200,000 Ukrainians

[Roadkill]

14 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Soppy fucking moon hippies still crying about it 23 years later.

[Last Cunt Standing]

14 hours ago, King Billy said:

I offered to take in a couple of Ukrainian refugees. Imagine my delight when the Home Office contacted me yesterday to say that a pair of 21 year old identical twins would be arriving on Friday. All day I’ve been planning a welcome party for Friday night for the 3 of us. Vodka, beetroot soup, loads of sniff, pornhub on my 65” Bang and Olafson and a dozen Rhohypnol just in case of any language difficulties later.

Stefan has just texted me to say that he and his brother Dimitri should be arriving around lunch time Friday. 🤭

Sounds good. When do the paying customers arrive, and have you drawn up your tariff yet?

[Goober]

1 hour ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Sounds good. When do the paying customers arrive, and have you drawn up your tariff yet?

What @King Billy has not been told yet is that they're conjoined twins. He's going to have to spend many thousands on building works getting side by side bogs, and the like, installed in the house.

He's going to have to work the poor bastards hard to recoup that. 

[ratcum]

3 hours ago, Roadkill said:

Probably not, Ratty. But then we'd just be fighting over moon gas or some shit, wouldn't we? And then we'd end up like the Klingons from Star Trek, with a big fucking blown up half-a-moon stuck up there like a bunch of tramps.

And then we'd end up with a bunch of moon refugees, who would be a bunch of moaning cunts because their gay moon bones hurt in manly gravity.

Elvis and a bunch of Nazis control the moon but I get the general gist of your argument Killer

[ratcum]

2 hours ago, Dead Penelope said:

I think that Ze Rat has something here. The issue for Russia is that for good reason they do not trust anyone .. I think that I read somewhere that the name Ukraine was derived from Borderlands .. to Russia "The Ukraine" is just that .. a borderland or barrier that protects it from the countries that in the past have invaded it .. yes Vlad is mad but what other choice would a "sensible" Russian leader have to protect the interests of Russia?

fucking hell, you seem to know your geopolitics Lady. 

[Decimus]

21 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

The bungalow is in a place with 'Thorpe' in its name. I'll leave it for you to guess whether it's Thorpe St Andrew, Thorpe Marriot, Burnham Thorpe or Thorpe Market but the most famous habitant was actually disabled too.

I'll get back to you. I'm going to guess it's definitely not Burnham Thorpe as you're good pals with Shaun and Karen fucking Vincent.

Have you met Trev?

 

[Decimus]

20 hours ago, Goober said:

Bowthorpe.

I fucking knew it. 

What you reckon then, Doc?

If we're talking bungalows I'd guess it's not Thorpe St Andrew. It's not Burnham Thorpe for reasons previously mentioned, and the amount of times I've mentioned NNDC he's never piped up once, so it's not Thorpe Market. My money is on Thorpe Marriott.

 

 

[Goober]

3 minutes ago, Decimus said:

What you reckon then, Doc?

If we're talking bungalows I'd guess it's not Thorpe St Andrew. It's not Burnham Thorpe for reasons previously mentioned, and the amount of times I've mentioned NNDC he's never piped up once, so it's not Thorpe Market. My money is on Thorpe Marriott.

 

 

Could be. 

There are 33 locations in Norfolk with 'thorpe' in the name. 

Cockthorpe is a possibility, for reasons I need not explain, but since there is not a local Spar with a large white cider section within mobility scooter range, my money is still on Bowthorpe, the shit bit near New Costessey. 

[Major Cunt]

25 minutes ago, Decimus said:

I'll get back to you. I'm going to guess it's definitely not Burnham Thorpe as you're good pals with Shaun and Karen fucking Vincent.

Have you met Trev?

 

This is turning into some strange Norfolk based game of guess who. I know how Drew finds the time to engage in such bollocks, but I'm guessing that you're still working from home. If not, then I'd like to enquire about any vacancies in your department at the Council.

[Decimus]

Just now, Major Cunt said:

This is turning into some strange Norfolk based game of guess who. I know how Drew finds the time to engage in such bollocks, but I'm guessing that you're still working from home. If not, then I'd like to enquire about any vacancies in your department at the Council.

I'm a lowly clipboard wielding, street sweeping, bin collecting, clerical admin assistant, apparently.

Even if there was a vacancy I couldn't fast track you. Nobody listens to the tea boy unless he's asking whether they want milk and sugar.

Sorry mate.

[Goober]

42 minutes ago, Decimus said:

I'm a lowly clipboard wielding, street sweeping, bin collecting, clerical admin assistant, apparently.

Even if there was a vacancy I couldn't fast track you. Nobody listens to the tea boy unless he's asking whether they want milk and sugar.

Sorry mate.

I'm assuming that the revelation of the location of your abode was a red herring. 

A street view search of a small hamlet coupled with knowing your mode of transport could lead to Jacomo catalogues arriving on your doorstep, which would inevitably lead to a horrendous melt down and flounce.

[Decimus]

2 minutes ago, Goober said:

I'm assuming that the revelation of he louvain of your advise was a red herring. 

A street view search a a small hamlet coupled with knowing your mode of transport could lead to Jacomo catalogues arriving on your doorstep, which would inevitably lead to a horrendous melt down and flounce.

It's a false trail. Everybody knows that I'm Dickie Doubleday of Upton. 

[King Billy]

9 hours ago, Roadkill said:

Probably not, Ratty. But then we'd just be fighting over moon gas or some shit, wouldn't we? And then we'd end up like the Klingons from Star Trek, with a big fucking blown up half-a-moon stuck up there like a bunch of tramps.

And then we'd end up with a bunch of moon refugees, who would be a bunch of moaning cunts because their gay moon bones hurt in manly gravity.

I’ve checked with my ‘reliable sources’ RK and I’m sorry to have to tell you that none of this scenario is possible as the moon is made of cheese. Unless you’re talking about the other moon in Hollywood where Neil Armstrong and the other actors filmed their last movie before they were executed and dumped out at sea for the sharks to play with.

[King Billy]

8 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Sounds good. When do the paying customers arrive, and have you drawn up your tariff yet?

On the house for you, if that’s your thing.

[Eric Cuntman]

58 minutes ago, Decimus said:

I'm a lowly clipboard wielding, street sweeping, bin collecting, clerical admin assistant, apparently.

Even if there was a vacancy I couldn't fast track you. Nobody listens to the tea boy unless he's asking whether they want milk and sugar.

Sorry mate.

I'm an apex level underachiever. At least I'm the best at something. Losers!

[King Billy]

7 hours ago, Goober said:

. He's going to have to spend many thousands on building works getting side by side bogs, and the like, installed in the house.

In the house? I’ve hung a huge Russian flag in my front window, and a sign on the front door which states ‘Ukrainians will be shot on sight’. If that doesn’t deter them I’ll just hide behind the couch when they ring the doorbell.

[Goober]

19 minutes ago, King Billy said:

In the house? I’ve hung a huge Russian flag in my front window, and a sign on the front door which states ‘Ukrainians will be shot on sight’. If that doesn’t deter them I’ll just hide behind the couch when they ring the doorbell.

I'm afraid it's too late, Bill. 

I'm not familiar with the protocol for sex with conjoined twins, but I suspect that one way or another you're going to end up with an arsehole with acoustics similar to Fingal's cave. 

[Wolfie]

On 02/03/2022 at 08:26, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

It's terrible these people are being displaced etc and losing your home etc overnight can't be easy. These are mostly genuine refugees, as opposed to economic migrants. The problem in this country is there are way too many women in important jobs everywhere...ruled by their fucking emotions and simply cannot get over their empathy (and themselves). An example of these women super cunt types is Victoria Derbyshire on the BBC, she was interviewing some Tory MP and immediately started bombarding him with 'how many will we accept' and I could tell she was getting excited at the prospect of more mouths to feed, clothe, etc arriving here. Thing is these Ukrainians won't be living near Victoria's licence payer funded 1 million pound home, no they'll put them all in working class areas, causing more problems in what is an already highly pressurised situation.

If I was Ukrainian I'd want to go to the UK and I don't blame them, getting around immigration etc and much better money prospects. The war hasn't really started yet and if Boris thinks it'll be 200,000 people he's mistaken. Around a million I reckon and of course there won't be any grievances between these and the other eastern european types already here.

On the positive side, Church attendance will increase, they have some very nice looking women who know how to look after their man (unlike our vile laddette/selfie obsessed locals) they'll clean the house and not whinge the whole time. Hopefully they don't like Romanians and will beat up some these thieving pikeys, wandering the streets. Perhaps this could be a good thing for all concerned and I'll be in the market for a bit of icy pussy. 

 

 

As you say, there's a difference between refugees and economic migrants. If the neck-tattooed, Sports Direct-loving pickpockets are anything like the Poles, which I'm sure 99% are, in typical Slavic form they'll have no manners, drink lots, fight, involve themselves in petty crime, deplete the local swan population through BBQs, drive dodgy old chavved-up BMWs & Audis, and use our job market to send money away from the UK. They will also work hard for very little and take on menial jobs many of our fat, lazy, homegrown McDonald's-generation fuckers wouldn't sniff at. Though unlikely at this stage, if Russia fails to take over Ukraine and appoint a Kremlin-controlled government, the UK will (as with Poland) have another strong ally right under Russia's nose.

So, you envisage 1m Ukranian migrants to the UK? I don't think it'll be quite that much, though expect your home & contents insurance premium to increase, as well as longer NHS waiting times (as if this was actually possible), road congestion getting worse, motor insurances soaring etc., allied to a lower number of vital public servants such as police to absorb a fresh influx of immigrants, with many eastern Europeans having a reputation for abhorring black and Asian people. Just think of the ensuing racial hostilities. 'Rivers of Blood' indeed, Mr Powell.   

[Old Chap Raasclaat]

27 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

As you say, there's a difference between refugees and economic migrants. If the neck-tattooed, Sports Direct-loving pickpockets are anything like the Poles, which I'm sure 99% are, in typical Slavic form they'll have no manners, drink lots, fight, involve themselves in petty crime, deplete the local swan population through BBQs, drive dodgy old chavved-up BMWs & Audis, and use our job market to send money away from the UK. They will also work hard for very little and take on menial jobs many of our fat, lazy, homegrown McDonald's-generation fuckers wouldn't sniff at. Though unlikely at this stage, if Russia fails to take over Ukraine and appoint a Kremlin-controlled government, the UK will (as with Poland) have another strong ally right under Russia's nose.

So, you envisage 1m Ukranian migrants to the UK? I don't think it'll be quite that much, though expect your home & contents insurance premium to increase, as well as longer NHS waiting times (as if this was actually possible), road congestion getting worse, motor insurances soaring etc., allied to a lower number of vital public servants such as police to absorb a fresh influx of immigrants, many eastern Europeans having a reputation for abhorring black and Asian people. Just think of the ensuing racial hostilities. 'Rivers of Blood' indeed, Mr Powell.   

Listening to some of the cunts phoning LBC and a politician the other day I despair, 'end Visa applications for them' they say, with emotionally clouded judgement. What these idiots fail to realise is you don't open the floodgates for people to come in from a theatre of war. Whilst I genuinely feel for them and their situation, we cannot simply let anyone in here. The Ukrainian community in the UK is around 40,000 apparently and I would have no problem with each of them bringing a few family members here as it makes sense and cap it at 200,000. Even though the costs in bringing them here (let alone future rent, benefits etc) would be massive, it's the right thing to do and as a wealthy western nation you could argue it's our responsibility. There are too many people and politicians, typically overreacting due to the terrible scenes we are all witnessing, yes it's terrible what's happening and you'd have to be a cunt not to give a shit but we have to be realistic. 

I spend time in two cities every week and from what I can tell and see, the NHS is out of its depth and overrun (since when did you have to call your doctor's at 07:59 and hope you get an appointment that day?) Housing is beyond a joke...ever increasing private rents, not enough social housing, not building enough so called 'affordable housing' etc. The whole thing is a mess and add this crisis into an already pressurised post Brexit and Covid 19 UK and it's not looking promising.

Ukraine's population is over 41,000,000, when Putin's finished it'll be more like 20,000 as most of them won't want to live under Putin via some puppet he installs and knowing they can pretty much choose their destination in the EU or UK will make their decision easier. 

[Roadkill]

It seems that, not being content with one Chernobyl, those crazy Ruskies are going for a bigger, better sequel and are shelling the Zaporizhzha nuclear facility - the largest nuclear power plant in Europe.

So now its on fire.

I knew those surplus gas masks and radiation suits I bought would come in handy one day. In fact I'm in bed in one right now. 

I bet you all feel like a right bunch of spackers right now with only your bedsheets to protect you from nuclear fallout. Idiots.

[Eric Cuntman]

1 hour ago, Roadkill said:

It seems that, not being content with one Chernobyl, those crazy Ruskies are going for a bigger, better sequel and are shelling the Zaporizhzha nuclear facility - the largest nuclear power plant in Europe.

So now its on fire.

I knew those surplus gas masks and radiation suits I bought would come in handy one day. In fact I'm in bed in one right now. 

I bet you all feel like a right bunch of spackers right now with only your bedsheets to protect you from nuclear fallout. Idiots.

Wear a mask, wash your hands, stay 2 metres away from melting nuclear reactors and you'll be perfectly alright. 

[Old Chap Raasclaat]

5 hours ago, Roadkill said:

It seems that, not being content with one Chernobyl, those crazy Ruskies are going for a bigger, better sequel and are shelling the Zaporizhzha nuclear facility - the largest nuclear power plant in Europe.

So now its on fire.

I knew those surplus gas masks and radiation suits I bought would come in handy one day. In fact I'm in bed in one right now. 

I bet you all feel like a right bunch of spackers right now with only your bedsheets to protect you from nuclear fallout. Idiots.

Somebody needs to tell them not to mess with Zaporizhzha...  one zap of that shit and they'll become Vaporisedhzha. Lol lol lol.

[White Cunt]

10 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Wear a mask, wash your hands, stay 2 metres away from melting nuclear reactors and you'll be perfectly alright. 

Can you specify the best material for the mask to assure full protection?

[Roadkill]

On 03/03/2022 at 11:30, Cuntybaws said:

[Eric Cuntman]

2 hours ago, White Cunt said:

Can you specify the best material for the mask to assure full protection?

Responsibly sourced, fair-trade peace hemp.