Cuntybaws Posted August 19, 2021 Report Share Posted August 19, 2021 Before anyone says, “Well, don’t watch it then, soft cunt” I DON’T watch it – I'd rather coat my eyes in jam amidst a swarm of angry wasps. I just saw a TV listing for an hour long program on BBC1 tonight, and on looking it up in horror I found out that it’s in its third fucking series. I mean, I know TV producers would have us believe that 99% of the UK is now made up of ethnic minorities and queers, but Jesus fucking wept, this is going too far. From the program blurb: “The five remaining artists face two fresh challenges. First, each must write a track about determination and winning, with the best track being chosen by a sportsperson to inspire their team. With the final approaching, it's an opportunity for the rappers to show Krept, Konan and DJ Target that they have the hunger and desire to win that £20k music prize. They also perform their tracks in front of Big Zuu and Premier league footballer Michail Antonio.” Does anyone know who or what Big fucking Zuu is? I've Googled enough disturbing sights already for one night. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 19, 2021 Report Share Posted August 19, 2021 5 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Before anyone says, “Well, don’t watch it them, soft cunt” I DON’T watch it – I'd rather coat my eyes in jam amidst a swarm of angry wasps. I just saw a TV listing for an hour long program on BBC1 tonight, and on looking it up in horror I found out that it’s in its third fucking series. I mean, I know TV producers would have us believe that 99% of the UK is now made up of ethnic minorities and queers, but Jesus fucking wept, this is going too far. From the program blurb: “The five remaining artists face two fresh challenges. First, each must write a track about determination and winning, with the best track being chosen by a sportsperson to inspire their team. With the final approaching, it's an opportunity for the rappers to show Krept, Konan and DJ Target that they have the hunger and desire to win that £20k music prize. They also perform their tracks in front of Big Zuu and Premier league footballer Michail Antonio.” Does anyone know who or what Big fucking Zuu is? I've Googled enough disturbing sights already for one night. Antonio is a 3rd rate striker, unfortunately English so no doubt has a long international future ahead of him. Big Zuu without ever seeing the cunt, is obviously a fat fucker. Bit like that other fat fucker who sounds like something you buy from Burger King, Big Narsti. Btw: why have you included the Most Wanted line up from the new Crimewatch UK programme? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted August 19, 2021 Report Share Posted August 19, 2021 15 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Does anyone know who or what Big fucking Zuu is? Perhaps the 'L' on the keyboard didn't work. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 19, 2021 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2021 10 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Perhaps the 'L' on the keyboard didn't work. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted August 19, 2021 Report Share Posted August 19, 2021 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Before anyone says, “Well, don’t watch it them, soft cunt” I DON’T watch it – I'd rather coat my eyes in jam amidst a swarm of angry wasps. An interesting observation Mr Bores. There’s no need to apologise for sampling the shit media that every cunt is exposed to. “Don’t watch it then cunt” is the cry of every idiot who, currently, is crying about some South American goat with a cute face or wanking over slags in Love Island. Don’t apologise in advance to these two bob tossers. They just want to shut you up. The next thing you know they’ll be calling you “racist” , “homophobe” and “Islamophobe”. ( is that the right spelling? Don’t matter it’s a made up wokie word anyway) On the other hand don’t be surprised if you get the red triangle 🔺Mr Bores. But as long as you don’t take the piss out of Roops you’ll be ok. I could be wrong of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted August 20, 2021 Report Share Posted August 20, 2021 Pile of 'rap. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 20, 2021 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2021 10 hours ago, judgetwi said: I could be wrong of course. I don't think that's ever been known to happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 20, 2021 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2021 15 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Btw: why have you included the Most Wanted line up from the new Crimewatch UK programme? Can you just imagine the complete fucking meltdown if the BBC, on any other program, introduced six white contestants? I mean, they went as far as actually cancelling "One Man and his Dog" when they realised that ethnic minority shepherds were thin on the ground. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 20, 2021 Report Share Posted August 20, 2021 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Can you just imagine the complete fucking meltdown if the BBC, on any other program, introduced six white contestants? I mean, they went as far as actually cancelling "One Man and his Dog" when they realised that ethnic minority shepherds were thin on the ground. When you say "cancelling".... 🤔 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 20, 2021 Report Share Posted August 20, 2021 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Can you just imagine the complete fucking meltdown if the BBC, on any other program, introduced six white contestants? I mean, they went as far as actually cancelling "One Man and his Dog" when they realised that ethnic minority shepherds were thin on the ground. Rasta mon and his dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 20, 2021 Report Share Posted August 20, 2021 18 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Before anyone says, “Well, don’t watch it then, soft cunt” I DON’T watch it – I'd rather coat my eyes in jam amidst a swarm of angry wasps. I just saw a TV listing for an hour long program on BBC1 tonight, and on looking it up in horror I found out that it’s in its third fucking series. I mean, I know TV producers would have us believe that 99% of the UK is now made up of ethnic minorities and queers, but Jesus fucking wept, this is going too far. From the program blurb: “The five remaining artists face two fresh challenges. First, each must write a track about determination and winning, with the best track being chosen by a sportsperson to inspire their team. With the final approaching, it's an opportunity for the rappers to show Krept, Konan and DJ Target that they have the hunger and desire to win that £20k music prize. They also perform their tracks in front of Big Zuu and Premier league footballer Michail Antonio.” Does anyone know who or what Big fucking Zuu is? I've Googled enough disturbing sights already for one night. Bawsey, are you sure it's not a typo. It would make a lot more sense to me if the was one more 'E' in the title. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 20, 2021 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2021 12 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Bawsey, are you sure it's not a typo. It would make a lot more sense to me if the was one more 'E' in the title. Wee Papa Girl Rapers? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 20, 2021 Report Share Posted August 20, 2021 5 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Can you just imagine the complete fucking meltdown if the BBC, on any other program, introduced six white contestants? I mean, they went as far as actually cancelling "One Man and his Dog" when they realised that ethnic minority shepherds were thin on the ground. With the proliferation of sambos being enforced on the public by Aunty, the lines are fast becoming blurred between the official acronym and its pornographic equivalent. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 20, 2021 Report Share Posted August 20, 2021 44 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: You stupid senile cunt. I've done that one. Who do you think you are, Scotty? I need a second opinion, I fucking posted that before you, the Internet is fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 20, 2021 Report Share Posted August 20, 2021 4 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Bawsey, are you sure it's not a typo. It would make a lot more sense to me if the was one more 'E' in the title. The Reap Game? 🤔 Makes no sense, Scrotes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 20, 2021 Report Share Posted August 20, 2021 On 19/08/2021 at 21:52, Cuntybaws said: Does anyone know who or what Big fucking Zuu is? Africa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted August 20, 2021 Report Share Posted August 20, 2021 Apropos of not much, except perhaps to join in with this delightful chat, here’s the best joke ever. You remember jokes, right? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted August 23, 2021 Report Share Posted August 23, 2021 On 21/08/2021 at 00:51, Last Cunt Standing said: Apropos of not much, except perhaps to join in with this delightful chat, here’s the best joke ever. You remember jokes, right? The old ones are the best, just ask Fwank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted August 23, 2021 Report Share Posted August 23, 2021 This. Romesh Ranganathan 'For The Love of Hip Hop' Enforced, culturally-specific programming, If anyone doubts the culture war is a n actual thing, then here's the evidence. I look forward to the BBC giving swathes airtime to Heavy Metal 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 23, 2021 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2021 16 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Romesh Ranganathan A cunt so utterly unfunny and devoid of talent or personality that he actually makes Miranda Hart look good by comparison. And now I find out he's a Hip Hop fan? There can only be one outcome: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted August 24, 2021 Report Share Posted August 24, 2021 On 23/08/2021 at 17:37, Cuntybaws said: A cunt so utterly unfunny and devoid of talent or personality that he actually makes Miranda Hart look good by comparison. And now I find out he's a Hip Hop fan? There can only be one outcome: Well, don’t watch it then, soft cunt” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 27, 2021 Report Share Posted August 27, 2021 On 20/08/2021 at 16:47, Cuntybaws said: Wee Papa Girl Rapers? Wee Rape Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 27, 2021 Report Share Posted August 27, 2021 On 20/08/2021 at 16:47, Cuntybaws said: Wee Papa Girl Rapers? The irony of this, is that besides 'Wee Rule' the 'Wee Papa Girl Rappers' only made one other recording of note... The theme song from 'Jim'll Fix It'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 27, 2021 Report Share Posted August 27, 2021 43 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The irony of this, is that besides 'Wee Rule' the 'Wee Papa Girl Rappers' only made one other recording of note... The theme song from 'Jim'll Fix It'. Well, you learn something every day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 27, 2021 Report Share Posted August 27, 2021 On 23/08/2021 at 17:18, Jiggerycock said: This. Romesh Ranganathan 'For The Love of Hip Hop' Enforced, culturally-specific programming, If anyone doubts the culture war is a n actual thing, then here's the evidence. I look forward to the BBC giving swathes airtime to Heavy Metal They gave it with Whistle Test between 1970 and 1987. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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