Eric Cuntman Posted October 29, 2022 Report Share Posted October 29, 2022 9 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'd put my hand on the little cunt's head whilst his tiny legs were doing that cartoon roadrunner thing whilst trying to reach me. Simultaneously I'd knock out Ricky Hatton with my other hand and roundhouse kick Conor McGregor's fucking head off. As far as Conor McGregor’s concerned, big target. I know a jock that would leave that tattoo model in a puddle of piss and blood in under 90 seconds. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 29, 2022 Report Share Posted October 29, 2022 1 hour ago, Decimus said: as ripe as a ten quid a blow job whore's gob. I closed my eyes when I read this, and for about five minutes it actually felt like my first date with my second wife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 30, 2022 Report Share Posted October 30, 2022 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted November 7, 2022 Report Share Posted November 7, 2022 Great song, but every time I see the pic of Bob below I think of @Carl Sway: some short, wispy bearded, long-haired Dungeons & Dragons cunt, swathed in a charity shop leather jacket, sporting a funky pair of vintage Simon Cowell Cuban heels to enrich his little man's demeanour. All 5"6 of him... lol! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted November 7, 2022 Report Share Posted November 7, 2022 On 30/10/2022 at 04:13, Decimus said: As an addendum, in all seriousness I imagine that the average height of most Corner posters is probably around the 5'3 mark. This site is proliferated by keyboard warriors, fake millionaires, imaginary sex machines and captains of McDonald's industry. The stench of inferiority and the subsequent attempts to project it onto others is as ripe as a ten quid a blow job whore's gob. And I include everyone in this, including myself. That being said, anyone who willingly admits to being a short arse, minimum wage, virgin faggot, despite being in good company, is an absolute fucking moron. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 7, 2022 Report Share Posted November 7, 2022 22 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I'll tell thee this for nowt. Rufus may be an ivory tinkling faggot of the highest order, but I'd pound to dust the spine of his Poundland Maggie Gyllenhaal, absolute fucking slag of a sister. I'd wager that she could suck a rugby ball through a marram grass stem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted November 23, 2022 Report Share Posted November 23, 2022 The Fab Four 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted November 28, 2022 Report Share Posted November 28, 2022 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 2, 2022 Report Share Posted December 2, 2022 Wretched cunts can’t even celebrate an English superstar…I wrote this about Roops in the mid-70’s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 2, 2022 Report Share Posted December 2, 2022 Launch soundtrack for Artemis I Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 16, 2022 Report Share Posted December 16, 2022 Holy shit! Acid in the brain from the mighty Noom Records 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 19, 2022 Report Share Posted December 19, 2022 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 19, 2022 Report Share Posted December 19, 2022 For to hang tents and pegs, a man needs two legs, no more waltzing Matilda for me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 19, 2022 Report Share Posted December 19, 2022 😢 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted December 20, 2022 Report Share Posted December 20, 2022 RIP Terry Hall. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Neil Posted December 24, 2022 Report Share Posted December 24, 2022 Sit back, shut your eyes, light up whatever it is you smoke and enjoy this 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 26, 2022 Report Share Posted December 26, 2022 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted December 30, 2022 Report Share Posted December 30, 2022 On 20/12/2022 at 19:43, Old Chap Raasclaat said: RIP Terry Hall. Tezza, the miserable cunt.😒 UB40, preaching the gospel of inclusivity and diversity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted January 5, 2023 Report Share Posted January 5, 2023 On 29/10/2022 at 01:53, Carl Sway said: I've looked it up. In the Star Trek photos, beautiful. In more recent times, good grief, no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClitWestwood Posted January 9, 2023 Report Share Posted January 9, 2023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 9, 2023 Report Share Posted January 9, 2023 13 minutes ago, LastoftheMullets said: An inauspicious start, but nothing compared to the slating you'll get If anybody else realises you're trying to post The Sisters Of Mercy for your debut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClitWestwood Posted January 9, 2023 Report Share Posted January 9, 2023 Just now, Cuntybaws said: An inauspicious start, but nothing compared to the slating you'll get If anybody else realises you're trying to post The Sisters Of Mercy for your debut. Whats wrong with Sisters of Mercy?? The Mission? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 9, 2023 Report Share Posted January 9, 2023 1 minute ago, LastoftheMullets said: Whats wrong with Sisters of Mercy?? The Mission? It's a bold choice for an inaugural post is all I'm saying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 16, 2023 Report Share Posted January 16, 2023 Hearing the music is just like seeing the colour of Trance and feeling the power of Acid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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