but unfortunately she did". 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted July 8, 2021 Report Share Posted July 8, 2021 46 minutes ago, Decimus said: Maybe Walker, but certainly not Saka. That cunt's so black he's blue. I had you down as a 'Sterling kinda guy', what with his GINORMOUS arse and that spakky thing he does with his arms when running - doesn't it give you the horn? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 8, 2021 Report Share Posted July 8, 2021 Jacob Rees-Mogg has been 'rapping' in the House of Commons. Apparently a version of John Barnes's bit from 'World In Motion'... @Earl of Punkape, what the fuck's going on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 8, 2021 Report Share Posted July 8, 2021 🎵Its coming home, it's coming home, it's coming, Covid's coming home.🎶 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 9, 2021 Report Share Posted July 9, 2021 22 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: 🎵Its coming home, it's coming home, it's coming, Covid's coming home.🎶 I really want England to win but can't help but hope to see those disappointed faces on Monday when football doesn't come home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 9, 2021 Report Share Posted July 9, 2021 If he doesn't start Grealish, he's a bigger cunt than he looks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 9, 2021 Report Share Posted July 9, 2021 Come on Italy. If they win, I'm going to borrow my sister's fiat 500 and drive it round the one-way system all night blasting an air horn and screaming 'BASTARDO!' out of the window. 🇮🇹 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 9, 2021 Report Share Posted July 9, 2021 8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Come on Italy. If they win, I'm going to borrow my sister's fiat 500 and drive it round the one-way system all night blasting an air horn and screaming 'BASTARDO!' out of the window. 🇮🇹 Is that the white one with the dent in the side I sold her? I got the dent when I collided with that limo in a Paris underpass back in '97. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 9, 2021 Report Share Posted July 9, 2021 22 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Come on Italy. If they win, I'm going to borrow my sister's fiat 500 and drive it round the one-way system all night blasting an air horn and screaming 'BASTARDO!' out of the window. 🇮🇹 Eric, I genuinely couldn’t give a toss if England win or lose, there is a massive recession around the corner, the government has borrowed crazy numbers from the banks to pay for the furloughed staff and bounce bank loans etc. The smart bet is probably less than a third of this money will be paid back, this will make the last recession look like a walk in the park, in contrast the football players will revive a 420k winners fee if they do the impossible, fuck them all. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 9, 2021 Report Share Posted July 9, 2021 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Come on Italy. If they win, I'm going to borrow my sister's fiat 500 and drive it round the one-way system all night blasting an air horn and screaming 'BASTARDO!' out of the window. 🇮🇹 Theyre fucking shit…basically a Ford Ka! The wife wants one and I’ve told her ‘do you really want to be in an eggshell trapped between two artic lorries, in the ice in the winter, on the motorway in one of those things?’ Hang on a minute…. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 9, 2021 Report Share Posted July 9, 2021 42 minutes ago, Eddie said: Eric, I genuinely couldn’t give a toss if England win or lose, there is a massive recession around the corner, the government has borrowed crazy numbers from the banks to pay for the furloughed staff and bounce bank loans etc. The smart bet is probably less than a third of this money will be paid back, this will make the last recession look like a walk in the park, in contrast the football players will revive a 420k winners fee if they do the impossible, fuck them all. What's going on in your tiny mind, Eddie? I've just arrived in Andalucia, and I'll tell you something.. it's just marvellous. Olé. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted July 9, 2021 Report Share Posted July 9, 2021 1 hour ago, Eddie said: Eric, I genuinely couldn’t give a toss if England win or lose, there is a massive recession around the corner, the government has borrowed crazy numbers from the banks to pay for the furloughed staff and bounce bank loans etc. The smart bet is probably less than a third of this money will be paid back, this will make the last recession look like a walk in the park, in contrast the football players will revive a 420k winners fee if they do the impossible, fuck them all. @Decimus has that covered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 9, 2021 Report Share Posted July 9, 2021 30 minutes ago, Frank said: What's going on in your tiny mind, Eddie? I've just arrived in Andalucia, and I'll tell you something.. it's just marvellous. Olé. Idiot. Fucking Walter Mitty has been idiot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 9, 2021 Report Share Posted July 9, 2021 34 minutes ago, Frank said: What's going on in your tiny mind, Eddie? I've just arrived in Andalucia, and I'll tell you something.. it's just marvellous. Olé. Idiot. Frank nobody cares about your fictional travels, eat shit. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted July 9, 2021 Report Share Posted July 9, 2021 On 05/07/2021 at 14:10, Roadkill said: Poor DC is just trying to find his place on here - but he's too focused on making friends. He started off clinging to JSP's petticoat, then when @Eric Cuntman drove that cunt mad I took him in until he got too clingy and weird. This resulted in a bit of shameless grovelling to @Wolfie, who seemed more amused than grateful for his assistance during his shit flinging skirmish against @Goober. After that it was Cocky who was his new BFF right up to the point that the untreated syphilis got the better of him and ended the relationship with a hallucination induced back stab of noncery. There was a really desperate moment last week where he even tried winning over @Ape™️ by lauding him with praises and now he's simply scraping the bottom of the barrel. He's becoming that one chubby bird with two kids who've never met their fathers, the one that hangs around in various social circles trying to find Mr. Right only to be repeatedly used for quickies in the pub toilets, her desperation for companionship only growing more with every rejection as her looks fade with age and the potential suitors become less and less desirable. And the real tragedy is that if she wasn't such a blatant and desperate slag, she'd probably find someone willing to commit. A typical scouser then... In your Liverpool slums, You look in the dustbin for something to eat, You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat, In your Liverpool slums. In your Liverpool slums, You shit on the carpet, you piss in the bath, You finger your grandma, and think its a laugh, In your Liverpool slums, In your Liverpool slums, You speak in an accent exceedingly rare, You wear a pink tracksuit and have curly hair, In your Liverpool slums, In your Liverpool slums, Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick, You can't get a job 'cos you're too fucking thick, In your Liverpool slums... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 9, 2021 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2021 43 minutes ago, Frank said: What's going on in your tiny mind, Eddie? I've just arrived in Andalucia, and I'll tell you something.. it's just marvellous. Olé. Idiot. Meal for one, NHS specs on the table, shoe buckled fucking cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 9, 2021 Report Share Posted July 9, 2021 41 minutes ago, Goober said: A typical scouser then... In your Liverpool slums, You look in the dustbin for something to eat, You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat, In your Liverpool slums. In your Liverpool slums, You shit on the carpet, you piss in the bath, You finger your grandma, and think its a laugh, In your Liverpool slums, In your Liverpool slums, You speak in an accent exceedingly rare, You wear a pink tracksuit and have curly hair, In your Liverpool slums, In your Liverpool slums, Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick, You can't get a job 'cos you're too fucking thick, In your Liverpool slums... Genius…and so cutting edge too. I take it the Wolf bites have healed? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 9, 2021 Report Share Posted July 9, 2021 1 hour ago, Goober said: A typical scouser then... In your Liverpool slums, You look in the dustbin for something to eat, You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat, In your Liverpool slums. In your Liverpool slums, You shit on the carpet, you piss in the bath, You finger your grandma, and think its a laugh, In your Liverpool slums, In your Liverpool slums, You speak in an accent exceedingly rare, You wear a pink tracksuit and have curly hair, In your Liverpool slums, In your Liverpool slums, Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick, You can't get a job 'cos you're too fucking thick, In your Liverpool slums... Fucking hell, has Wilfred Owen just joined us? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 9, 2021 Report Share Posted July 9, 2021 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Fucking hell, has Wilfred Owen just joined us? Wilfred wasn’t a Scouser either Gypps…good call…👍👌 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted July 9, 2021 Report Share Posted July 9, 2021 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: Fucking hell, has Wilfred Owen just joined us? You've not been to a West Ham game when they're playing the red menace then. Bless him, he can't help being a wheel stealing, Liver birds loving 40 year old, 24 year dole scrounger. Calm down, calm down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 9, 2021 Report Share Posted July 9, 2021 5 minutes ago, Goober said: You've not been to a West Ham game when they're playing the red menace then. Bless him, he can't help being a wheel stealing, Liver birds loving 40 year old, 24 year dole scrounger. Calm down, calm down. Fuck me Doc…you can’t even get the football team right. @Decimus have a fuckin word eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 9, 2021 Report Share Posted July 9, 2021 5 minutes ago, Goober said: You've not been to a West Ham game when they're playing the red menace then. Bless him, he can't help being a wheel stealing, Liver birds loving 40 year old, 24 year dole scrounger. Calm down, calm down. You've not been to a West Ham game And I will be eternally grateful for it too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted July 9, 2021 Report Share Posted July 9, 2021 3 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Fuck me Doc…you can’t even get the football team right. @Decimus have a fuckin word eh? Well excuse me, Mr Precious. I do believe this is a favourite and wholly accurate chant of Hammers fans when playing Liverpool, who I believe play in red and are, without doubt, cunts. I know you're a toffee enthusiast, but whether you support Everton remains to be seen. This will be the very last time time I respond to you because I've less than zero interest in conducting reciprocal banter with with a bullshitting house breaking lowlife that's clinging on solely by virtue of his carer not trimming his finger nails for the last month and who enthusiastically sucks any cock waved in front of his face. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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