Uncle Meatus Posted November 17, 2021 Report Share Posted November 17, 2021 Right. I like a fucking Guinness. A new phenomena surrounding ultrasonic jewellery cleaners and pin hole flat Draught Guinness cans has made me angry and confused. Like a retard opening its cheap burger upside down. They don't work as jewellery cleaners. Arse Barnacles. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted November 17, 2021 Report Share Posted November 17, 2021 Vodka can be used to clean jewellery, heal tooth ache & as a cleaning product - I am house proud. Eating a cheap burger upside affects nothing - are you wearing your beer goggles Meaty? Love ProfBXXX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 17, 2021 Report Share Posted November 17, 2021 8 minutes ago, Uncle Meatus said: Right. I like a fucking Guinness. A new phenomena surrounding ultrasonic jewellery cleaners and pin hole flat Draught Guinness cans has made me angry and confused. Like a retard opening its cheap burger upside down. They don't work as jewellery cleaners. Arse Barnacles. Sorry, but what the actual fuck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted November 17, 2021 Report Share Posted November 17, 2021 15 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Sorry, but what the actual fuck? Guinness in ultrasonic jewellery cleaner - Uncle Meaty is clear enough to me. Meats prefers to drink it, not clean his earrings with it - simples. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 17, 2021 Report Share Posted November 17, 2021 1 hour ago, Uncle Meatus said: Right. I like a fucking Guinness. A new phenomena surrounding ultrasonic jewellery cleaners and pin hole flat Draught Guinness cans has made me angry and confused. Like a retard opening its cheap burger upside down. They don't work as jewellery cleaners. Arse Barnacles. Roger Agent Meatus. I’ve deciphered and forwarded this to Field Marshall Icke. Reinforcements have been dispatched. The lizard battalion are on their way to you as we speak. Hold the line and if necessary drink lots of bleach. Over and out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted November 17, 2021 Report Share Posted November 17, 2021 2 hours ago, Uncle Meatus said: Right. I like a fucking Guinness. A new phenomena surrounding ultrasonic jewellery cleaners and pin hole flat Draught Guinness cans has made me angry and confused. Like a retard opening its cheap burger upside down. They don't work as jewellery cleaners. Arse Barnacles. Usually, I get on with everyone on the corner, but in your case I’ll make an exception. Stop posting bollocks like this and top yourself, you utter fucking moron. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 18, 2021 Report Share Posted November 18, 2021 8 hours ago, Uncle Meatus said: Right. I like a fucking Guinness. A new phenomena surrounding ultrasonic jewellery cleaners and pin hole flat Draught Guinness cans has made me angry and confused. Like a retard opening its cheap burger upside down. They don't work as jewellery cleaners. Arse Barnacles. After you attempted to clean your trashy, Lizzie Duke, Argos fucking tat with a can of stout, did you then relax by drinking a few pints of 'Goddards Silver-Dip? Fucking imbecile. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Junior Posted November 20, 2021 Report Share Posted November 20, 2021 On 17/11/2021 at 19:33, Uncle Meatus said: Right. I like a fucking Guinness. A new phenomena surrounding ultrasonic jewellery cleaners and pin hole flat Draught Guinness cans has made me angry and confused. Like a retard opening its cheap burger upside down. They don't work as jewellery cleaners. Arse Barnacles. Are you actually for real!!!!! Fuck off and die you soppy mug cunt and take prof with you ffs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cillian Murphy Posted November 20, 2021 Report Share Posted November 20, 2021 I didnt get passed "I like Guinness" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 20, 2021 Report Share Posted November 20, 2021 2 hours ago, Cillian Murphy said: I didnt get passed "I like Guinness" You didn't get passed your 11+ exam either, you thick fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 20, 2021 Report Share Posted November 20, 2021 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You didn't get passed your 11+ exam either, you thick fucking cunt. I failed my German 'O' level. Merde! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cillian Murphy Posted November 25, 2021 Report Share Posted November 25, 2021 On 20/11/2021 at 19:35, camberwell gypsy said: I failed my German 'O' level. Merde! At last a reply that made me laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 25, 2021 Report Share Posted November 25, 2021 11 minutes ago, Cillian Murphy said: At last a reply that made me laugh In that case are you sure you wouldn't be more at home on the Cbeebies forum? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 25, 2021 Report Share Posted November 25, 2021 Just now, Decimus said: In that case are you sure you wouldn't be more at home on the Cbeebies forum? This fucking wanker would be more at home on a spectrum than a forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 25, 2021 Report Share Posted November 25, 2021 14 minutes ago, Cillian Murphy said: At last a reply that made me laugh Any plans to try and replicate the formula? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cillian Murphy Posted November 25, 2021 Report Share Posted November 25, 2021 11 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: This fucking wanker would be more at home on a spectrum than a forum. Well, that just make any sense..."on a spectrum"... How the Fuck can you be "on a spectrum"? Illiterate twat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 25, 2021 Report Share Posted November 25, 2021 5 minutes ago, Cillian Murphy said: Well, that just make any sense..."on a spectrum"... How the Fuck can you be "on a spectrum"? Illiterate twat Comedy gold. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 25, 2021 Report Share Posted November 25, 2021 21 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: This fucking wanker would be more at home on a spectrum than a forum. You think Reptyle has had to downgrade from the X Box? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted November 25, 2021 Report Share Posted November 25, 2021 43 minutes ago, Cillian Murphy said: Well, that just make any sense..."on a spectrum"... How the Fuck can you be "on a spectrum"? Illiterate twat What’s your end game, cillian? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 25, 2021 Report Share Posted November 25, 2021 1 hour ago, Cillian Murphy said: Well, that just make any sense..."on a spectrum"... How the Fuck can you be "on a spectrum"? Illiterate twat Congratulations retard! You're my new Saucepants... wanna play a game? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 25, 2021 Report Share Posted November 25, 2021 1 hour ago, Cillian Murphy said: Well, that just make any sense..."on a spectrum"... How the Fuck can you be "on a spectrum"? Illiterate twat May I suggest, as you’re struggling, a quick PM to @Roadkill may help? All the best, going forward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 25, 2021 Report Share Posted November 25, 2021 1 minute ago, Dyslexic cnut said: May I suggest, as you’re struggling, a quick PM to @Roadkill may help? All the best, going forward. Haven't I already apologised for that? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 25, 2021 Report Share Posted November 25, 2021 1 hour ago, Cillian Murphy said: Well, that just make any sense..."on a spectrum"... How the Fuck can you be "on a spectrum"? Illiterate twat Never post here again 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: Comedy gold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 25, 2021 Report Share Posted November 25, 2021 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: Haven't I already apologised for that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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