Neil Posted September 2, 2021 Report Share Posted September 2, 2021 Silly fucking Welsh chav cunt, jacked a car up to steal its catalytic converter and the jack collapsed and crushed him to death, excuse me while I piss myself laughing. Twat 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 2, 2021 Report Share Posted September 2, 2021 It could be said that he died of flattery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted September 2, 2021 Report Share Posted September 2, 2021 I'm surprised BMW don't put any additional security on these parts, Honda do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 2, 2021 Report Share Posted September 2, 2021 "he was identified by his tattoos". So THAT'S what they're for. It's almost enough to make you believe there's a god, although that logic falls down because a just god wouldn't have let a little fucking scrote like this be born in the first place, rather than wait 25 years to arrange a late term abortion. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted September 2, 2021 Report Share Posted September 2, 2021 His great grandad was killed by a German too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 2, 2021 Report Share Posted September 2, 2021 He must be exhausted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted September 2, 2021 Report Share Posted September 2, 2021 Stupid cunt. Blaenavon is 20 minutes away from me. It’s a total fucking shit hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 2, 2021 Report Share Posted September 2, 2021 31 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: It's almost enough to make you believe there's a god, although that logic falls down because a just god wouldn't have let a little fucking scrote like this be born in the first place, rather than wait 25 years to arrange a late term abortion. Perhaps it's the deity's version of "pour encourager les autres"? 🤔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 2, 2021 Report Share Posted September 2, 2021 " coroner Rachel Knight reaching a conclusion of accidental death. She expressed her condolences to Mr Stephens' family and friends, adding: "It is evident he is greatly missed by many people." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 2, 2021 Report Share Posted September 2, 2021 40 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: "he was identified by his tattoos". So THAT'S what they're for. It's almost enough to make you believe there's a god, although that logic falls down because a just god wouldn't have let a little fucking scrote like this be born in the first place, rather than wait 25 years to arrange a late term abortion. That is really harsh .. The poor man was trying to raise money so that he could go to court to obtain greater access to his children. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 2, 2021 Report Share Posted September 2, 2021 16 minutes ago, Clavo said: " coroner Rachel Knight reaching a conclusion of accidental death. She expressed her condolences to Mr Stephens' family and friends, adding: "It is evident he is greatly missed by many people." His dealer and his parole officer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 2, 2021 Report Share Posted September 2, 2021 15 minutes ago, Clavo said: That is really harsh .. The poor man was trying to raise money so that he could go to court to obtain greater access to his children. I note you have shortened your handle. Go one step further and shorten your life. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 2, 2021 Report Share Posted September 2, 2021 10 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I note you have shortened your handle. Go one step further and shorten your life. After you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 2, 2021 Report Share Posted September 2, 2021 And this years Darwin award goes to............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted September 2, 2021 Report Share Posted September 2, 2021 3 hours ago, Neil said: Silly fucking Welsh chav cunt, jacked a car up to steal its catalytic converter and the jack collapsed and crushed him to death, excuse me while I piss myself laughing. Twat How much do you get for a nicked catalytic converter these days, anyway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted September 2, 2021 Report Share Posted September 2, 2021 15 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: How much do you get for a nicked catalytic converter these days, anyway? Strangest thing Doc. Vauxhall made a piece of shit Astra, about 12 years ago, only for around 4 months. The cat on one of them is currently going for around £1200….scrapmen are paying £170 for the scrapped vehicle and the alloy wheels are worth £150….I think Gypps family are behind this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 3, 2021 Author Report Share Posted September 3, 2021 7 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: How much do you get for a nicked catalytic converter these days, anyway? 6 broken ribs and a crushed pelvis 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 3, 2021 Report Share Posted September 3, 2021 11 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Strangest thing Doc. Vauxhall made a piece of shit Astra, about 12 years ago, only for around 4 months. The cat on one of them is currently going for around £1200….scrapmen are paying £170 for the scrapped vehicle and the alloy wheels are worth £150….I think Gypps family are behind this. Ssshhhhh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 3, 2021 Report Share Posted September 3, 2021 21 hours ago, Clavo said: She expressed her condolences to Mr Stephens' family and friends, adding: "It is evident he is greatly missed by many people." An epitaph that certainly won't be doing the rounds when you eventually pop your size 13 clogs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 3, 2021 Report Share Posted September 3, 2021 "I saw a pair of legs sticking out from under the car, wearing dark coloured bottoms and trainers." I don't know why, but shamefully I find this sentence unaccountably amusing. 🤔😂 Plus, it's fortunate the trackie bottoms were dark to start with as I'd guess they got a little darker when the jack collapsed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted September 3, 2021 Report Share Posted September 3, 2021 19 minutes ago, scotty said: "I saw a pair of legs sticking out from under the car, wearing dark coloured bottoms and trainers." Brian Harvey as fuck. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 3, 2021 Report Share Posted September 3, 2021 8 minutes ago, nocti said: Brian Harvey as fuck. Only without a cheese & tuna-mayo baked potato. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 3, 2021 Report Share Posted September 3, 2021 Brian apparently spends his time these days hanging around Parliament Square with a "dossier" tucked under his track-lined arms. Allegedly it's full of the names of lizard-men nonces and the GPS locations of dozens of interdimensional Stargates, or some such shite. At least he's not suffering any after effects as a result of running over his own head, the stupid fucking cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 3, 2021 Report Share Posted September 3, 2021 11 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Only without a cheese & tuna-mayo baked potato. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 3, 2021 Report Share Posted September 3, 2021 Has there ever been a bigger wigga wanker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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